Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 143 04-28-2006

[Chester'sLiver]

T.G.I.F budddiiiieeessss:
http://www.subesports.com/images/candice.michelle.bg.jpg

[Redding]

wow whos that?

[Chester'sLiver]

wow whos that?
Candice Michelle.

[Redding]

face doesnt look the same, might of been from the airbrushing


btw line of the week on O&A for me this week is either jimmy "how much is that honcho fella" or pat cooper "i cant hear cock"

[ChimneyFish]

Morin', buddays!!!!



I really am a non-working ass.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/304326-michelle-trachtenberg-008.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

No its common people...

[silentbob8201]

the Shatner hmmmmmmmmm.

[al885]

this song fuckin rules

[Deadbent]

Denny Crane!

[Chester'sLiver]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No ESD!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I see Spike at some of the Yankee games (3rd Base Side) He's at most 5'6''

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Six Flags Great Adventure stinks and I don't like it.

Although I'd like to get on that 0 to 128 MPH in 3 seconds coaster.

[askewcore]

Are they talking about Pennington and his girl arm?

Edit: It must be Leinart right? Leinart is gonna go to Oakland I think.

Houston will take Bush
New Orleans will take Mario Williams
Tennessee willtake Vince Young
Jets SHOULD take D'Brickshaw Ferguson
GB will take AJ Hawk
San Fran will take anything but Leinart

[ChimneyFish]

Sounds like he's there, CL.

[Chester'sLiver]

OK we get you immigrants do jobs we don't want to do, but you know what that entitles you to? Jack Shit! You are in the country ilegally so if you don't like it get the fuck out.

[ChimneyFish]

"Shit, blood and cum on my hands."
Great lyrics.

[askewcore]

OK we get you immigrants do jobs we don't want to do, but you know what that entitles you to? Jack Shit! You are in the country ilegally so if you don't liek get the fuck out.

And I have a hard time believing alot of homeless/jobless people wouldnt go pick a fuckin tomato.

[ChimneyFish]

"L-O-L!!!!"
"Each song it's own cry for help."

Love Perrys songs.

[ChimneyFish]

Are we looking at the start of a........
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[Slapdoodle]

Prison **** jokes are funny.

[timmykidd2104]

This **** story is hysterical. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/story/291351p-249424c.html

here's the headline:

Thug ***** blind woman
Predator lures teen into subway elevator

[Slapdoodle]

Would **** ending in death be easier or more difficult to make a joke out of?

What kind of difficulty points can we establish here.

If it's prison **** then you can only get a max of 7/10 if you nail it, but if the **** ends in abortion and/or death of the **** victim and you nail the joke... 10/10 perfect across the board.

[Deadbent]

This **** story is hysterical. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/story/291351p-249424c.html

here's the headline:

Thug ***** blind woman
Predator lures teen into subway elevator



The humor mainly comes from the sentence : "Police said the victim was unable to describe her attacker."

No shit. What did she have, a point of reference to liken something to?..
"Well, you see.. he was kind of like... this sound.. you know.."


Police : Was he black?
Victim : Everything is .. black.
Police : Hmm. Shit.

[IDidItAll]

Q: How did everyone know Roberto had been *****?


A: They found splinters on East Side Dave's dick.

[IDidItAll]

Gail O was corrrrrrrrrected.

[timmykidd2104]

The humor mainly comes from the sentence : "Police said the victim was unable to describe her attacker."


yep, I was bartending the night that that story was on the cover of the post. The bartender I worked with asked me if I had read that story which I hadn't. I got to that sentence and burst out laughing. Since then he thinks I'm fucking sick.

[ChimneyFish]

I love the fact that he drugged her up.


Speakin' of drugs....I'm jonesin'.Gail O was corrrrrrrrrected.

[Chester'sLiver]

I can't wait for X-Men 3.

[ChimneyFish]

Seconded.I can't wait for X-Men 3.

[Chester'sLiver]

I think I will see Pirates of the Carribean 2. Idk about Superman Returns. All I know about Poseidon is that I think Johnny drama is in it. He plays Lucky Larry.

[Redding]

i will see x-men 3 but i dont think its gonna be good now that they changed directors

[Deadbent]

yep, I was bartending the night that that story was on the cover of the post. The bartender I worked with asked me if I had read that story which I hadn't. I got to that sentence and burst out laughing. Since then he thinks I'm fucking sick.


It's just one of those special comedic topics that squirms around a fine line of distaste.

