Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 152 05-11-06

[APortablePhone]

Hey everyone! You know what today is...

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[NotYouStupid]

I wanna kick Bob Dylan right in the Dreams, Schemes and themes...


Hiya Buddays!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

In case this one was missed yesterday I will start with this one.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i183/hummertuesdays/Picture107.jpg

I had another pic but my computer crashed.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Buenos Morning.

[Chester'sLiver]

Found it again:
http://shopzone.wwe.com/newimages/images/88133X.JPG

[APortablePhone]

Just so everyone knows, the great opening production they played today was made by Bill The Intern.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/HBFD.jpg

Great, we still have to deal with WNEW Earl today, playing the fucking hits.

[Arch Stanton]

Buddies, can this voice be put through anymore machines? Holy S

[APortablePhone]

Oh, and that Jane's Addiction album was released in 1988, so Earl doesn't own Perry anything for not including them in 90's discussion. Unless he's a big Porno For Pyros fan.

[GoatAss]

hi ya buddys.

Your Amish Daddy: Why do you hate East Side so much?

[LiddyRules]

I don't care about anyone on Idol, all I know is I want to bang Katharine. But I agree, she's more suited for Broadway/Off-Broadway.

Taylor stinks buating t he seems to be silly and have a good time and people eat that up.

But I love people talking about Chris as how he's such a rebel and how he's so rock. He's on fucking Idol. He's a zero.

[Arch Stanton]

I just listen for gems from Ron on this subject. I am not in the Idol loop at all.

[mikeyboy]

Oh, and that Jane's Addiction album was released in 1988, so Earl doesn't own Perry anything for not including them in 90's discussion. Unless he's a big Porno For Pyros fan.

Well, I believe that "Ritual de lo Habitual" came out in the 90s.

[Arch Stanton]

Well, I believe that "Ritual de lo Habitual" came out in the 90s.
Your profile pic is still getting it done. Don't ever change it

[Wilmington WOW]

the most important factor in becoming a star is a hit song. none of these idols will be a star unless someone gives them a hit. singer songwriters have much better staying power

[LiddyRules]

The Mandisa song!

[APortablePhone]

I liked Chris more when he was the lead singer for Better Than Ezra. And Sponge. And Seven Mary Three. And Tonic. And Collective Soul. And Candlebox. And The Toadies. And The Meat Puppets.

Well, I believe that "Ritual de lo Habitual" came out in the 90s.

But he played "Jane Says," not "Stop!" or "Been Caught Stealing." So still, another WNEW Earl fuck up.

[Chester'sLiver]

hi ya buddys.

Your Amish Daddy: Why do you hate East Side so much?
Probably for all the same reason most of us do.

[JiggyFly]

he tries so hard to be "wacky"

[APortablePhone]

HEY!

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What happened?

[mikek]

Another interview with a chef? Ramone! Get Ron better guests!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

...on air at least .

Right Fezzy?

[APortablePhone]

Another interview with a chef? Ramone! Get Ron better guests!

RAMONE! Get Jim Norton a copyright so people will stop stealing his fucking bit.

Can we please forget this was ever done by anyone? Can't we all agree to just pretend like it never existed?

[burmart]

Line of the day comes early:

Fez: The great white manager was sentenced yesterday.

Ron: I don't care what color he is fez, it only matters that he's a great manager. We're all humans. Except eskimos....filthy filthy eskimos.

[LiddyRules]

Miss Meth Lab Ronny

[APortablePhone]

You need a college education to read warning labels? Who knew?

[MilkmanDan]

Miss Meth Lab Ronny

We all do, he was awake 24/7, could outrun a Yugo. He was the best

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That must've been a horrible stituation.

Anyone remember The Happy Land Social club fire?

My friend’s Brother is a Firefighter that worked putting out that fire.

After the fire was out his brother mentioned that he was walking this completely dark club on top of bodies that were melted and fused together in clumps…if anyone remembers there were NO windows at this small place.

[APortablePhone]

I miss pre-geophagy Buc Wild.

[LiddyRules]

How odd. If the Great White conversation was on O+A, Jimmy would be yelling at the liberal media blowing it out of proportion and asking why rappers aren't held to the same standards

[RobeSoup&Tears]

How odd. If the Great White conversation was on O+A, Jimmy would be yelling at the liberal media blowing it out of proportion and asking why rappers aren't held to the same standards

How many hip hop (I hate following up with the word...A-hem) 'artists' use pyrotechnics though?

