Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 173 06-13-2006

[Chester'sLiver]

Man a hour before our Buddddiiieeeessss start today. Im bored......:icon_sad:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/2402788/15.jpg

[askewcore]

Stupid early ending of O&A. Love this Tommy Lee's a pussy bit though.
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8277/katebeckinsale9mn.jpg

Wet and Wild match was awesome.

[Redding]

raw was awesome last night cant wait for ecw tonight wrestling is taking over tv during the week

monday - raw
tuesday - ecw
thursday - tna
friday - smackdown

and is it just me or is wrestling starting its upswing again?

[askewcore]

and is it just me or is wrestling starting its upswing again?

Yeah, for two weeks until stupid Cena gets the belt back. And I think TNA is complete garbage.

[Redding]

Yeah, for two weeks until stupid Cena gets the belt back. And I think TNA is complete garbage.


i dont see how they could possibly put the title back on him it would kill ecw before it even has a chance to be successful. TNA has alot of bad stuff on it but it also has some good too, i enjoy the x division and i think if that was there main wrestling it would be a great show because they have alot of talent, samoa joe, aj styles, christopher daniels, chris sabin...etc

[MilkmanDan]

raw was awesome last night cant wait for ecw tonight wrestling is taking over tv during the week

monday - raw
tuesday - ecw
thursday - tna
friday - smackdown

and is it just me or is wrestling starting its upswing again?

Watched WWF for the first time in like 10 years last night, the ECW stuff was great. Hyped for tonights airing

[Deadbent]

raw was awesome last night cant wait for ecw tonight wrestling is taking over tv during the week

monday - raw
tuesday - ecw
thursday - tna
friday - smackdown

and is it just me or is wrestling starting its upswing again?


I dunno, but after not watching for what seems like 4 or so years now(or at least since the 2 month anniversary of tna), it sure does seem like a great time to catch up, and get back into the swing of shit.
The Ecw ppv last year was the last time I watched any recent wrestling, and again with the ppv this weekend, and the wwe crossover shit...

Toooo many good memories during the best years of ones life happened during those ecw days.

[askewcore]

i dont see how they could possibly put the title back on him

Because he has that dumb Marine movie coming out and I think he deep throats Vince...or gives Linda good head.

TNA's X-Division is pretty cool, but everything else about it makes it so bad it's unbearable. The promos they cut are sup-WCW par, the production quality is awful, Mike Tenay should get throat cancer and the crowd is full of people missing chromosomes.

[mikek]

Write this on a rock: Morning, buddayz!

[silentbob8201]

who is that Askew?

[askewcore]

Kate Beckinsale

[TJLamb0518]

Kate Beckinsale

[IDidItAll]

Man a hour before our Buddddiiieeeessss start today. Im bored......:icon_sad:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/2402788/15.jpg

I was hoping you'd have a pic of this from last night!!

Great job! :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

TNA is for people who want wrestling to be more then it actually is...IMO. Its like hey this is ours and only we get it you just don't understand maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn. I think they would be pissed if it did actually get big. I don't think it is horrible btw, I really hate Mike Tenay though.

[MilkmanDan]

Black Light Rock Coalition in full effect

[TJLamb0518]

"Because of me"? Oh, please tell me this starts with a "Dave has been fired" announcement....

[mikek]

More Robert Cray opening music. Nice.

[TJLamb0518]

Didn't he invent the super-computer?

[Chester'sLiver]

"Because of me"? Oh, please tell me this starts with a "Dave has been fired" announcement....
We are not that lucky.

[TJLamb0518]

I will say I was stunned when I realized listening to Dave brought back the same exact feelings I used to get when listening to .........and .... DID bring Fool's Gold to the radio....

[TJLamb0518]

Long song....guess Ronnie is still in the elevator...

[IDidItAll]

"Because of me"? Oh, please tell me this starts with a "Dave has been fired" announcement....

At best we can hope some homeless giant stole his Shasta and gave him a broken pelvis.

[phillybri76]

Cray is fan-fucking-tastic...

Scoreboard Team Bennington!

[askewcore]

I hate 'NEW Earl. "Two-Fer Tuesday". Go scratch. Miss XM Earl.

[TJLamb0518]

LOL....Flintstone Beverages!

[silentbob8201]

Didn't he invent the super-computer?
no that was Richard Prior

[askewcore]

I hope they dont spend alot of time talking about this faggotty soccer shit.

[TJLamb0518]

Hmmmm.....maybe Earl can pot up a little Tower of Power tomorrow?

