last time you got laid?

[25133WhooOoAH]

so just wondering
i havent gotten laid since the last time i fucked my ex for the last time last april, so ive hooked up with 2 girls since then , but havent gotten laid - having a g/f and getting laid almost everyday sucks when you dont got it anymore!

[Halo Five]

I got laid twice last week... two different girls. So I guess I would vote this past weekend?

[JonBenetRamsey]

today and it's always great to blow a load while a broad is riding you and you have a finger in her ass.

[TheClone]

Im gettin head as I type this post.

[Halo Five]

Im gettin head as I type this post.


Lucky Bastard...

[25133WhooOoAH]

haha you serious, come on guys this is SERIOUS!

[Papagolash]

There's no option for a couple of weeks ago.

[ShooterMcGavin]

haha you serious, come on guys this is SERIOUS!

Are you being totally seriul?

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[Glenn Dandy]

I am playing the bitch role... I want a decent gf. I have turned down all offers of late.

[Beeman99]

If I don't get my dick wet at least 4 times a week with my gf I'm pissed. My personal best was 6 times with 5 different chicks in 8 days. Although I was a little worried afterwards about my dick turning green and falling off. Use the internet if you can't get laid the normal way, there are some extremely hot women out there that are just as horny and desperate as some of us are/were.

[MHasegawa]

Still goin on 4 years, if i had the money id pay

[Hudson]

Dude you pay for it in one way or another.

[Sack of Chisels]

Almost 2 and a half years. Christ.

[PauliePalermo]

what is the point of living if you are going on 4 years without sex?

[jpc165]

just got some before work

[tacobelldoug]

I'm married and get it maybe once a month. maximum.

[Ploppy]

what is the point of living if you are going on 4 years without sex?

You won't make it to Kindergarten if you don't live past 4 years.

[MHasegawa]

what is the point of living if you are going on 4 years without sex?

It sucks, but its no reason to stop living.

[Ovaherenow]

remember..you don't pay a hooker for sex..you pay for her to leave ...and leave you with AIDS

[MHasegawa]

small price to pay my friend :icon_cool

[LAX]

not gotta laid in a month or so....but a few blow jobs in the past few weeks...I ain't gonna complain

[Halo Five]

I am playing the bitch role... I want a decent gf. I have turned down all offers of late.
I am feeling the same way.. I am turned off of girl I can fuck easily.. in regards to starting a relationship. I would rather find a nice girl who will make me wait a few months then sleep with me on the first date.. yet I did get laid twice last week.

[fothermucker]

I am feeling the same way.. I am turned off of girl I can fuck easily.. in regards to starting a relationship. I would rather find a nice girl who will make me wait a few months then sleep with me on the first date.. yet I did get laid twice last week.
Why stop here, go for the record and mention that you got laid twice last week three times in the same thread. :action-sm

[Haeder]

I'm married too. Once or twice a month if all goes well.

[JSHAW]

I'm married, and right now I'd give up sex for a year if I could get my hands on
a Pioneer Inno. Screw the sex, I want an Inno.

[ShooterMcGavin]

I'm married, and right now I'd give up sex for a year if I could get my hands on
a Pioneer Inno. Screw the sex, I want an Inno.

Are you feeling okay?

[JSHAW]

Are you feeling okay?

Yes, I'm feeling fine. The Inno would provide more entertaiment
than the wife. Not even kidding.

[JimsInfectedEye]

I'm married, and right now I'd give up sex for a year if I could get my hands on
a Pioneer Inno. Screw the sex, I want an Inno.

The Inno can't suck your cock, though.

[ShooterMcGavin]

The Inno can't suck your cock, though.

*runs to patent office*

[Southtown]

I'm married too. Once or twice a month if all goes well.


Im the same way. I did get some last night so I am good until June

[invisible76]

Am I the only married guy here that gets it a few times a week?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Does fucking yourself count?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Been getting it pretty regularly with my gf... No complaints whatsoever.

