How to grope chicks in public ?

[Shwoogie G]

Ive know this totally hot chick with huge tits and she has a gay guy friend that she goes to gay bars with on occasion. she says for some reason gay guys will just walk up and grab her tits, but its okay because they're gay so they're not really grabbing her tits in a sexual way so she's not offended.

thats when it hit me: so if a guy were to pretend to be gay, in theory he can grope away. i could throw out a solid 2-handed "honk, honk" to a lovely young woman, then just say "HEY IT'S OKAY, im gay!" and its magically okay.

its like that interns NO HOMO thing, only groping hot tits instead of Than's taint. this gay okay information could be the greatest thing ive ever learned. too bad no one told me 15 years ago i couldve gropped a billion boobs by now. i can even save valuable groping time by having a "HEY IT'S OKAY, im gay !" tshirts printed up. cant go wrong saving time when tits are involved.

[JonBenetRamsey]

sure if you would prefer to grab tits over fucking a girl.

[KevSlider]

1. That's very anti-social
2. I think you have to be in the setting of gays which would be kinda stupid when you could be in the setting of girls and trying to fuck em *elbow elbow*

[SteveSteele]

Come up with a better line and maybe you won't have to pretend you're gay to get a little action.

[B54]

Try it and let me know how it goes.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

GHB is what you seek. :icon_mrgr

[PauliePalermo]

you made up a story, because you know something like this happned to scarlett johannson

[sinAtra]

sure if you would prefer to grab tits over fucking a girl.

seconded

[Sinn Fein]

My ex was friends with a gay dude and he actually liked to go to strip joints and look at chicks. He was fascinated by tits.

[BeerBelly]

My ex was friends with a gay dude and he actually liked to go to strip joints and look at chicks. He was fascinated by tits.
yes. He was gay.:action-sm

[soiled pj's]

Try it and let me know how it goes.


with that doctor thing you got goin I don't think you need the gay angle.

[kloraferm]

I doubt most girls are going to be fine with that if the guy just says he's gay.

[JonBenetRamsey]

I doubt most girls are going to be fine with that if the guy just says he's gay.
yea, gotta suck a dick to really prove it.

[kloraferm]

yea, gotta suck a dick to really prove it.
:icon_lol: Yeah, I don't know about anyone else here, but I'm not willing to make that kind of commitment

[ShooterMcGavin]

I usually just go with chloroform but whatever.

[Smokezilla]

Try it and let me know how it goes.

You don't need a "gimmick", mon ami. You're a fucking doctor. Just tell the chick that her tits look "a little off" and offer an impromptu examination for any "abnormalities". If you can keep a straight face and not start humping her leg, you can probably pull it off without a hitch. . .:icon_wink

I tell the girls that I work with that my wife is an RN. . . that practically makes me a doctor, but they don't buy it for some reason. . . must be my serial killer scowl and the heavy breathing while I say it that gives me away.:icon_mrgr

[B54]

You don't need a "gimmick", mon ami. You're a fucking doctor. Just tell the chick that her tits look "a little off" and offer an impromptu examination for any "abnormalities". If you can keep a straight face and not start humping her leg, you can probably pull it off without a hitch. . .:icon_wink

I didn't want to know how it would go so I could do it, I just wanted him to try it and look foward to his "FU Pepperspray" post.

Thanks for the idea Smoke, I will have to try it. ;)

[TheClone]

[QUOTE=beylorussian54]I didn't want to know how it would go so I could do it, I just wanted him to try it and look foward to his "FU Pepperspray" post.

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Oh God yes....Please make it happen

:clap: :clap:

[Deadbent]

you made up a story, because you know something like this happned to scarlett johannson


Haha!
For reference, video can be found here :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N9CYTabpyss

[ChrisH]

I didn't want to know how it would go so I could do it, I just wanted him to try it and look foward to his "FU Pepperspray" post.

Thanks for the idea Smoke, I will have to try it. ;)

Speaking of which, how do I get into pediatric gynecology? Wukka Wukka.

[sinAtra]

What are you - homo or Japanese?

Get your feel on the old fashion way - chloroform. Then you can take your time. Even works on superheroes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP4foWqiH-A&search=wonder%20woman%20chloroformed