Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 167 06-02-2006

[Chester'sLiver]

Hellllloooooooooo Buuuuuuuuuuddddddddddiiiiiieeeeeeeessssssss!

Got Milk:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/josie-maran-05310602.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/josie-maran-05310601.jpg

idk who she is but her name is Josie Maran.

[Redding]

Scared.....get a dog

[Chester'sLiver]

Im in the mood for some nappy dugout.

[Redding]

Im in the mood for some nappy dugout.


dont you be wearing condoms....


....hey baby i wanna get you pregnant thats a compliment

[Redding]

why does it sound like jay mohr one second and jim bruer another

[askewcore]

Because they're both insane and have ADD.

Mornin Gents.

[LiddyRules]

What up my Negros?

[mikeyboy]

idk who she is but her name is Josie Maran.

I think she's best known for dating David Blaine.

[Chester'sLiver]

I think she's best known for dating David Blaine.
To me she is just a chick that needed some milk and went right to the source. At least we know she likes to take it on the chin. :icon_cool

[askewcore]

Alright, Dave and Jivey today! :icon_roll

[Chester'sLiver]

Without cheating name this chick:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/who.jpg

She had surgery and looks totally diffrent.

[LiddyRules]

I didn't know Ron had a band.

[Chester'sLiver]

The office does rule. IMO best show on TV.

[LiddyRules]

I think the best comedy on TV is "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" w/ Office possibly a close second.

I'm with Fez. Even though Trapper/Blake were on 3 seasons; I always thought every season after them- all 20- lost the dark humor the movie/show was supposed to be about. Then they lose Frank Burns. The horror.

[ChimneyFish]

I'm going Scrubs.

[APortablePhone]

The office does rule. IMO best show on TV.

I knew Ronnie would enjoy the US Office if he just gave it a chance. Both versions are just terrific.

I think the best comedy on TV is "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" w/ Office possibly a close second.

I still need to check that out show out, I hear good things. Danny Devito though?

I'm going Scrubs.

Too jokey.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

no clue who that chick is...

of all the fuckin kids to win the spelling bee, it's gotta be some chick from ESD's hometown...fan-fuckin-tastic

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm going Scrubs.
I love scrubs too.

There are certain topics that are off limits to comedians: JFK, Aids, the Holocaust. The Licoln assassination just recently because funny-I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head. And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious Aids joke. Still one of my dreams.

[Chester'sLiver]

no clue who that chick is...


Ashlee Simpson:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/Answer.jpg

[silentbob8201]

the girl who won is immortal?

[Chester'sLiver]

Another quote from the office:

Michael Scott: I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim Halpert: No, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: That's a dog.
Pam Beesley: No, that's Afghan.
Michael Scott: No, that's a shawl.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael Scott: No. Humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanastananis.

[LiddyRules]

I still need to check that out show out, I hear good things. Danny Devito though? I have faith. There's clips of the new seasons on the website. Looks just as dark and funny as last season. FOX will be showing some of the episodes in anticipation of the new season. Though they'll probably be edited to shit.

Miss Highlander Dave.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wwhoooaaaaa.....candids of her are interesting, but goddamn, those glasses are way too big for her stupid head

[Chester'sLiver]

wwhoooaaaaa.....candids of her are interesting, but goddamn, those glasses are way too big for her stupid head
That nose job helped alot, she also pumped up her lips. Its all over when that yaps open though.

[ChimneyFish]

Scrubs is jokey and over the top silly, but I love it. Love the Office. Still have to see the English version.(I'm an uncultured boob)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

nah, the open yap is a good thing...it's when the horrid voice comes out when all bets are off.

[LiddyRules]

You could be the Las Angeles of the Jersey Shore but you're still on the Jersey Shore.

[APortablePhone]

Another quote from the office:

Are we going to do it all day? I'll just throw a few pictures in and we'll put a stop to this all.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/vlcsnap-281603.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/vlcsnap-1094207.jpg

Still have to see the English version.(I'm an uncultured boob)

What are you waiting for mister? It's better than you could possibly imagine.

