Have you ever gotten a "massage" with a happy ending?

[SOS]

Have you ever gotten a "massage" with a happy ending?

Have you ever thought about getting one?

How far have you gone?

[Baby Evil]

Oh yes. Sometimes you can get a little extra, and no having to deal with the wife!

[Shaggz]

No.
But I would love to! Yet, there aren't places of that sort around here. If there is, its probably filled with ugly whores (not the petite asians like in my fantasy)

[Baby Evil]

No.
But I would love to! Yet, there aren't places of that sort around here. If there is, its probably filled with ugly whores (not the petite asians like in my fantasy)

Louisville and Lexington are good choices. Personal experience. Also college girls in Richmond and Bowling Green will do a little work for you.

[REMUS 13]

Never have, prob never will.

Say no to AIDS.

[novalia]

unfortunately not.. i've only gone to high end spas..
i always try to think of something really sexy before they flip me over so i get a giant woody hoping one time someone will do something about the towel tent...

[Little Chuckie]

Just this week, got two that had a very happy and covered ending with a 18 year old Korean/Jap mix.... see it as doing my part to help her pay her way out of slavary.

[prozac]

Never got one but if someone is offering?????

[Shane1V]

Have you ever gotten a "massage" with a happy ending?

Have you ever thought about getting one?

How far have you gone?


A friend of mine brought to get a full massage and happy ending for my birthday last year. We had to get naked, got literally hosed down, then massaged(not a greta one either) for 55 minutes and got SHIT. :icon_evil
They probably thought we were cops.

[JohnnyGriswold]

No. Asian bitches don't get me hard.

[StinkyHookerAss]

I'm from Canada and these establishments are EVERYWHERE.
Infact there are about 4 with 2 blocks of my place.
The asian ones are the cheap ones. $40-$80 CDN.
Some nice College girls have also set up shops to make their tution monies.

BTW always a great finish.

Anytime visiting the Great White North (Ontario), PM me and I'll send you some fantastic links.

[SmokeyMcPot]

yeah anyone in the cleveland are..check out a place called hawaii health in ashtabula. its my favorite local jack parlor. $60 will get u a half hour massage and a jack

[WOWmagnet]

WOW. I can't believe how many guys never did. I thought like 99% of guys did this type of stuff.
OOPS! gotta go. "Someone" is at the door...

[3shadeswhite]

i didnt even mean to find my happy ending it was a tottal accident, and I go back once a year or so .( mabey a couple more than that)

[Spadanko]

Of course.. i know a couple of places if anyone is interested PM me... one in CT, one in Jersey City... CT = Asians, JC = Russians

[Baby Evil]

I forgot...If you are in the southeast I most likely know some great jack shacks, or escorts that are outstanding. Just PM me and I will give you the info.

[Ted the Poster]

Does getting one from the wife count?

[Chapel]

my wife is a massage therapist...
all the time

[MyMomsBox]

Say no to AIDS.
__________________
-Spread the Virus bitches!

Anyone see the irony in that?

[Baby Evil]

Does getting one from the wife count?

No for a few reasons:

1. When you are done you can't leave.
2. There is a degree of fun/dirtiness in paying.
3. When I am with my wife I don't want the hand, I want a hole.

[Zutroy]

I'm from Canada and these establishments are EVERYWHERE.
Infact there are about 4 with 2 blocks of my place.
The asian ones are the cheap ones. $40-$80 CDN.
Some nice College girls have also set up shops to make their tution monies.

BTW always a great finish.

Anytime visiting the Great White North (Ontario), PM me and I'll send you some fantastic links.


I agree with this fella! Live in T.O. and have 3 to choose from in a 10 min walk! Russian / Asian and college chicks!

40 bucks for happy ending / 60 topless / 80 - 100 for a body slide = yummy!

Norton has even commented on the abundance of MP's so "Cum North Boys".

[RMPGP]

No but I have a decent story about my one and only massage.

We had one to celebrate our anniversary one year. Really ritzy spa place, but they didn't have couples massages, so they were in seperate rooms. I saw my masseuse and she appeared to be reading a piece of paper, but then later used a cane to manuever around. Hot young college student. I got totally nakked for the massage except for some stupid paper briefs (I didn't know if I was supposed to wear my undies or not under them).

During the massage, she was doing a great job and revealing some wonderful cleavage but not wanting to get caught looking I kept my eyes elsewhere. I was also sporting some pretty major wood during the massage and my cock was totally seeable from outside of these stupid paper briefs.

Afterword we went to another area and I found out this masseuse was BLIND. I was completely oblivious to this fact and felt totally fucking retarded. I could have checked her out with my eyes all I wanted and gone totally naked and it wouldn't have mattered.

Man I have to get back there sometime and see if she still works there.

Here's an aside that wackbaggers will find funny: apparently she had a seeing eye dog that almost got her killed by letting her walk in front of a bus. She had to take him back for more training or something like that. God she was hot though, I mean an actual 8 or 9.

[RMPGP]

So what's the protocol if god forbid you can't shoot or it's taking too long?

