Will Fezzie be able to make "r" funny?

[SOS]

Will Fezzie be able to make "r" funny?

use "r" please.


I was thinking about it trying to come up with a good non-blue joke.

[MuffDivingTwins]

Yes - this challenge won't be a problem for the 21st Century's Sally Rogers.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/07/dick.van.dyke/story.rose.jpg

Laughter can be found everywhere, especially with "r" - if you can make them laugh afterwards, it makes it less awkward.

[d[u.m]b]

You can't spell "r" without "ape".

[BigBuffaloFan]

b']You can't spell "r" without "ape".

Thats a little too Blue for me.

[d[u.m]b]

Thats a little too Blue for me.
That's OK, because I can get around that using "r"-joke-prevention-prevention.

[Kid Brock]

Lets see if he can incorporate the "r" joke with Swiss Miss being a Bada Bing girl on the Sopranos tonight.

[mikeybot]

Of course. "R" is always funny.

[LiddyRules]

Fez? No.
Ron? He can do anything.

I think the key will be to give power to the rappppee rather than the rapppper.

Some examples i've come up with:

"The rapper tried to make amends to those he had rapped and when he went to one girl looking for forgiveness, she said 'I don't forgive you because you no longer have control over me. And your penis was small.'"

Why do rappers rap? Because they feel inferior to women. Am I right girls?

What do you call lesbian rap? Hot.

What's the deal with rapping? I mean, if you're so hard up, use an escort service!!

"Poor Sarah, did you hear what happened?" "No, tell me." "Well a rapper broke into her house last night." "Oh my god, is she ok?" "She's fine, but you know how her husband hasn't cut his hair in 3 months..."***

Maybe you whores should stop wearing fucking cleaveage showing tops and juicy pants. How many times have you heard of pilgrim rap?


***I think this one has the greatest potential to work as a non-blue rapping joke because it's male on male .... and mistaken identity.

[d[u.m]b]

A Catholic woman is walking through the forest when she notices a rapist is following her. She starts running, which sets him chasing after her. The only way she feels she can free herself of the situation is to say a prayer. "God, if you're listening right now," she prays while fleeing, "could you make the rapist chasing me a Christian?" Eventually she runs all the way out onto a ledge with nowhere else to go. She turns around to confront her assailant and sees the man drop to his knees.

"Dear Lord, please bless this pussy for which I am about to eat..."

[d[u.m]b]

Why should you never force a diabetic to deepthroat you?















They can't have GRAPE juice.

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Why did the clown jerk off onto his wrist?
















To make sure it wasn't too hot for the baby.

[Garyisajoke]

I'd laugh if he r d Roberto.

[d[u.m]b]

Did you hear about the woman who claims the entire cast of SNL sexually assaulted her?








She had to get a "r" skit.

[PCLoadLetter]

Will Fezzie be able to make "r" funny?

No.

[Chimpo]

No one else here seems to have been able to do it yet, so I hope so.

[DonTheTrucker]

Who says the r word can't be funny?

http://www.doubleviking.com/static-13387.html

Edit: Now I see why you all use "r"