I guess I should say regularly is about 3 to 5 times a week. yay me!

[B54]

Sunday night. I usually get it once or twice a week.

[rottwielerinpa]

Am I the only married guy here that gets it a few times a week?
the wife and I are also good for a few times a week

[Halo Five]

Why stop here, go for the record and mention that you got laid twice last week three times in the same thread. :action-sm


OK... I banged two girls last week... :icon_mrgr

[blee]

Just got done banging the GF. Wanna smell my finger?

[LBF]

Am I the only married guy here that gets it a few times a week?


Nope, I get it a couple times a week as well. More often when I am not having to work late every night.

[Smokezilla]

I figure that I get some ass from the "ole lady" about once per quarter. Good thing June and the end of the 2nd quarter is coming.:icon_wink

[JimsInfectedEye]

Am I the only married guy here that gets it a few times a week?

Counting girlfriends?

[fothermucker]

If I get married, I'll fucking hang myself if I start getting laid maybe once a month. That's a raw deal right there.

[Turtle]

I've been married for almost ten years, and I have sex with the wife at least three times a week.

That said, I had sex last night and for some reason I could not get a nut. I felt like a woman, your getting laid but not cuming.

[abudabit]

I've been married for almost ten years, and I have sex with the wife at least three times a week.

That said, I had sex last night and for some reason I could not get a nut. I felt like a woman, your getting laid but not cuming.

It happens, especially when the top (horizontally) of your dick is sore.

Even worse is going limp. I went limp when I was about to lose my virginity, but we had been doing lines of chopped up pharmacueticals plus I was nervous as hell.

[Turtle]

It happens, especially when the top (horizontally) of your dick is sore.

Even worse is going limp. I went limp when I was about to lose my virginity, but we had been doing lines of chopped up pharmacueticals plus I was nervous as hell.
It was strange, I had not taken any meds, and we had not had sex since Sat PM. But I could not get off...the wife asked me if everything was ok...what do I tell her? Your pussy if fucked up? My balls are empty? Roll over, your ass is tighter?

ANyway, I lay in bed for at least an hour thinking about why, and was unable to come up with an answer. So I'm going to try again in a few hours.

[fothermucker]

Your pussy if fucked up? My balls are empty? Roll over, your ass is tighter?
Turtle for mod.

It sounds like you should chill for a day and then come back in full force and attack that pussy like the Mongolian Horde.

[Turtle]

Turtle for mod.

It sounds like you should chill for a day and then come back in full force and attack that pussy like the Mongolian Horde.
On horseback and hacking away with a scimitar? Not so sure she would go for that.

[JimsInfectedEye]

Its performance anxiety, Turtle. I get that occasionally. I haven't tried it yet, but they say Viagra (or the clones meds, hoo hoo) work really well for that.

[fothermucker]

I meant more in the sense that it gave you less than favorable results so you kill every living thing inside and then raze it to the ground. Get her drunk before you try it though.

[GonzoRadio]

I only see my gf once a week or twice a week, so I get laid once or twice a week... and that's good enough. If she'd let me play xbox 360 while fucking, I'd do it more. I don't know what the problem is, its got wireless remotes its not like itd get in the way, what the fuck.

[mikeybot]

It's been a couple of months for the ol' in-out, but a lot of oral inbetween.

[25133WhooOoAH]

lol notice how the people who are virgins or its been a couple months or years havent posted

[Shaggz]

Got laid last weekend, then was awaken with a handjob the next morning and a fat spliff. Very nice indeed.

[Dopie Opie]

lol notice how the people who are virgins or its been a couple months or years havent posted


NEver been laid but your mom gave me the rusty trombone last night.

Toot toot

[Turtle]

I get laid once or twice a week... and that's good enough. If she'd let me play xbox 360 while fucking, I'd do it more.
For some reason I find this funny

[Angelfuck]

can I change my vote to today... and yesterday? :bigok

[watsonnostaw]

5 minuites ago

thats right, no cuddling, shoot a load and hop on the computer while she cleans up