Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 159 05-22-2006

[Chester'sLiver]

Helllooo Budddiieeesss


I bring you Brittney Crying
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/bs051906_01_tm.jpg

and Jessica Alba kicking Ass:
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/jessica_alba_pissed_03.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Buenos Morning Folks.

I bring you the reason why she cried...Babies revenge
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/05/pow4.gif

[Chester'sLiver]

I think she was crying because she realized what she got herslef into marrying the trash she did. [Brittney] But Im the "Hit Me Baby One More Time" girl [\Brittney] Are Ya? Well now you are the "Drop my baby one more time" girl, suck it up stupid.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Some pictures I've seen of her show a rugged looking mom...that's a long way from that amazing Pepsi commercial she did a few Super Bowls back...aging sucks.

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_pages/bs5.16b.html

http://images.digitalmedianet.com/2002/02_feb/features/cw_tivo_superbowl/britney_s.jpg
http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2002/02/02/spears_zoom.jpg

[Footthing]

morning buddddies... i haven't posted in awhile

[Redding]

hey buddies

[RadioMercenary]

hey buddays

[mikek]

morning buddayz

[LiddyRules]

Nice Rushmore reference

[Chester'sLiver]

Oh god friggin ESD.

[RadioMercenary]

personally i give the edge to Cruise, everyone has seen a movie with him in it be it Top Gun or M:I-3, Bono is great but visual medium trumps audio medium

[LiddyRules]

Time for the daily East Side Dave routine.
Ron: "More people know Earl in radio than they do you."
ESD: "No way Mr. B!!! No Way!!! Everyone ever in radio knows who I am."
Ron: "Even in New York?"
ESD: "Well in NY, maybe NOT! But in JERSEY I am the king! Everyone knows who I am! Everyone admires me in Jersey radio!! *uncomfortable laughter* It's true Mr. B!!! Jersey Shore, Number 1!!!"

[Chester'sLiver]

I wouldn't even get up for Bono. I can't stand U2 and he can afford another seat.

[Chester'sLiver]

Time for the daily East Side Dave routine.
Ron: "More people know Earl in radio than they do you."
ESD: "No way Mr. B!!! No Way!!! Everyone ever in radio knows who I am."
Ron: "Even in New York?"
ESD: "Well in NY, maybe NOT! But in JERSEY I am the king! Everyone knows who I am! Everyone admires me in Jersey radio!! *uncomfortable laughter* It's true Mr. B!!! Jersey Shore, Number 1!!!"
I live in the Jersey Shore and I am the biggest ESD hater around. So there goes that theory. Did he actually say this? I had to take a call.

[Footthing]

U2 annoys me just as much as tom cruise

[Chester'sLiver]

ESD sounds like Vito from Sopranos "It was just a joke......guys. Im kidding."

[tacobelldoug]

I hate U2 and Cruise equally as well.

[Footthing]

i guess he forget "no homo" ??

[LiddyRules]

The first thing Dave must do is admit that he's not perfect. Every time he speaks, he makes it seem like everyone else is completely wrong and he doesn't get why people are acting like that. He's so fucking annoying.

[Kyle]

wow, this has turned into an on-air intervention.

[Footthing]

yea exactly, not always that everyone else is wrong, but that thinks hes always right

[Footthing]

man does he realize how much people hate him? doesn't seem like it

[LiddyRules]

If he mentions doing acid, I'm going to slice his throat.

[MilkmanDan]

Hell I'm considering that plastic lining option

[Chester'sLiver]

I love the people in AA that think no one can have fun drinking because they can't handle it. I can go out drink and have fun and my life doesn't become shit ------ it was that way to begin with.

[IDidItAll]

He wanted to blow off steam on Friday by drinking??

That's all he did for an hour (53 minutes) AT WORK on Friday was DRINK!!!

What a DOUCHE!!!

[mikek]

This is so unfunny.