[Arch Stanton]

Been craving the Cowbell bit. Thanks guys

[RobeSoup&Tears]

W.I.C. Cereal
http://theimaginaryworld.com/box722.jpg

[APortablePhone]

How odd. If the Great White conversation was on O+A, Jimmy would be yelling at the liberal media blowing it out of proportion and asking why rappers aren't held to the same standards

Shhh. We keep those feelings hidden deep inside.

How many hip hop (I hate following up with the word...A-hem) 'artists'

Hey, it's the Blowhard! Hiya Blowhard. Can you tell us about how they don't belong in the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame next? At least not until Blondie gets in.

[Chester'sLiver]

Blah blah blah (no one cares what I say, just post pic of hot chick.)
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/05/scarlett.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

1 entry found for Alienator.
al ien•a tor n.

Alienator
n : an unpleasant person who causes friendly people to become indifferent or unfriendly or hostile i.e. APortablePhone:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Weren't they just talking about this the other day. Now there is a article on ESPN about it.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/dailydime?page=dailydime-GreatestPointGuards

[Arch Stanton]

Chester, you never dissapoint

[APortablePhone]

Chester, you never dissapoint

Neither does Chichester. Poor Sun Valley.

Wiccan boy scout? Someone must have given this kid a Buffy: The Vampire Slayer boxed set. Liddy, I'm looking in your direction.

[Chester'sLiver]

Chester, you never dissapoint
I do what I can. :action-sm

Thank you sir.

[LiddyRules]

1 entry found for Alienator.
al ien•a tor n.

Alienator
n : an unpleasant person who causes friendly people to become indifferent or unfriendly or hostile i.e. APortablePhone:action-sm I want a word to describe me. :icon_sad:

[Chester'sLiver]

I want a word to describe me. :icon_sad:
OK who wants to take this one ?

Im gonna pass.. :icon_mrgr

[Kid Brock]

Saw the Weeblo joke coming, but very funny anyway.

[APortablePhone]

I want a word to describe me. :icon_sad:

How about convivial?

[Chester'sLiver]

I hate blowhard. He is radio cancer almost as much as ESD.

[LiddyRules]

How about convivial? You don't know me at all!

Sometimes I wonder if it would have been better to been born earlier, simpler times, but if it's between making a banjo and Megaman 3...

[APortablePhone]

You don't know me at all!

Well there is one word to describe me.

Contrite.

Why am I not surprised that Blowhard was involved in a minstrel show?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/lone_minstrel.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

click click the phone call away

[Kid Brock]

Oh great blowhard is on, I bet he has something "old school" to bitch about.

[Chester'sLiver]

Blowhard is god FUCKING awful.

[silentbob8201]

holy shit that caller was right about the Lawn Jockey thing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_jockey about there being an urban legend that is oy

[APortablePhone]

I still know one guy with a black lawn jockey.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/lj01.jpg
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Shame on you, Anthony Cumia.

[Kid Brock]

Nice job BCH

[LiddyRules]

I still know one guy with a black lawn jockey.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/lj01.jpg

Shame on you, Anthony Cumia.
Little Negro Boy on the outside, Nazi memorabilia on the inside. Oh that Anthony Cumia, what are you going to do next?

How ironic would it be winning the Planet of the Apes collection for knowing about black history?

[silentbob8201]

its just an urban legend but it is on Wikipedia

[APortablePhone]

Pictures of the Jocko statue on eBay the caller was speaking of.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/5a_12_sb.jpg
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[Chester'sLiver]

He has done nothing:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1351490/

[LiddyRules]

Pictures of the Jocko statue on eBay the caller was speaking of.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/dc_12_sb.jpg

That's not a statue, that's Pedophile Medusa's garden.

[aromain]

Is this the nextel show?

[knowgusto]

this sounds awesome.

[APortablePhone]

this sounds awesome.

Sirius just signed Crazy Jen for 15 million.

[LiddyRules]

Kelly Pickler + wormhole = Crazy Jen

Fez might have the Line of the Day with "What's the name of her show? Depression Babies?"

[APortablePhone]

Jen learned everything she knows about black culture from It's Showtime At The Apollo and Comic View.

[LiddyRules]

Jen learned everything she knows about black culture from It's Showtime At The Apollo and Comic View. Like the rest of us white, middle class privileged folks. ...At least until our neighborhoods turned.

Miss suburbs.

[aromain]

If she says "oh child"

I'll be officially ready to kill my self.


Edited for syntax...i'm drunk.

[Redding]

i didnt know they were scarecrows

[zerofischer]

holy shit this is rediculous!!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

Harold and Kumar was a great movie.

