Fuckin' Embarrassing

[ShooterMcGavin]

So I had just gotten my lunch from a local burger place and was heading home with it. While driving through my neighborhood, I was singing along to Enter Sandman, banging my head and tapping my steering wheel. Little did I know there was a lady, presumably in her late 40s, turning the corner of an intersection and jogging in my direction. As I was stopping at the intersection, I noticed the lady smiling and laughing at me. I then realized that she caught me in the act.

I stopped "jammin," smiled, and waved awkwardly. I was so embarrassed.

Anyone else have an experience like this?

[Angelfuck]

thats not that bad, I see people singing even dancing in their cars all the time. I love cathcing picking pickin their nose in the car, like really diggin for gold, they look so embarrased when they see you

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

at least you were rockin' out to Karma Chameleon or Take on Me. :icon_lol:

[kloraferm]

That's why when I'm driving I never do anything more than a head bop or tapping the wheel.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

at least you were rockin' out to Karma Chameleon or Take on Me. :icon_lol:

*weren't

ugh, i stink. totally rooned the line. :icon_redf

[Garm]

I would've asked her if she needed a lift to the abortion clinic.

[ianbobo]

I love horrifying my kids by dancing to Prince or Culture Club. I go all the way.

[ianbobo]

No HOMO

[Smokezilla]

I've been a drummer since I was 11 years old. I'm 37 (almost 38) and I don't get to practice very much (work, kids, etc.=no free time). I drive around with a pair of drumsticks stuck between the passenger seat of my Chevy S-10 4X4 pickup. I always jerk-out the sticks and play along on my steering wheel, especially at stop lights. The looks you get are priceless. . . I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THEY THINK!!!:icon_mrgr

[KneeKnee]

I've been a drummer since I was 11 years old. I'm 37 (almost 38) and I don't get to practice very much (work, kids, etc.=no free time). I drive around with a pair of drumsticks stuck between the passenger seat of my Chevy S-10 4X4 pickup. I always jerk-out the sticks and play along on my steering wheel, especially at stop lights. The looks you get are priceless. . . I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THEY THINK!!!:icon_mrgr


A guy behind me was doing this the other day. I just watched him bang on the steering wheel of his Purple Sidekick with a torn roof and laughed and laughed. What had me laughing the most was his style. He would hit the wheel 5 or 6 times, twirl the stick in his right hand, and bang on the steering wheel 5 or 6 times, and that was all he did during the length of three red lights. If I had any balls I would have gotten out of my car, walked up to him, air guitared, then punched him in the face. But, alas, I have none.

[Beeman99]

should've asked her is he wanted to see your sandman.

[rustytrombone1]

thats not that bad, I see people singing even dancing in their cars all the time. I love cathcing picking pickin their nose in the car, like really diggin for gold, they look so embarrased when they see you

The best is when you pull up next to a person at a light/stop sign who is two knuckles deep...roll your window down....and yell as loud as you can at them to stop picking their nose....done that plenty of times...the reaction is priceless!

[robinquivers]

I see people all the time on the highway while I am working, digging the nose, singing, talking to themselves. I once pulled up next to a guy who was really digging in his nose, I looked over and just tapped the siren, scared the shit out of him. he looked at me, and I gave him the gesture to slow down.

[Deadbent]

The nosepickers are funny, so are fat chicks you catch eating... like they need more food.

[sherwood]

i freely pick my nose all the time...i dont care. If I have one of those tough boogs I cant get with a tissue I need to go in after it myself.

The best I have seen was when this black lady with tinted windows (must have thought the tint was better than it really is) was driving next to me and she has no hands on the wheel while shes driving, instead shes doin the whole "wave your hands in the air" rap dance and singing like shes at a night club doin 40 down the street (and I wonder why its taking forever for my insurance to drop)

my buddys dad seen a good one...He was at a red light and this really fat trashy lady was at a bus stop she pulled her pants down flipped off all the drivers while yelling "FUCK YOU ALL" and squated down (still with her middle fingers waving at all the drivers) and proceeded to take a massive dump at the bus stop.