Does anyone think Ron uses ESD so much because he recognizes ESD's absolute incompetency & unfunniness? That, in a way, it gets listeners riled up?

[LiddyRules]

"That's not a blackout, I just took a nap."

Does anyone think Ron uses ESD so much because he recognizes ESD's absolute incompetency & unfunniness? That, in a way, it gets listeners riled up? Exactly. I really can't stand Dave and his "comic" denial of everything.

[Footthing]

man i could produce the show better then ESD and i never been in radio

[IDidItAll]

Ron: "first thing you should do is put a little bass in your voice when talking to my partner."

CLASSIC!

[IDidItAll]

man i could produce the show better then ESD and i never been in radio

The guy who thought he saw a guy in a beekeeper outfit could do a better job.

[Footthing]

i see why West Side doesn't go out with ESD

[wet panties]

i hope esd dies of alcohol poisoning on his next binge. fucking zilch

[LiddyRules]

May I present to you Dave's thought with TooCute:

"If they call TooCute, she'll tell more of my crazy drunk stories and everyone will laff and laff because of how outrageous and funny I am while drunk!!"

[Lil Precious]

Is Fez in the studio???

he is so quiet...

[LiddyRules]

I hope that the caller from Montana dies of alcohol poisoning tonight. "Wooooo....he's a partier man!!! Let the man party!!! Don't be squares!! PART-AY!!"

[Footthing]

his friends are in jersey? what the hell, jersey is what, 30 - 40 min from him

[Lil Precious]

Dave has no friends in NJ thats why we made him move to NYC

[Footthing]

sometimes a child? he acts childish constantly

[Chester'sLiver]

his friends are in jersey? what the hell, jersey is what, 30 - 40 min from him
Don't let him fool you, we don't like him in Jersey either.

[LiddyRules]

"It's not my fault we live in an ultraconservative society that people can't enjoy a singalong!"

OMG East Side Dave!! You're so hilarious!!! LOLOLOL.

[wet panties]

dave, there is nothing cool or funny about a 28 year old guy who gets drunk and acts like a 15 year old drunk where you have to constantly be babysat. and trying to justify it by saying you're drunk is just stupid. nobody's saying you cant go out and drink and have fun, but act like a man and take responsibility.

[Chester'sLiver]

dave, there is nothing cool or funny about a 28 year old guy who gets drunk and acts like a 15 year old drunk where you have to constantly be babysat. and trying to justify it by saying you're drunk is just stupid. nobody's saying you cant go out and drink and have fun, but act like a man and take responsibility.
Yeah what she said......good thing Im only 24. :icon_cool

[Footthing]

i never been a drinker of alchol. and to this day, im 27 and i don't drink alcohol at all.... i never wanted to look like a jackass like ESD

[Chester'sLiver]

i never been a drinker of alchol. and to this day, im 27 and i don't drink alcohol at all.... i never wanted to look like a jackass like ESD
Alcohol has nothing to do with ESD looking like an ass. Alcohol only accentuates one's flaws.

[Footthing]

Alcohol has nothing to do with ESD looking like an ass. Alcohol only accentuates one's flaws.


true enough. hes an ass 24/7

[Chester'sLiver]

My mom drinks Milk with dinner no matter what we are having. That seems somewhat odd to me.

[Chester'sLiver]

I have a dog, but she has a specific place in the yard where it goes and I have a service that comes once a week and picks up the shit.

[Footthing]

i drink milk quite a lot. doesn't matter what im eating

[NortonsHeiny]

Here comes the hooky joke......Ron if they moved all of the animals out of the City where would Earl and his family go? teehee

[Chester'sLiver]

Matt sounds like a dullard.

[silentbob8201]

Milk with Pizza just the thought makes me want to puke

[Footthing]

i've drank like 1/2 gallon of milk in a weekend

[askewcore]

We bet a buddy of mine he couldnt drink a gallon of milk in 45 minutes, he got most of it down and then yakked it up. good stuff. good stuff.