[askewcore]

no that was Richard Prior

I'm not even gonna correct the spelling because any reference to Superman 3 is cool in my book.

[TJLamb0518]

I don't even want to know what book THAT is!


Tar Kryptonite indeed! If it weren't for Annette O'Toole and her pokies, I'd have walked out.

[Chester'sLiver]

Do you think West Side was sitting at home last night masterbating to Hell's Kitchen?

[MilkmanDan]

Do you think West Side was sitting at home last night masterbating to Hell's Kitchen?

Hehe starting to feel bad for Westside, besides the jokes she has to fuck Dave.

[askewcore]

Hehe starting to feel bad for Westside, besides the jokes she has to fuck Dave.

I still wanna see a pic of her.

[Chester'sLiver]

I still wanna see a pic of her.
I have seen a pic. It was on ronandfez.net and she is cute, she is way too good for ESD.

[askewcore]

No one in America cares about soccer, because we have other, real sports.

I have seen a pic. It was on ronandfez.net and she is cute, she is way too good for ESD.

Yeah? Over to rf.net I go to do some searchin.

[Chester'sLiver]

Fuck that I would keep score with my team if I was coach and be like lets kick the shit out of these losers.

[TJLamb0518]

The US Soccer Team went out for ice cream yesterday?

[Deadbent]

No one in America cares about soccer, because we have other, real sports.





Truth. But when world cup comes around, I watch it for the same reason I'll catch a nascar race if I've got time.
For the accidents.

[TJLamb0518]

You know what the US Soccer team NEEDED to do in training?


.... strippers. It works for Duke.

[IDidItAll]

It reminds me of the Brian Regan bit.

"I play whole game, I get whole snow cone. I play half game, I still get whole cone. I'd rather play half-game!"

[Chester'sLiver]

Truth. But when world cup comes around, I watch it for the same reason I'll catch a nascar race if I've got time.
For the accidents.
Same reason I hang out behind the Planned Parenthood....:icon_eek:

[TJLamb0518]

Same reason I hang out behind the Planned Parenthood....:icon_eek:



Well, it always better to get your groceries fresh off the vine....

[askewcore]

Anyone who's curious, here's West Side. (on the left, the other chick is JerseyRich's wife)

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/5668/westside6ds.jpg

[TJLamb0518]

WAY too cute for ESD.

Hell, Martha Raye was too cue for ESD...

[Chester'sLiver]

Well, it always better to get your groceries fresh off the vine....
Stewed Tomatoes....Check.:icon_mrgr

[TJLamb0518]

mmmmmm......extra Chunky!

[askewcore]

Big Ben must really feel like an idiot because Terry Bradshaw is smarter than him.

Earl is right. The Mets have to win something before they get any respect. Being in first place in the Minor League East doesnt really mean anything.

Edit: That caller just called Ben "Rosenberger"

[RadioMercenary]

hahaha the steelers fan, thats pretty funny

[Chester'sLiver]

Dude if the Colts won that game this ass would be complaining about the refs. That guy is an asshole.

[IDidItAll]

Wow!! I thought Ben was the stupidest guy in Pittsburgh.

And I'm a Steeler fan.

[Deadbent]

Hey guys, who was that just talking? I was out of the room and missed the lead-in.

[askewcore]

"No 62 year old woman can kill him"

That was pretty funny.

Although the guy is an ass.

Hey guys, who was that just talking? I was out of the room and missed the lead-in.

Just some Pittsburgh tool.

[silentbob8201]

the guy ended his thing with a That 70's SHow Fez reference? and no one points that out ? oh boy

[Chester'sLiver]

And Cincinatti won the division last year, this ass doesn't even know what he is talking about.

[askewcore]

the guy ended his thing with a That 70's SHow Fez reference? and no one points that out ? oh boy

Maybe because you're the only guy who watches that show?:action-sm

[RadioMercenary]

Big Ben must really feel like an idiot because Terry Bradshaw is smarter than him.

Earl is right. The Mets have to win something before they get any respect. Being in first place in the Minor League East doesnt really mean anything.

Edit: That caller just called Ben "Rosenberger"


uh the Mets have the best record in the NL, 1 game behind the Tigers for best record in MLB, they've won in Atlanta, they've beaten the Yankees 2/3, they flat out destroyed the NL West leading D-Backs, and they've played decent against the Cardinals, so i think they deserve a little smidgen of credit

[MilkmanDan]

Philadelphia is starved and drooling for a championship, kinda unfair the most rabid sports city goes so long. When the Bluejays won the series in '93, it was like a minor blurb in the paper. All they care about is hockey.

