Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 156 05-17-2006

[Chester'sLiver]

Helllooo Buddiieesss:

Posh Spice a.k.a Victoria Beckham is a sexy bitch.
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/victoria_beckham_grey_04.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Someone's bored.

[Chester'sLiver]

Someone's bored.
Yes I am. Slow work day.

[Redding]

same here guys, brb gotta take a shit..oh wait tom browkaw bit gonna have to hold it.

[Redding]

great bit whenever ant does brokaw or greaseman

[k5banga]

Waddle Doodle Bone Dry

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOO I timed that perfect. Out to get lunch and back just as Ron and Fez start.

[LiddyRules]

I don't want to sound like a queer but the Beatles' "I Will" is an amazing love song.

And CL, my mission is to help you get to 6k today.

And The Da Vinci Code movie reviews are coming out and they're calling it a bad movie. Who would have ever thought that a horrible book written like a bad action movie would in fact become a bad movie? Please, for the love of God, I really want to know if I'm the only one who hated TDVC book on fundamental levels.

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't want to sound like a queer but the Beatles' "I Will" is an amazing love song.

And CL, my mission is to help you get to 6k today.
Thank you. :icon_mrgr I am pretty bored today so I think there is no problem with thay happening.

[silentbob8201]

is this earl trying to be funny?

[Kid Brock]

is this earl trying to be funny?


I don't think he is motivated enough to be funny. That would take some work.

[Chester'sLiver]

ok Kathyren wearing that black dress with the boots was fucking hot. She is amazing.

[LiddyRules]

ok Kathyren wering that black dress with the boots was fucking hot. She is amazing. I've been saying that all season but that final outfit, mmmmm, lordy.

[Chester'sLiver]

I've been saying that all season but that final outfit, mmmmm, lordy.
oh I knew she was hot, but her in those boots was like WOW.

[Chester'sLiver]

I love Ron mad at ESD. Ron rules.

[Deluxomatic]

Today he actually sounded mad...didn't even turn it into a joke. That's awesome. Fuck ESD.

[Kid Brock]

Helllooo Buddiieesss:

Posh Spice a.k.a Victoria Beckham is a sexy bitch.
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/victoria_beckham_grey_04.jpg


I am just going to leave this pic up all day.

[Chester'sLiver]

I am just going to leave this pic up all day.
And David Beckam cheating on her just proves that no matter how hot a chick is you can get tired of banging her.

[Chester'sLiver]

well its really because you don't pick things up with your feet. or have to write or anything, it just has to look right and be solid. A hand is used for to much.

[Kid Brock]

"Legless Olympics"

[Chester'sLiver]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/chef1.jpg

The Chef I think is the Chef from Chucky Cheese. My nephew loves chucky cheese.

[wetandstickyjim]

I worked with a dude who lost BOTH legs in Nam. He had fake ones and could walk, although a bit stiff. It was a while before we found out too. Turns out he was crazier than a shit house rat.

[Kid Brock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/chef1.jpg

The Chef I think is the Chef from Chucky Cheese. My nephew loves chucky cheese.


If you want to figure out who took Roberto just find out who has sideways electrical outlets in their house. Can't be too many people with those.

[APortablePhone]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/chef1.jpg

The Chef I think is the Chef from Chucky Cheese. My nephew loves chucky cheese.

You mean to tell me the Master Of Puppets is...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/pasqually.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/character_pasqually.jpg

I've actually found the real chef puppet
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/a_1675.jpg
http://www.gummylump.com/front/f_product.php?id=1675

[LiddyRules]

I'm with Ron, if I had to make a list, I'd add fancy stuff to make myself sound like a fancy man.

Hoo hoo Condy is ripping off John Cusack. But Condi is a classically trained pianist, right?

[Arch Stanton]

Hello buddies.....Well, we all know Earl doesn't Muff dive

[LiddyRules]

When Ron saw the people die diving, he was wearing thick glasses and had a dart gun.

[IrishAlkey]

Jerking off in your car is fun on the highway.

[APortablePhone]

Ronnie, will you be the monkey to my organ grinder?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/VL-00217-C.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Ronnie, will you be the monkey to my organ grinder?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/VL-00217-C.jpg Stop posting pictures of Ron and Earl.

[Chester'sLiver]

Stop posting pictures of Ron and Earl.
Yeah Im with Liddy, they are way too sexy!