[phillybri76]

Here's a nice pic of Josie...

http://blog14.fc2.com/m/monet2005/file/josie_maran026.jpeg

[Chester'sLiver]

Jenna Fisher is really hot.
http://theriseguys.com/images/2DOmatt-jennaf.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Canadian and Asian. She must've been hot.

[APortablePhone]

Jenna Fisher is really hot.

Check out her movie "LolliLove," rather funny stuff, fella.

Spring Lake spelling bee girl...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/2006-6-2-spellingbee-71105938.jpg
Unfuckable retard.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

don't forget, she's 13 too!! :jump

EDIT: <insert slidey whistle sound> and there goes the dream...thanks APP :cry3:
and unfuckable retard is a perfectly apt description of that lass

[LiddyRules]

Unfuckable retard. I knew there was something we'd disagree on. Well, half your statement at least.

And yes, I do find Fischer to be quite attractive.

The Irish Riveria: The legendary river of whiskey.

[ChimneyFish]

What are you waiting for mister? It's better than you could possibly imagine.


I'm sure it is.
I'm going to Tower Records this weekend. I'd imagine you can get it on DVD????

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm sure it is.
I'm going to Tower Records this weekend. I'd imagine you can get it on DVD????
The only have season one, and its only 6 episodes. They are still good though.

[Chester'sLiver]

"Tell me you are not wearing the shirt of the band you are going to see."

"Don't be that guy."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

The only have season one, and its only 6 episodes. They are still god though.
and Jesus was the son of Good:action-sm
The Irish Riveria: The legendary river of whiskey.That's it...time to quit my job, find this legendary river and bathe forever

[LiddyRules]

"Tell me you are not wearing the shirt of the band you are going to see."

"Don't be that guy." PCU?

I liked Art School Confidential. That was good. DaVinci Code sucked (bootlegged), MI3 sucked (bootlegged), X3 was below average (theater), and nothing good seems to be coming out in the next few months.

[APortablePhone]

I'm sure it is.
I'm going to Tower Records this weekend. I'd imagine you can get it on DVD????

Yeah, Series 1, Series 2, and the Christmas specials. 40 dollars or so, and make sure to get that XM discount.

Rockaway Beach and the South Shore in Massachusetts are known as the Irish Riviera, I assume that is just something Dave's mommy called Spring Lake one day while opening a box of cake mix.

[Chester'sLiver]

PCU?


Yes, yes it is. Kick ass flick.

[APortablePhone]

Another great Catty Moment from Fez.

[LiddyRules]

If there was a massive attack during Spring Break, I don't think I'd be able to stop masturbating for a week.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

What should I get for lunch? Suggestions?

hahaha, the Adventures of Gayman! (no, I shall not be having that for lunch)
hahahaha, Stop dickslapping me!

[LiddyRules]

What should I get for lunch? Suggestions? Something that comes in styrofoam.

The Horror of Male R/\Pe is a funny R/\pe joke. It's a really funny r/\pe joke.

[MilkmanDan]

The Horror of Male ....!

oh wow this edits out r_ape

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Something that comes in styrofoam.
I wish, they stopped selling Big Macs in styrofoam years ago:icon_cry:

[Schwapp]

What should I get for lunch? Suggestions?

hahaha, the Adventures of Gayman! (no, I shall not be having that for lunch)
hahahaha, Stop dickslapping me!

I love that commercial bit...fuckin' hilarious...

[APortablePhone]

Miss new production work.

[ChimneyFish]

What should I get for lunch? Suggestions?



I had just had some home made vegetable soup. Now I'm not stavin'.



Earl is a great actor.

[mikeyboy]

Miss new production work.

Same here.

[Chester'sLiver]

I hate to be a party pooper, but adding spaces or other ways of getting around censored words is also against the rules.

Trying to get aroud the censored word by adding spaces, slashes etc will get you banned..

Just a warning.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

that's why the only way to get around it is by pure genius

Ron: "Oh the horror of male R-http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/ortiz_david1018.jpg

[APortablePhone]

Same here.

