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Ploppy
05-13-2006, 10:59 AM
Thursday night a one of the limbs of a huge ash tree in my yard fell onto my house and onto our cars. It smashed my satellite dish to pieces, put a huge dent in my wifes hood, tore up some gutters, and may have fucked up the roof and chiminey. I had a tree service come out yesterday and they informed me that the tree has to come down. Where the limb fell off, there is a split. It would only be a matter of time before one of the remaining two limbs fell and either hit my neighbors house or fell into the street, hitting my neighbors cars.

As I'm writing this, the tree service is taking this tree down. Its sad. That tree has been there over 80 years and had a lot of green in it. It was huge and provided alot of shade during the summer. We would put lawn chairs under it when we cooked out. Now its being chopped up in a wood chipper. I didn't think that this would bother me so much, but it is. Now I have this huge hole in my yard that looks really empty. This sucks.

usadingo
05-13-2006, 11:01 AM
Keep the wood and build a huge bonfire. Any personal attatchment to a tree can be squelshed by a man's desire to see a huge towering inferno.

B54
05-13-2006, 12:16 PM
Keep the wood and build a huge bonfire. Any personal attatchment to a tree can be squelshed by a man's desire to see a huge towering inferno.

Yeah, fire is cool.

Kid Brock
05-13-2006, 01:06 PM
That tree attacked you first. It fell on your house and cars, you need to coooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrect it.

d0uche_n0zzle
05-13-2006, 01:28 PM
Plant a couple if you feel so guilty, you tree murdering scumbag. :icon_mrgr

BCH
05-13-2006, 07:44 PM
It's different, That's your tree. Not some random tree out in the great northwest somewhere. If I had a pet black angus steer, I'd feel horrible if I had to put it to sleep after giving me the joy that only a Pet can bring a person.









Nah, I'd put a bullet in that fucker and Chow down first chance I got.

Now go mourn your tree ya big pansy! :action-sm

KneeKnee
05-13-2006, 10:48 PM
Something similiar to this happend to me a few years back, a girlfriend of mine spilled soda on my dashboard and I threw her into a woodchipper.

Death Metal Moe
05-13-2006, 10:49 PM
I'm gonna cut down 2 perfectly healthy trees tomorrow just from hearing this story!

KILL TREES!

Angelfuck
05-13-2006, 11:06 PM
I live in a building with a courtyard we had 4 evergreens just about as old, we had a hurricane and one of them fell down, a few days later the management decided to cut the other 3 trees down, I have no idea why (symmetry maybe??) now during the winter the yard looks like bea arthur's snatch, all dried up and barren, trees are nice

soiled pj's
05-13-2006, 11:54 PM
It's to bad that branch didn't fall on some real tree huggers.

ih8Uboo-boo
05-14-2006, 12:45 AM
:hippie:

get over it maaaaannnnn!!!!!!

Jimmy's Dignity
05-14-2006, 12:47 AM
Something similiar to this happend to me a few years back, a girlfriend of mine spilled soda on my dashboard and I threw her into a woodchipper.
how could this line have gotten nothing?? Maybe cause I'm :drunk: :drunk:

I got a chuckle outta it

ih8Uboo-boo
05-14-2006, 12:50 AM
how could this line have gotten nothing?? Maybe cause I'm :drunk: :drunk:

I got a chuckle outta it

you actually READ these posts????:icon_eek:

Hudson
05-14-2006, 01:10 AM
When I was 12 we went away to Cape Cod for two weeks. About a week into our vacation, The huge Hickory tree that grew at the base of our driveway decided to give up the ghost in a thunderstorm. It came crashing down through what was my room at the time, and fucked up my childhood house to the point that it took over 10 years to correct. So count yourself lucky.