Thanks alot WBL

[Stormrider666]

Thanks alot WBL for a very cringe humour moment the other night. My buddies and I went to a strip club for a bachelor party. Almost every girl in that place was Russian. And as each one came up to me to ask if I wanted a dance, all I could hear in my head was, Ant's impression of the Russian stripper and ultimately smile and laugh in their face as they were talking to me. Especially this one who asked me if I ever been to Russia and that when I responded no, she said that one dance from her and I would never have to visit Russia. When the girls asked me what was so funny, I just shook my head and said just a joke an old friend told me.:action-sm

[WMB]

Did she reply with *spit* "You Americans and your stupid humor, nothing is funny in Russia."?

[Monstercloud]

WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT :action-sm

[ih8Uboo-boo]

In Russia jokes on you...

[Sinn Fein]

[Yakov Smirnoff] In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. [/Yakov Smirnoff]

[TreeFortRichard]

obviously the reason she was questioning you was because "In russia I was Psychologist in Moscow"

[CM Mark]

So I take it none of them "Made the sexy for you?"

[Sunsetspawn]

Russian Strippers are fucking awful. I had a band business meeting in a strip club once and I was dressed a little better than my fellow bandmates for whatever reason, I don't really remember. But I do remember these 2 Russian strippers that wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. We weren't even sitting at the bar, we were on a table off to the side. They were both on my lap, without my consent, BEGGING for me to buy a lap dance. They refused to listen to my plea of, "but I'm broke." And why would I have needed a lap dance at that point anyway, with the way they were rubbing on me I could've emptied my mule into my pants if that's what I was there for.

[badcellphoneguy]

{ants impersonation.. did she give you da fuck? {ant's impersonation..

[JSHAW]

give to me the money and I will make for you like I fuck
<russian stripper accent>

[Stormrider666]

So I take it none of them "Made the sexy for you?"
Nah not really. Especially the one who had that stupid line about how good her lap dances were. She had Sleeztak eyes.

[Smokezilla]

Nah not really. Especially the one who had that stupid line about how good her lap dances were. She had Sleeztak eyes.


Nice reference, SR666!!!

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7451/sleestack6gs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"Rill. . . Horry. . . crystals. . .!!!" - Chaka

[commish13]

You queermos are all getting it wrong

"Geeve to me da money and I will make for you de like I fahhk"

[Fruit Monkey]

what scares me is he is a titty bar with women pretending to want him , and he thinks of anthony ... and not once did he say no homo . sir are u gay for anthony?

[Angelfuck]

what scares me is he is a titty bar with women pretending to want him , and he thinks of anthony ... and not once did he say no homo . sir are u gay for anthony?

:clap:

[wackbagette]

obviously the reason she was questioning you was because "In russia I was Psychologist in Moscow"

I thought all Russian strippers were Nuclear Physicists?

[Screwtape]

you should have chipped in

"would you like to suck my cock, bear-serker!"

[Stormrider666]

what scares me is he is a titty bar with women pretending to want him , and he thinks of anthony ... and not once did he say no homo . sir are u gay for anthony?
Fine No homo, you happy.:action-sm

[B54]

Go Russia.

[turdfrgsn]

geef to me de monyeh and i mek de sexy donce for jew

[Iron Duke]

So I take it none of them "Made the sexy for you?"

I believe its pronounced "syyeksy".

[fatfrankie]

[Yakov Smirnoff] In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. [/Yakov Smirnoff]


yakov smirnoff.... in russa we to have soap opras in america you have one life to live

in russa we have one day to live