[Redding]

i think the guy thinks shes a black chick

[mikek]

Crazy Jen is quite possibly the stupidest human on earth.

[APortablePhone]

Harold and Kumar was a great movie.

Even Crazy Jen knows better than that.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/107578.jpg

[LiddyRules]

She's better than Larry the Cable Guy.

Oh wait, this is wackbag. I only don't like Larry the Cable Guy because I can't handle his middle-America humor and that he takes on racism. Damn my liberal sentiments.

[Chester'sLiver]

Even Crazy Jen knows better than that.
Dude that movie was funny as hell. I thought it was gonna be dumb too, but I watched and laughed my ass off.

[LiddyRules]

Dude that movie was funny as hell. I thought it was gonna be dumb too, but I watched and laughed my ass off. I did too. What's wrong with liking a dumb comedy once in awhile?

i think the guy thinks shes a black chick I'm thinking that way too right now.

[silentbob8201]

how long till she asks him if he's related to Tyler Perry?

[APortablePhone]

She's better than Larry the Cable Guy.

Oh wait, this is wackbag. I only don't like Larry the Cable Guy because I can't handle his middle-America humor and that he takes on racism. Damn my liberal sentiments.

I have a better word to describe you now.

Bitter.

It's nice to know I'm not alone.

[aromain]

Is that dirtbags phone ringing?

[APortablePhone]

What's wrong with liking a dumb comedy once in awhile?

Nothing. But there is something wrong with calling it a "great movie."

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/DON4620.jpg

[SOS]

Crazy Jen is crazy but funny.

[LiddyRules]

"If you ever need a nanny, I'll do it for spareribs."

I just checked my files and yes, I think we have a new winner for "Most Racist Statement Ever."

[askewcore]

Jen is better then Dave. But so is throat cancer.

Good late-afternoon buddays.

"If you ever need a nanny, I'll do it for spareribs."

I just checked my files and yes, I think we have a new winner for "Most Racist Statement Ever."

She's so dumb, I dont even think she realizes she's being racist.

[Redding]

Larry the Cable Guy and the rest of the blue collar comedy group stinks, i mean jesus christ jeff foxworthy is there headliner holy shit

[Chester'sLiver]

"If you ever need a nanny, I'll do it for spareribs."

I just checked my files and yes, I think we have a new winner for "Most Racist Statement Ever."
HAHA. If you ever need a nanny while you go to work....uh wait never mind.

[askewcore]

Larry the Cable Guy and the rest of the blue collar comedy group stinks, i mean jesus christ jeff foxworthy is there headliner holy shit

I think Ron White is pretty funny, but I'm not a big fan of them other guys.

[LiddyRules]

I think Ron White is pretty funny, but I'm not a big fan of them other guys. I don't know much about the Blue Collar guys but I'm still bitter at people being mad at people for taking on Larry for being an easy target without them acknowleding the reason he's an easy target. People mock Gallagher and Carrot Top for similiar reasons. And saying "towelhead" as the punchline, in my book, does not not count as racial humor.

[Redding]

I think Ron White is pretty funny, but I'm not a big fan of them other guys.

actually i agree with you because ron white doesnt play up his redneckness he just drinks and smokes cigars on stage, what is it with guys named ron doing that?

[silentbob8201]

I think Ron White is pretty funny, but I'm not a big fan of them other guys.
well personally Ron White i know he's on those Blue Collar tours but i dont consider him "one of them" because sure he didnt go on the tv show besides some guest spots which kind of saves him wait a tick is that stupid sub Mad Tv quality show still on even?

[MilkmanDan]

well personally Ron White i know he's on those Blue Collar tours but i dont consider him "one of them" because sure he didnt go on the tv show besides some guest spots which kind of saves him wait a tick is that stupid sub Mad Tv quality show still on even?

Pretty sure its gone, at least it is everyplace I live. And yeah, Ron White fucking hilarious in my opinion.

[askewcore]

well personally Ron White i know he's on those Blue Collar tours but i dont consider him "one of them" because sure he didnt go on the tv show besides some guest spots which kind of saves him wait a tick is that stupid sub Mad Tv quality show still on even?

i dunno really, but probably comedy central LOVES those guys. The comedy tour is always gettin re-run. I didnt know Ron White wasnt on the show, I only watched it like twice and he musta just been doing guest spots on the both of them.