[JayBill]

I got one in cancun. this bitch was so hot. all i had to do was look in the phone book and ask if sex was included. i guess its legal there iam not sure.

[striker]

I try to go once a month, there used to be a couple of dozen here in Colo., but raid by the cops have it down to about a dozen now, and they still raid on a monthly basis. Plus the fucking nosey "investigative reporters" hit the places every few months as well.

There are often some very HOT women in there, and yeah, I know it's human slavery, but WTF, it's quick, it's easy, and it's a tax write-off.

[boardsofcanada]

Unfortunately, I havent recieved one of these "massages". This scenario almost sounds too surreal outside of porno movies unless its from your girlfriend or somethin.

[Budyzir]

Yup, in Patiaya Beach Thailand, it was called a “sandwich massage” …. LOL(!)

[oandapretorian]

Never had a massage but the two are an experience I would love to have

[ADD Theater]

I've never gotten a massage. I think my wife would pretty much suspect that I would get a "happy ending" if I went...which is true. There is an asian massage place down the street. I'm not sure what the protocol is to direct the conversation there.

[MyMomsBox]

I'm not sure what the protocol is to direct the conversation there.

Fi dollah?

[Schwapp]

I used to get them fairly often up in north NJ. It is harder to sniff them out down in the Hampton Roads area of VA. I've only bumped into two that do them...one for about the price I could get a proper fucking in NJ for and another that just gives a tantric massage that ends with a tug that you're supposed to practice delaying orgasm during...so the happiness is never promised. :)

[CurseoftheBambino]

This thread is legal isn't it?

[InOpiesOffice]

This thread is legal isn't it?

Yes but that sig pic isn't.

[Gilligan]

Back in the late 80's and early 90's I used to get them all the time. NYC wasn't Disneyfied yet and you could find all the massage joints/brothels you wanted just by picking up a copy of NY Confidential on any newsstand. The paper reviewed them all and listed prices, times and phone numbers with approximate locations around the city, outer boroughs and LI/NJ/CT.

I stopped going when I realized how much I was spending and how little it actually meant. (Not to mention the risks) I found that when I stopped I actually had more of an incentive to find a real girlfriend instead of renting one for an hour or two. After three years of dating, in the end I ended up with my wife and we've been happily monogamously married ever since.

Listening to Jimmy's hooker stories and massage stories always reminds me of those days.

[Little Chuckie]

I've never gotten a massage. I think my wife would pretty much suspect that I would get a "happy ending" if I went...which is true. There is an asian massage place down the street. I'm not sure what the protocol is to direct the conversation there.

My protocol is as follows:

When she is massaging your neck, run your hands up the back of her legs, feel the ass for a while and play with the pussy just a bit.

She *may* stop you, 90% of the time she won't. Some places are a little strange if you never been there before, espically in smaller cities. But you just let her know what you wanted without speaking.

If its your first time, say so; they may expect you to know the door fee or a girls name if you say you have been there. Tell them you've been to other places in a different city.

Just in case, bring a condom - I've had a few girls offer to fuck me without one after playing with their pussy for awhile. This happened a few times in Northern Florida, most places will supply them.

I would never pay more than $160 for a hour massage and a fuck, I've paid as little as $60. USA currency.

My favorite city is Atlanta, they actually advertise on billboards.
Tampa has some great places, but they are a little high priced.

Rule of thumb if they are open to or past midnight there is more than a massage going on.

The forumns ar http://www.worldsexguide.org/ are a good place to learn where to go and how to act if its your first time. I'm surprised Jimmy never talks about it.

[HumpX]

Fuck the dating etc. I've been married twice and have zero interest in any type of relationship at 44. A nice relaxing handy at the end of long week at the local AMP is perfect for all my sexual needs. Thanks for asking. :action-sm

[Uncle_Inky]

I've never been one to go to "paid help", basically because fantasy is lost on me from being on the working end of the fantasy world for so long.
However I did go once to an asian massage parlor on the advice of a friend because I was super stressed out and genuinely just wanted a good massage.
It did end with a handjob, but I have to say that at that point it was such a small part of the experience that it truely seemed more like part of the theraputic process than sexual. It was all about stress relief, and I gotta say from the minute I walked in it was just what the doctor ordered.
Was greeted by a lovely asian girl, was brought into a room and given a towel and told to undress. Was brought to a room where I was laid out on a tabel and washed with buckets of warm water and soap..... and I'm telling you that was the cleanest I ever felt!~LOL Was then toweled off by this girl..... right there I felt like a king, again not so much sexually but never in my life felt something was so much about ME.
Then back to the room where I just had the most amazing massage ever! Every bit of tension, pain, & stress was completely worked out of.... deep tissue massage, walking on my back, revitalizing bloodflow to the skin...amazing. And yes, like I said, hand job at the end, but again at that point it seemed natural in the process as it was just another form of tension release that seemed almost medicinal at that point. I was then cleaned up with hot moist towels, and offered a cup of tea.
The entire process had ZERO dirty feel to it, and when I left I was completely a new man, revitalized mind, body, and spirit. Again, it was so above and beyond in a theraputic aspect that the sexual release was such an insignifigant part of it.