Everyone knows you are the only real producer the show has ever had, or ever really needed.

[Chester'sLiver]

How about firing ESD and hiring Bronx Johnny?

[MilkmanDan]

that's why the only way to get around it is by pure genius

Ron: "Oh the horror of male R-http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/ortiz_david1018.jpg

Oh my god thats horrible )
And hey, learned something new after 3 1/2 years here I guess. first thing I had edited

[LiddyRules]

Get Johnny a new knife.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, "....and a big beautiful dick!" Bronx Johnny has had himself quite the good run

[ChimneyFish]

Well, we've got Fez' line of the day.

[APortablePhone]

How about firing ESD and hiring Bronx Johnny?
I don't know. Do you really think Johnny is capable of watching Pitz answering the phones, doing one piece of production every four months, handing in audio that will never make the air, running a gossip column, and getting guests a cup of water?

Plus someone would have to come up with a new acronym.

[Chester'sLiver]

Bronx Johnny's myspace
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=50392381

[LiddyRules]

So if it's not a comedy we're watching a drama about Vince and Jennifer breaking up? Days of Wine and Roses?

[ChimneyFish]

Didn't the Spartans like the ol' man-on-man anal sex????

[Redding]

happy bronx johnny day buddies

[APortablePhone]

Bronx Johnny's myspace

The best parts about Bronx Johnny's Myspace.

"Earl Douglass" as one of his heroes.
And saying that we at Wackbag (and RonFez.net) are as cool as a dead body in Autumn.

Bronx Johnny fan since day one.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/567015012_l.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Fez's hatred of X3 is completely right. Just because something has Superheroes doesn't mean Fez will like it. Screw you Paul O. Beast was ok though.

[silentbob8201]

Dr X? silly Paul O

[Chester'sLiver]

Ok enough. This stinks.

[mikeyboy]

Everyone knows you are the only real producer the show has ever had, or ever really needed.
:icon_bigg Thanks.

[silentbob8201]

better than the Watchmen oh boy

[Schwapp]

Same here.

They are finally making new "on the next Ron & Fez show" stuff. :)

[Redding]

shut up dave top 10 rock all time stop it

[LiddyRules]

If "The DaVinci Code" is representative of what there is to live for, we should all put on Nick at Nite and hang yourself.

[APortablePhone]

F - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0785118055/qid=1149268606/sr=2-2/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_2/102-6722633-0048901?s=books&v=glance&n=283155
R - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000E97HUS/qid=1149268317/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-6722633-0048901?s=dvd&v=glance&n=130
E - http://www.myspace.com/alicesmith
D - http://neutralmilkhotel.net/
O - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421238/

The White Strokes? Almost as bad as your ten year old album recommendation Dave. What's next, a new band you discovered called the Olivia Tremor Control?

[Jigzaw]

The trailer for Ghost Rider w/Nick Cage looked awesome though I liked X3 even though it was too short and intoducing to many characters

[LiddyRules]

The trailer for Ghost Rider w/Nick Cage looked awesome though I liked X3 even though it was too short and intoducing to many characters I agree X3 was too short with too many characters. Thought Ghost Rider looked like crap. Flaming Horse Guy? That's just silly.

[Schwapp]

better than the Watchmen oh boy

I missed what he was recommending. :(

[MilkmanDan]

"The gap woke up"

The trailer for that movie looks good btw

[Schwapp]

I agree X3 was too short with too many characters. Thought Ghost Rider looked like crap. Flaming Horse Guy? That's just silly.

We're on the same page. My girl got excited by Ghost Rider and made me promise to take her, though. Dammit.

[Jigzaw]

Liddy he's a motorcycle guy I thought! I don't remember any horseys though I could be wrong

[Schwapp]

Liddy he's a motorcycle guy I thought! I don't remember any horseys though I could be wrong

One was running alongside Ghost Rider I think.

[LiddyRules]

Liddy he's a motorcycle guy I thought! I don't remember any horseys though I could be wrong Well he's on a Motorcycle with his goofy looking head and some Ghost Cowboy Rider is next to him with a flaming Horsey and they nod to one another.