Similar to the cancer joke, or aids joke, **** jokes have their place too.
Though not much of it in comparison. Situation has to be right, and well.. if that story doesn't allign the planets in unison, I'll never know what would.

[silentbob8201]

Superman Returns Da Vinci Code and Clerks 2. i would put Xmen 3 if Singer was directing but fuck it

[Deadbent]

Damn paul o beat me the fuck to it.


Superman isn't going to fly away with any oscars this year.. ge-ge-geeeee... ge-ge-ge-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (to the tune of the dragnet intro theme)

[Chester'sLiver]

I think the number one movie this summer is gonna be Aquaman. Vinnie Chase is the man.

[Kyle]

I think Clerks 2 is going to bomb...I love the Kevin Smith movies, but I can't see it having legs...opens big with the fanboy audience, and then falls off quickly.

[Chester'sLiver]

I hear Paul-O was talking to Ben Kingsly for Gap.

[Deadbent]

Clerks 2 isn't going to be able to COUNTER all of the oscars this year. Gegege!!!

[silentbob8201]

I think Clerks 2 is going to bomb...I love the Kevin Smith movies, but I can't see it having legs...opens big with the fanboy audience, and then falls off quickly.
no offense Kyle but name one Kevin Smith movie that was a box office smash. i was just saying it was one of the three movies i wanted to see. that and the little factoid that its going to be unrated

[Deadbent]

On a side note. Really looking forward to the Da Vinci code, though.
Lots of great architecture to dig on. Hope it's well shot.

[Chester'sLiver]

Superman reutrned without an Oscar Gee Gee Gee.

[Chester'sLiver]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO basically this guy put sounds clips in the normal song.

[Redding]

this is a great song

[Kyle]

no offense Kyle but name one Kevin Smith movie to be a box office smash

Oh, none of them have...KS has always made his bread and butter off of DVD sales.

I think it's going to be a bomb in terms of a Kevin Smith movie at the box office. I'll see it, but I have a hard time believing it can live up to the original, and I think the reviews are all going to push that angle when it comes out.

[mikeyboy]

Perrynoid's Roberto song (http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/cc/Roberto.mp3)

[Chester'sLiver]

Oh god no, Not ESD!

[Kyle]

Well, this show just took a turn for the worse...

[Chester'sLiver]

ESD is just horrid. He doesn't get his jokes right or the sports scores...

[Chester'sLiver]

There is a man insdie fez?!?!?! during the show? well that shouldn't be.

[IDidItAll]

I'll say this:

I think I'd rather hear Roberto/ESD talk sports more than the 60/20 guys.

[Kyle]

This isn't even bad in a funny way, or funny in a train wreck way.

It's just awful, awful radio. Bronx Johnny needs to put a beat down on this puppet and eliminate it once and for all.

[IDidItAll]

Forget the envelope Dave, put a gun to your head!

[Chester'sLiver]

Let em guess its ESD.

[IDidItAll]

Roberto: Maybe Earl shouldn't have come in at 11:30

Earl: I called to say I'd be late.

Ron: Who'd you call, Roberto??

GOLD~!

[Chester'sLiver]

Alright guys I have a meeting I must attend. It's been real and its been fun but it hasn't been real fun. C- Yah!

[ChimneyFish]

Well, it's official. We have now entered thread coma.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/Sadiq_Zoman_comatose.jpg

[IDidItAll]

[B][I][FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"]Well, it's official. We have now entered thread coma.

Really?

There's a post on here like every 18 minutes!

[ChimneyFish]

Really?

There's a post on here like every 18 minutes!


It's weird. It always seems to happen at the start of the last hour.:icon_conf

[ChimneyFish]

Well, I guess I'll pronounce.
T.O.D., 2:20pm.

[Jeff2214]

is it just me or is ron and fez starting to suck more and more each day? i used to love the show but there are no more guests now, and they are talking to that fucking no talent hack east side more and more with his little fag ass puppet roberto. honestly budddddieeessss, when i first got my xm, i was ron and fez all the way, not o&a. ron and fez was the first thing i heard and i fucking loved it. now it's slowly starting to sound like and old lady getting gang rapped by 3 black guys(no offense black earl). un fucking barable. the only good thing about the show is bronx johnny.

[Deadhead]

Any info on the song that opened friday's show?

Btw, With the move, I now get to hear the start of the show.

This is a good show.

[mikeyboy]

Any info on the song that opened friday's show?



William Shatner - "Common People"