[JimsInfectedEye]

Nothing is more embarrassing than being at the gym on the treadmill, listening to the replay and Jimmy blurting out something so funny, you burst out laughing and everyone looks at you like you're an idiot.

Not like you can explain what he was sayin' - "well, this guy, he was talking about getting a blowjob from an old lady and you would have to worry about getting Efferdent on your pubes and...."

[Turtle]

I don't do the dashboard drums or shit like that, but I will sing along and rock out in the car. I have had people look at me from time to time, but I will stare back ( nose has been broken several times abd my ears are fucked up from sports). I kind of a big guy, and look like I could be a problem, so I've never had any...

[THE FEZ MAN]

i ware head phones at work to listen to the show and music, i sing along all the time and talk to my self and comment on the show. it gives the guys i work with laugh all the time. they all think im nuts. i also just plain ol talk to my self when im working. it helps me think

[Iron Duke]

The nosepickers are funny, so are fat chicks you catch eating... like they need more food.

Did this at the local DQ about a month ago. Some 400ish bloblike mess was chowing on a fudge sundae, as soon as the light turned, me and my nephew pulled up and yelled "SHOVEL IT IN FATTY". It was priceless as we drove off with the mess giving us the finger with chocolate dripping off a few of her chins.

[Beeman99]

the best is getting a hand job or blow job when driving and getting busted by some mom with her kids in the car. I get embarresed at first then I just smile and wave.

[MrBogey]

the best is getting a hand job or blow job when driving and getting busted by some mom with her kids in the car. I get embarresed at first then I just smile and wave.

Or when you're caught jerking off and you have to find some other pre-school in driving distance to hang out around because everyone recognizes you from the posters.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

the best is getting a hand job or blow job when driving and getting busted by some mom with her kids in the car. I get embarresed at first then I just smile and wave.

yeah, i hate it when i'm getting blown by my girl in the car and my mom turns around and says "Hey you kids! Knock it off!"



nothing?

[Hudson]

Nothing is more embarrassing than being at the gym on the treadmill, listening to the replay and Jimmy blurting out something so funny, you burst out laughing and everyone looks at you like you're an idiot.

Not like you can explain what he was sayin' - "well, this guy, he was talking about getting a blowjob from an old lady and you would have to worry about getting Efferdent on your pubes and...."
Got you beat
Was doing the same thing at a gym, and trying to be all cool an all with a towel draped over the screen. Got up to a good pace and sweat and a .... moment caused my Panasonic walkman (they were on Fm at the time) to fly out of my hand and land across the room. I tried to act all cool like nothing happened (a hot gym worker walked over and handed it to me. Yes I ran for a few moments with my headphones unconnected). Then my towel slid off and I got tripped up by it it and ended up against the gym wall, with the guy next to me going DAMN!!!!!
NEVER WENT BACK

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

yeah, listening to the bbboys in public can be hazardous to your dignity. i recall listening to the show on my headset in the supermarket once, listening to Awesome Garrett and ol' K-Dogg inpersonationg O&A for that BBC interview they did. Stinky does his Andrew "Macho Man" Clay impression, and i totally lose it in the middle of the supermarket. i'm staggering around like a newborn fawn, eyes welled up with tears, holding my breath and biting my tongue so i don't burst out in laughter. i can only imagine how much of a lunatic i must have looked to everyone getting their milk and eggs.

[JoeFromDetroit]

Should have ***** her, got up to laugh and point at her.

[Cunt Smasher]

I really only listen to O&A in the car.Live on my way to work and replay on the way home.Just today on the way home I was laughing like a fucking loon when Jimmy and the bbboys were talking about how stupid birds are.I have swerved all over the road before cuz I cant see from the tears.I litetrally almost had a wreck thev first time I heard the "wreck of the edmond fitzgerald?" bit.