"You'll never get dressed as quick as when there's a dead chick lying next to you in the morning."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

she put the remote in the oven? I was going to say that's ridiculous, but I've put mine in the fridge while getting a beer...

[APortablePhone]

My girl got excited by Ghost Rider

And these are the reasons why I can never keep a girfriend. Well , that and Xanax and methadone mixed with Mad Dog 20/20.

[silentbob8201]

Well he's on a Motorcycle with his goofy looking head and some Ghost Cowboy Rider is next to him with a flaming Horsey and they nod to one another.

"You'll never get dressed as quick as when there's a dead chick lying next to you in the morning."
Ghostrider will be awful but atleast it'll keep comic book franchises that matter from Nick Cage while their at it why not a movie devoted to Giant Man

[LiddyRules]

Ghostrider will be awful but atleast it'll keep comic book franchises that matter from Nick Cage Other than Superman, Spiderman, Batman and X-Men what are there?

Ghost Rider more important than Giant Man.

I just want the homoerotic Namor flick, the homoerotic Thor flick, and the racist (and homoerotic) Captain America flick.

I just realized we have another hour 20 minutes left. That's awesome.

[Jigzaw]

Other than Superman, Spiderman, Batman and X-Men what are there?

Ghost Rider more important than Giant Man.

I just want the homoerotic Namor flick, the homoerotic Thor flick, and the racist (and homoerotic) Captain America flick.
Another Fantastic Four movie! Since the first one was such a barnburner

[APortablePhone]

and the racist (and homoerotic) Captain America flick.

What's next, are you going to start bashing my personal hero Larry The Cable Guy?

[LiddyRules]

What's next, are you going to start bashing my personal hero Larry The Cable Guy?

Buckyback Mountain.

Another F4 movie is in the works sans Dr. Doom or, as they made him in the movie, Norman Osbourne by way of Dr. Troy.

[ChimneyFish]

Has nothing to do with anything, but anyone know if the Swamp Thing was a comic before it was a movie????

I had some really cool Swamp Thing comics.

[Chester'sLiver]

on www.graycharles.com
Folks, due to the ridiculous choice of booking Taylor on Opie and Anthony we’re getting lots of trolls around here. Please, please, please do not respond. I’ll try to delete things as they come up. Please don’t email me about it either, I am aware of the situation.

[APortablePhone]

Miss My Lai.

[Jigzaw]

Has nothing to do with anything, but anyone know if the Swamp Thing was a comic before it was a movie????

I had some really cool Swamp Thing comics.
Yeah comic first, I'm still waiting for another Howard the Duck movie

[LiddyRules]

on www.graycharles.com Taylor had class. What about those DJs that treat their job with respect!!

[silentbob8201]

Buckyback Mountain.

Another F4 movie is in the works sans Dr. Doom or, as they made him in the movie, Norman Osbourne by way of Dr. Troy.
Galactis and Silver Surfer and i couldnt care less unless there is a subplot about Thing and Human Torch trying to return a stolen ATM

[ChimneyFish]

on www.graycharles.com


Just another reason why the human race deserves to be wiped out.

Everyone with a "soul patrol" t-shirt deserves to be shot in the face in front of their families.

[ChimneyFish]

Yeah comic first, I'm still waiting for another Howard the Duck movie


Classic awfulness.:icon_cool

[APortablePhone]

Yeah, the low man always takes it hard. William Calley spent twice as much time in prison as Michelle Rodriguez.

[LiddyRules]

Yeah, the low man always takes it hard. William Calley spent twice as much time in prison as Michelle Rodriguez. 6 hours?

Ever just be glad you're not in the military?

I'm also with Ron that I'm tired of people crying about women and children.

[MilkmanDan]

6 hours?

Ever just be glad you're not in the military?

I'm also with Ron that I'm tired of people crying about women and children.

