THE FEZ MAN fire show

[THE FEZ MAN]

to anyone that was watching on friday night here is some photos of the dildos that i made pm me for details, the bill is for scale


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/swirl.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/smoothy1.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/smoothy2.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/oldtimey1.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/oldtimey.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/mikefeathers/bumps.jpg

[tattered]

you sure are a creep fez

[d0uche_n0zzle]

The bottom one looks like it has a bad case of genital warts.

[Taso]

you sure are a creep fez
I concur

[Halo Five]

you sure are a creep fez

x3 :)

They look pretty good though.

[tattered]

x3 :)

They look pretty good though.

FAGGGGGGOTTTTTT

[Jimmy's Dignity]

The bottom one looks like it has a bad case of genital warts.
...as opposed to good?

[Death Metal Moe]

Got any butt plugs?

[whoisisthis]

They look pretty good though.


:icon_eek:

[NoSurviivors]

this is useless without real pics! c'mon!!

[THE FEZ MAN]

you sure are a creep fez

:rolleyes:

[Standby]

x3 :)

They look pretty good though.

Halo's avatar pic looks like him knowing the effects of one of your masterpieces, Fez...

[LAX]

Hey Fez I need one for my ex...But can you fashion one into something that resembles a rambo knife.:action-sm

[Halo Five]

Halo's avatar pic looks like him knowing the effects of one of your masterpieces, Fez...


Hey... I am not Internet Knee :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

on a serious note, they do look very effective...you should get ahold of Patrice and see if he and his woman would want to give you a review

[SyKoPaThChiK]

WOW 4th one is fuckin hot fez*** all of then fuckin hot!!!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Tax Kuntz]

which end goes up your ass?

[KneeKnee]

Hey... I am not Internet Knee :action-sm



http://myspace-570.vo.llnwd.net/00799/07/52/799082570_m.jpg
"Lets try some of Fez's New toys on Halo!

http://wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar14796_11.gif

Hey guys, hows it "Goiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! WOW!!! OOOFFFFFF!!!"

http://wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar2992_4.gif


"Why do I Click these threads?"

[favourite]

ohhhhhhhh the first one!!!! looks kinky!! nice. oooooh wait the fourth one might be my kinda thing....so how much.

[Death Metal Moe]

Did you hold them up against your Zoot Suit to take the pics? Jesus, that fabric is tacky!

[favourite]

Did you hold them up against your Zoot Suit to take the pics? Jesus, that fabric is tacky!


ahhhhhhhh who gives a shit about the fabric. fuck the fabric, this is TALENT> :icon_mrgr

[Death Metal Moe]

ahhhhhhhh who gives a shit about the fabric. fuck the fabric, this is TALENT> :icon_mrgr

Well dildos aren't exactly that exciting to me so I made a joke.

[Taso]

http://myspace-570.vo.llnwd.net/00799/07/52/799082570_m.jpg
"Lets try some of Fez's New toys on Halo!

http://wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar14796_11.gif

Hey guys, hows it "Goiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! WOW!!! OOOFFFFFF!!!"

http://wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar2992_4.gif


"Why do I Click these threads?"
Knee seems to be gathering photos of gentlemen on his pc. hmmmm. No im gonna stop here.

[LAX]

Knee seems to be gathering photos of gentlemen on his pc. hmmmm. No im gonna stop here.


Hey, hey leave me outta this hemm:action-sm

[Halo Five]

Knee seems to be gathering photos of gentlemen on his pc. hmmmm. No im gonna stop here.

Oh noes....! http://wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar14796_11.gif

[mynamesbill]

on a serious note, they do look very effective...you should get ahold of Patrice and see if he and his woman would want to give you a review

Effective? Is that the right word?

[Taso]

Hey, hey leave me outta this hemm:action-sm
Yes, we all know, your no gentleman.

[THE FEZ MAN]

bumpity bump bump

all but one of these are still for sale,

come on people be dialing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ill throw in a free sample of lube with each purchace

[BCH]

Do you think when Ben Franklin posed for that portrait he was picturing a giant glass dildo hovering over his head?

Somthing about the juxtaposition of one of the founders of our Republic and a glass sexual aid is quite striking to me.

[THE FEZ MAN]

i think he would he was quite the man about town and with out a doubt my favoite founding father

[Halo Five]

i think he would he was quite the man about town and with out a doubt my favoite founding father

indeed he was a Dirty Old Man

[BCH]

indeed he was a Dirty Old Man


HEY!

oh for a second I thought you meant me.

[Halo Five]

HEY!

oh for a second I thought you meant me.

you're not that old BCH

[fuckinfresh]

you're not that old BCH

are you sure? I think BCH is pretty old... :action-sm

[Halo Five]

maybe cuteinsanity would want one... :action-sm :icon_roll

[THE FEZ MAN]

bump.....

buy a glass dick........

[Hudson]

Does Patrice know your work?

[THE FEZ MAN]

Does Patrice know your work?
i dont know, i pm'd nordon one time but never heard back from him. which is fine, its a little creepy having a guy PM you about buying glass dicks :rolleyes: in all reality i make them as a functional novalty but i can and do take custom orders:action-sm

[CM Mark]

So, let me get this straight. You blow glass cocks?


You might want to post preface this thread with a "no homo"

[Voss's Tumor]

Bump for my buddy

Who apparently is a cock-making creep of fucking astronomical proportions.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

so what's the deal, we bump this thread every 16-18 months or so? "whaa"

Fez, make a black one to scare people...or make the head look like the O in Obama's Presidential seal

[Jimmy's Dignity]

So who's getting a glass dildo for their chick for Christmas?

[oandapartycock]

Got any butt plugs?

Spark plug?



Yes, you had to wait 2 1/2 years for the payoff, so I hope it was worth it.

[ThatsNotFunny]

Wow, I didn't realize that Fez was such the entrepreneur. He should do a commercial in the style of UHF's Spatula City (just replace "spatula" with "glass dildo" for comedic goodness):

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[THE FEZ MAN]

time for my yearly bump.... also just a note to those that care, im back up and working, on cam. so if anyone is interested and still has pal talk just keep an eye out for me, im not making dildos right now mostly xmass balls but i would consider special orders, i have a gas bill to pay

user name THE FEZ MAN

[THE FEZ MAN]

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1177081118917

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1177081118917

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Video unavailable :icon_conf

I'm guessing we gotta be your Facebook friend to watch it?

[Aaron Burrito]

Or be on facebook for that matter.

[THE FEZ MAN]

fuck i will try and fix that sorry

[THE FEZ MAN]

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oh fuck it

[THE FEZ MAN]

i think i might open my own room tonight.... we will see if i can figure it out

[Glenn Dandy]

Did Doc Brown get the time machine running again?

[THE FEZ MAN]

im going to work tonight. i dont know what room i will be in my name is the same on pal as here THE FEZ MAN.

[THE FEZ MAN]

bah fucking pal talk shit the bed toinght


yahooo messanger me