[Chester'sLiver]

If I was in a dry county, I would just move.

[APortablePhone]

Stop posting pictures of Ron and Earl.
White people are so scared of http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/Blackearl.jpg.

[LiddyRules]

If I was in a dry county, I would just move.
Smuggle.

[TonyBagels]

no it wouldn't be nice

[Chester'sLiver]

OOO I found a pic for my 6000th post. Of course you have probably seen it before but its still good.

[APortablePhone]

I enjoy the catty moments with Ron segment more.

Ron: Say Fez?
Fez: Yes Ronnie?
Ron: Blah blah blah blah gay remark gay remark blah blah blah gay remark.

[Chester'sLiver]

I have never been to a drive through before.

[Chester'sLiver]

:jump 6000th post :jump




:cool7:


:deadhorse
pic:
http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/0606/Aguilera/00001f.jpg

[IDidItAll]

:jump 6000th post :jump




:cool7:


:deadhorse
pic:
http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/0606/Aguilera/00001f.jpg


Thatsa nice!!

Congrats on your latest success.:action-sm

[LiddyRules]

Miss Drive-Ins. They were crazy fun.

[TonyBagels]

I have never been to a drive through before.
really? what about Drive-ins since that's what they're talking about

[TonyBagels]

how come that MLB commercial doesn't have a mention of the best interleague rivalry the Marlins vs. Devil Rays!?

[IrishAlkey]

I've never supersized before.

[Arch Stanton]

Miss Drive-Ins. They were crazy fun.
Yeah they were the best.

[Arch Stanton]

:jump 6000th post :jump




:cool7:


:deadhorse
pic:
http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/0606/Aguilera/00001f.jpg
Fantastic job young fella. Hope to be here for the next 6,000

[TonyBagels]

:jump 6000th post :jump




:cool7:


:deadhorse
pic:
http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/0606/Aguilera/00001f.jpg


Hey Chester, I'm gonna quote your fine message (congrats by the way) just so we can see the pic further up the page!!

[TonyBagels]

I've never supersized before.
Have you taken advantage of the $1 menu?

[Chester'sLiver]

really? what about Drive-ins since that's what they're talking about
Those too you wise-cracker. Are you Tengo or Cash. L-O-L. Give me those ribs. :icon_bigg

[IrishAlkey]

Wendy's Jr. bacon cheeseburgers...

[APortablePhone]

Miss Drive-Ins. They were crazy fun.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/Arbys.jpg
+
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/lonsdale-drive-in.jpg
+
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/vlcsnap-647086.jpg
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Poor Anthony

[LiddyRules]

Why are people shocked about this!? The Da Vinci Code itself was written like a horrible treatment for a horrible movie!

BTW, I read it has flashbacks to Knights Templar.

Has Cannes ever been accurate with a movie?

http://cinesev.ifrance.com/cinesev/barton%20fink%20jac.jpg
http://images.fok.nl/upload/pulp_fiction.jpg

[IrishAlkey]

Hooray for On Demand.

[Redding]

wow 6 reviews on rotten tomatoes and are all rotten

[TonyBagels]

Those too you wise-cracker. Are you Tengo or Cash. L-O-L. Give me those ribs. :icon_bigg
NO I'm tAngo

[IrishAlkey]

If I was a descendant of Jesus, chicks would totally fuck me.

[TonyBagels]

Wendy's Jr. bacon cheeseburgers...
mmmmmmmmm jr bacon cheeeseburrrrgerrrrrrssss mmmmm

[IDidItAll]

mmmmmmmmm jr bacon cheeeseburrrrgerrrrrrssss mmmmm

Now I'm starvin'!

[IrishAlkey]

mmmmmmmmm jr bacon cheeeseburrrrgerrrrrrssss mmmmm

http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/homer_drooling.gif

[Redding]

mmmmmmmmm jr bacon cheeeseburrrrgerrrrrrssss mmmmm

too bad were all on the fat smash diet :(

[TonyBagels]

Now I'm starvin'!
Earl, got any Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers?

[TonyBagels]

too bad were all on the fat smash diet :(
Stupid mindless drones that we are. O&A say buy the book. We buy the book, go on the diet, and drool over burgers

[IrishAlkey]

Yeah, I'm doing semi-Atkins and can't have them now.

I shit green.

[TonyBagels]

Yeah, I'm doing semi-Atkins and can't have them now.