Was just about to join the Coast Guard when all this shit started, they're still calling back. Desperate for people to enlist in any branch

[silentbob8201]

how many points is this muttering idiot going to make

[LiddyRules]

how many points is this muttering idiot going to make None. The question is how many sentences will he eke out.

[Redding]

on www.graycharles.com

i posted this in the ellen forum on that site

I was shocked when Ellen asked Taylor if he knew whether kelly pickler liked black cock.

[commish13]

Hey, New Rochelle. I go to school there and have an apartment there as well. I wonder where they are.

[LiddyRules]

Sopranos went fast and nothing happened.

I feel the same Ron did. Hour for hour was fine but the sum wasn't that good. Even Tony pretty much did nothing after being shot. It really just became the Vito show.

[Chester'sLiver]

OOO I posted the pic before. Im on top of things guys.

[ChimneyFish]

Sopranos went fast and nothing happened.

I feel the same Ron did. Hour for hour was fine but the sum wasn't that good. Even Tony pretty much did nothing after being shot. It really just became the Vito show.


Nothing wrong with a couple of men kissing, right????

[Chester'sLiver]

One site said the father is "Larry Birkhead". IDK who that is.

[Chester'sLiver]

Jenny McCarthey is smoking. I can't blame Jim Carey.

[iridium130]

39 year old? cougars....

[Chester'sLiver]

hang up on this guy, he is a douche.

[iridium130]

manscaping...ROFL

[APortablePhone]

How dare Ron attack Larry The Cable Guy!

[iridium130]

no thats OJ simpson.

[ChimneyFish]

"She's goin' through the drive-through, lookin' to see who's at the grill."

[Chester'sLiver]

ESD is an asshole. Everything is always "Best of all time." It can never be just They are good.

[ChimneyFish]

"Best lead singer of all time" Dave????
I think not.
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/737/14mikepatton5gx.jpg

[Redding]

"Best lead singer of all time" Dave????
I think not.
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/737/14mikepatton5gx.jpg

im a fan of mike patton but not the best lead singer of all time.

btw has anyone heard the cosmic circus?

[ChimneyFish]

im a fan of mike patton but not the best lead singer of all time.

btw has anyone heard the cosmic circus?


My word is law, my friend, my word is law.



And, yes. Pretty funny stuff.
Happy for the Perrynoid.:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[LiddyRules]

That was a nice way to start the weekend.

[Redding]

If your in Pa or Jersey and not doing anything tonight and enjoy wrestling, come out and see me, im the ring announcer for the company.

FTW finally returns for the first time in 2006. FTW wants to thank all their great fans for their patience and are planning a great show.

Friday June 2nd

Eagle Hall 920 Trenton Road, Fairless Hills PA

Bell time 7pm

Doors open at 630pm

Tickets only $10

21 and over to drink

In the Main Event the FTW World Heavyweight Title will be defended in a 3 way dance as "Iron Man" Damian Black and "The King of the Independents" Reckless Youth face the FTW World Heavyweight Champion C-Robb.

Also, The FTW Keystone State Title will be defended for the first time in FTW in a 4 Way Ladder Match. If you have never seen a ladder match you are in for a treat!! The FTW Keystone State Title will be suspended over the ring and the only way to win is to climb the ladder and retrieve the title. Current champion Allister Crowley, Esq will face his boss Sure Shot Shawn Reynolds, "Dirty" Don Montoya and FTW fan favorite Johnny Arson.

In a rematch from 2005 the FTW World Tag Team Champions The Renegades will face there long time rivals The Archangels. These two teams have been through the gamut of matchs from street fights to table matches. Could this finally end the fued?

Also on the card...

Full Effect Allen Moore vs Steel Tip

Drill Sgt. Powers vs Nubius Black

Making their FTW debuts...

Disturbed Damian Dragon vs Dave Greco

Plazma vs EC Negro

Also in action.... Beautiful Bobby Buxton, The Sneaky Silver Bullets, Rex Manson, Kaos, The Kings of the 80's and more!

For Tickets call Mike at 215-431-5792

Visit FTWonline.com for more info

*Card subject to change

[LazyOne]

Good Show Buddays!