[IDidItAll]

My father would enjoy a nice big cup of coffee with a 10 pack of White Castles.

[Chester'sLiver]

My father would enjoy a nice big cup of coffee with a 10 pack of White Castles.
What did he do after he spent the next 8 hours in the bathroom? :icon_eek:

[askewcore]

My father would enjoy a nice big cup of coffee with a 10 pack of White Castles.

god damn. that makes my ass explode thinking about it.

I hate when the phones blow up, but I like this song, so it makes it mroe gooder.

[Chester'sLiver]

god damn. that makes my ass explode thinking about it.
HaHa I beat you to the joke. :action-sm

[MilkmanDan]

Didnt Norton stick one of those chewed on pens in his ass?

[askewcore]

HaHa I beat you to the joke. :action-sm

Damn you CL! Damn you straight to hellllllll!:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Didnt Norton stick one of those chewed on pens in his ass?
Now come on sir, thats upsurd!.........He can handle a lot more then 1.

[silentbob8201]

ok how many people is no filter paul trying to add to his my space i just got a request by that fucker

[Chester'sLiver]

ok how many people is no filter paul trying to add to his my space i just got a request by that fucker
I think I deleted him when I realized I didn't like him.


This chick sounds hot.

[silentbob8201]

the weirdest thing i've eaten because a friend told me about it. Hot dog with crunchy peanut butter as a topping. oddly not that bad

[MilkmanDan]

Eat salads (setting someone up for a easy joke here) with only red wine vinegar and a ton of salt. After I'm done, drink it. Sodium junkie

[IDidItAll]

I would stick a spoon into a glass of milk and then into a container of Chocolate Quik ... Cocaine never provided a high so sweet!

[askewcore]

The Hockey playoffs air on OLN? Thats fucking pathetic. I watch a shitload of TV and have NO idea what channel OLN is, or if Cablevision even carries it. The NBA playoffs have been phenomonal this year.

[Chester'sLiver]

I would stick a spoon into a glass of milk and then into a container of Chocolate Quik ... Cocaine never provided a high so sweet!
Getting high on the Q. That's what we called it in my neighborhood.

[askewcore]

Getting high on the Q. That's what we called it in my neighborhood.

You guys didnt have weed huh? :action-sm

[Footthing]

im just pissed with hockey, even though im a big ass flyers fan, they just blew it this year

[Chester'sLiver]

You guys didnt have weed huh? :action-sm
No................That was actually a Dane Cook line, but I had nothing to add. I stink.:icon_frow

[askewcore]

Did that guy on the phone (before ant) just try and make the argument that we, as civilians know better whats going on better than the military?

[APortablePhone]

Has anyone who says that we don't hear anything positive about the war not given "building schools" as the first example?

Hey, it's Anthony.

Did that guy on the phone (before ant) just try and make the argument that we, as civilians know better whats going on better than the military?

Actually I think he was trying to say the exact opposite, but he was really, really dumb.

[Chester'sLiver]

Is this Anthony? I totally wasn't paying attention for 5 minutes.

Edit: Yeah it is.

[askewcore]

Actually I think he was trying to say the exact opposite, but he was really, really dumb.

Haha. Thanks. I was really unclear on what the fuck he was trying to say.

Oooh, CB Channel 17. I'll be there!

[Stig]

Did that guy on the phone (before ant) just try and make the argument that we, as civilians know better whats going on better than the military?

No, I didn't take it that way. It sounded more like he was saying that we don't get much news about any positive progress that is made over there. The media only shows our defeats and none of our victories.

[Stig]

Is this Anthony? I totally wasn't paying attention for 5 minutes.

Edit: Yeah it is.

I love Anthony. No Homo.

[Footthing]

Ants NY accent seemed to be really present on that call

[Deluxomatic]

I live in the Jersey Shore and I am the biggest ESD hater around. So there goes that theory. Did he actually say this? I had to take a call.

ESD is from Spring Lake, and that's not Jersey.