I shit green.
I thought with the atkins you can have all of the bacon and cheese you want

[LiddyRules]

My only diet is depression. God didn't bless me with any gifts.

[IrishAlkey]

I thought with the atkins you can have all of the bacon and cheese you want

But it comes on bread and I have no self control...

MUST EAT THE BREAD!

[TonyBagels]

But it comes on bread and I have no self control...

MUST EAT THE BREAD!
D'OH Stupid buns

[IrishAlkey]

Buns are only allowed if you can stick your face in between them and lick a nice, clean asshole.

Just in case... no homo.

[TonyBagels]

Later (again) fellas

[LiddyRules]

If anyone is interested in the shows the networks are bringing us next season, CBS, NBC and ABC have already announced their listings with FOX and CW coming tomorrow. If you're interested here (http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-nbcupfrontsroundup,0,3340341.story) there are. There's a lot of good stuff.

[LiddyRules]

This is like a comedy pyramid made by retarded Jews.

[Chester'sLiver]

If anyone is interested in the shows the networks are bringing us next season, CBS, NBC and ABC have already announced their listings with FOX and CW coming tomorrow. If you're interested here (http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-nbcupfrontsroundup,0,3340341.story) there are. There's a lot of good stuff.
They friggin made SCRUBS a midseason comedy again. Its a good show and its popular show too. They shouldn't do cliff hangers if its gonna be delayed.

[Chester'sLiver]

I think its funny that they are talking baby names and my sister just went into labor.

[LiddyRules]

I think its funny that they are talking baby names and my sister just went into labor. Well, you think it is.

[Redding]

wow what a give away, i would of rather had to hang around with ESD for a day then see that god awful movie

[IrishAlkey]

I think its funny that they are talking baby names and my sister just went into labor.

Let me know when my kid is born.

[Redding]

Spanky would of been on the good list if they would of turned him heel late in his career

[Chester'sLiver]

Let me know when my kid is born.
no problem.

[Chester'sLiver]

God I hope M.O.P. burns Roberot and pisses on the ashes.

[IrishAlkey]

no problem.

I was hoping for an angrier reply.

No fun.

[Chester'sLiver]

I was hoping for an angrier reply.

No fun.
I don't get mad at posts on a message board. But if it makes you happy GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Im angry :icon_evil.

[IrishAlkey]

Yes!

Take that!

[Redding]

how dare dave forget david caruso....fucking douche

[LiddyRules]

I think MOP needs to cut off a part of Roberto and mail it into XM.

I love his "interrogation" of Bill. "Was it you?" "No." Something tells me Bill can outsmart Ron in his sleep.

We have a suspect on the thread with us. Alkey, comment?

[Chester'sLiver]

I wish I had Roberto. I would take video of me ripping it apart, burning it, and letting my dog shit on it.

[IrishAlkey]

I wasn't that drunk.

[LiddyRules]

I wasn't that drunk. Tell that to the ribbon in your bumper.

This is like retarded Saw.

[Chester'sLiver]

I like how doing a bit with a payoff is this horrible thing that ESD doesn't want to do. You jack-ass that is what you are suppose to be doing.

[Kid Brock]

I say we get a search party together and save that damn puppet. Kidnap ESD if you must, but to torture a poor innocent puppet that is going to far.

[Chester'sLiver]

I love Masters of Puppets. He rules and ESD stinks.

[Redding]

hey alkey your on the phone nice

[IrishAlkey]

That was Roberto.

[silentbob8201]

all right Tim Tredwell v 2 The David Blain Experiment

[LiddyRules]

It's like Bart Simpson's " I Didn't Do It" primetime special.

[LiddyRules]

Oh listen, it's Jimmy doing a mic test. That doesn't get annoying hearing it for five weeks in a row.

[IrishAlkey]

Bring back the HornyGoatweed ads.

[LiddyRules]

Bring back the HornyGoatweed ads. I'd kill to hear the HGW ads, or the ad for the pill that makes your cum flavored, Steve C's PSAs or Earl's public files.

[LiddyRules]

"What does he have to do? Direct a movie no one wants to see before you can book him?"

[LiddyRules]

I'm out. Enjoy PEter Reiger promoting "90 Minutes of Boredom 2"

[Chester'sLiver]

I haven't been paying attention for like 30 mins. Who is this guy?

[mikek]

I haven't been paying attention for like 30 mins. Who is this guy?

Boon from Animal House.