[silentbob8201]

hey what happened to Dave Free Thursdays

[askewcore]

it was too good to be true

[APortablePhone]

I still blame Dave, Ronnie.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/DFT.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

I still blame Dave, Ronnie.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/DFT.jpg
Quoted for truth. Next Thursday, he is on suspension. Can not be in the building. Done

Gotta go.....C-YA

[Chester'sLiver]

I hate ESD because he is annoying, is not funny, and he is try to whacky guy.

[askewcore]

Oooh, I been to Cabana. That place is fuckin awesome.

"Maybe we gotta stop?"

please dont cocktease us ronnie.

[Chester'sLiver]

I would take Jen over ESD. Im not kidding either.

[Chester'sLiver]

ok this part right here is why we hate ESD. This right here is why we hate him.

[aromain]

I'm amazed at the hate.

[askewcore]

Dave is blaming being stupid and unfunny on doing acid? I ate acid pretty much daily for my entire junior year of high school, and I'm not a red-headed jizzbag.

Then he compared himself to Edison....yeahhhhh...

OH, and Blowhard likes him, good, those two wastes of airtime can jump off the Brooklyn bridge together.

I'm amazed at the hate.

Why? He's so God awful.

[LiddyRules]

When he talks about taking acid like that's some kind of accomplishment I want to punch him in his kidneys. And that makes him smarter and more creative than other people. I've done Shrooms and I don't constantly talk about it all the time.

[askewcore]

When he talks about taking acid like that's some kind of accomplishment I want to punch him in his kidneys. And that makes him smarter and more creative than other people. I've done Shrooms and I don't constantly talk about it all the time.

Because normal people dont brag about all the drugs they've done like it puts them on a different plane of existence than everyone else. Once you stop tripping, all those wacky creative thoughts go away and you just wanna go to sleep. He's a schmuck.

[aromain]

When he talks about taking acid like that's some kind of accomplishment I want to punch him in his kidneys. And that makes him smarter and more creative than other people. I've done Shrooms and I don't constantly talk about it all the time.

I think he was kidding around.

Dave is just a dweeb, and his dumb ass antics make me laugh at him. I couldn't hate that.

[Chester'sLiver]

Now ESD is stealing Jim Norton's bit! Kill him. I hate him so much.

[askewcore]

Now ESD is stealing Jim Norton's bit! Kill him. I hate him so much.

And he didnt even do it well.

[Chester'sLiver]

Im pretty good at math and can do it with out paper. I actually prefer to try and do it that way. Makes me feel smart.

[LiddyRules]

I actually perfer to try and do it that way.Well spelling sort of passed you by.

You son of a bitch, you edited your post. And you still got a word wrong.

[askewcore]

Well spelling sort of passed you by.

You walked into that one, CL.

I can do math, but only normal math, once they start throwin letters and shit in there I go haywire.

[Chester'sLiver]

Well spelling sort of passed you by.
yeah I don't spell so good. I failed spelling in sixth grade. That was because I didn't do any of the work though.



How did ESD free thursday allow him to be in the room?

[APortablePhone]

And this is why I hate Dave.

He's managed to turn Ron talking about it being Dave Free Thursday as a segue into Dave on third mic.

[askewcore]

everything is always about Dave with him. So annoying.

[aromain]

when fezzie flair chopped dave it really felt like a newspaper falling on his shoulder.

[LiddyRules]

When Harry was the center of attention, he didn't really want it. He was kind of pushed into it because he was a nervous, inept little worm. He was like Li'l Al Dukes. Dave loves being center of attention and keeps being it.

I think Ron knows how everyone hates Dave but likes torturing us. That's why I think ESD isn't long for the show. He knows there's a short lifespan on Dave.

[askewcore]

I dunno, Fezzie throws a good flair chop. He left a good red mark on someone during the 'NEW days.

WOOOOO

[aromain]

I dunno, Fezzie throws a good flair chop. He left a good red mark on someone during the 'NEW days.

WOOOOO


Sorry it was a fag joke and it bombed terribly.

but thanks for the correction.:bigok

[LiddyRules]

Why do people care about David Blane? I really don't know why people give a shit.

[askewcore]

Sorry it was a fag joke and it bombed terribly.

but thanks for the correction.:bigok

Yeah, well I'm a literal douche. So we can just let this die...

[aromain]

Yeah, well I'm a literal douche. So we can just this die...

ughhh yeah ... just this die exactly.

[Wilmington WOW]

ok I missed Ron's discussion on david blane until now

did he really enjoy david blane?

I hope not, and this is a gag

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Who is this 'The Wind' guy? and why is he gettin' sucked?