[askewcore]

When the Bluejays won the series in '93, it was like a minor blurb in the paper. All they care about is hockey.

Not really man. Toronto set attendance records that year.

[Chester'sLiver]

uh the Mets have the best record in the NL, 1 game behind the Tigers for best record in MLB, they've won in Atlanta, they've beaten the Yankees 2/3, they flat out destroyed the NL West leading D-Backs, and they've played decent against the Cardinals, so i think they deserve a little smidgen of credit
But we have seen it before. It likes me and the Colts. I love the Cotls and they had the best record in the NFL last year but I have to wait until Peyton wins the big one to brag anymore because all I hear is "He can't win the big one." Same thing.

[silentbob8201]

Maybe because you're the only guy who watches that show?:action-sm
not in the past 4 years i havent thank god its over

[RadioMercenary]

But we have seen it before. It likes me and the Colts. I love the Cotls and they had the best record in the NFL last year but I have to wait until Peyton wins the big one to brag anymore because all I hear is "He can't win the big one." Same thing.

oh i understand that they need to win a pennant or better (if your a Mets fan) a World Series, i'm just saying give them some credit, its not like the Tigers where they beat up on the shit teams and lose to the good teams

[askewcore]

But we have seen it before. It likes me and the Colts. I love the Cotls and they had the best record in the NFL last year but I have to wait until Peyton wins the big one to brag anymore because all I hear is "He can't win the big one." Same thing.

Thanks for making me not post something very similar to that.

It doesnt matter what your record is in June, talk to me in October.

[silentbob8201]

whats with the Morris Day? and we need to get Fez on Ghost Hunters on Sci Fi

[LiddyRules]

Howdy

[Chester'sLiver]

ECW, thats right Ron.

[Jigzaw]

Hey gang aint been on in a while. They only give us internet access for 2 hours at work now! No more posting from Fucking corporate america workforce

[Haeder]

I bet this ghost is watching Fez pee.

Stay out of your bathroom Fez. Stay out of your bathroom.

[Chester'sLiver]

Picture of Fez's ghost:
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/capt.fwd121b20060612jpg.jpg

I now understand why he is so scared. :icon_eek:

[LiddyRules]

Fezzy's ghost
http://www.simpsonspark.com/images/whitepages/klink.jpg

[Jigzaw]

Theater of the mind

[Chester'sLiver]

Fezzy's ghost
http://www.simpsonspark.com/images/whitepages/klink.jpg
Did you know Hogan had tunnels under the camp? HAHAHA

[Deadbent]

Has the little girl crawled out of the well, then out of the tv for fezzy yet?

[IDidItAll]

Has the little girl crawled out of the well, then out of the tv for fezzy yet?

"That was IRIS CRAWL-ING!!!"

[TJLamb0518]

Fez's Ghost....

http://www.hardtruthaboutaids.com/Misc/memorial/mikebradysolo.jpg

[TJLamb0518]

It's the Menopause Fairy!!!!

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/liberace_w.jpg

[TJLamb0518]

okay, I'm torn...Soccer Talk or ESD discussing White Noise....

[LiddyRules]

If Fez watches White Noise, the Ghost will leave out of boredom.

[MilkmanDan]

Starting to sound like it may be Billy Connolly. He's still in town.

[Redding]

hey buddies back from lunch

[TJLamb0518]

Well, Bush IS adept at blowing smoke up peoples' asses, so he SHOULD be part of the Smoke Pants Think Tank.

[LiddyRules]

I think for both sides- Repubs. and Dems.- it will be a person we don't know about yet unless you watch like Meet the Press weekly.

A meal with Jay Leno would be horribly boring. Hate Leno. Lame jokes. Lame bits. Leno appeals so much to middle America, he has no spark or originality. And with Condi I would just have to spank it.

[mikek]

Well, Bush IS adept at blowing smoke up peoples' asses, so he SHOULD be part of the Smoke Pants Think Tank.

:clap:

[silentbob8201]

Can people fucking tell me one thing OBAMA has done to warrant all the praise while in office? he only go into office because the other guy asked his wife to fuck so they got a divorce. the end

[LiddyRules]

I know I keep saying it but when asked about pot and Kerry said "it needs more research" that forever turned me off him. I mean it's not the only thing but that made it go from dislike to hatred. The gay marriage thing also irked me.

Hate Noam Chomsky. We get it. The government lies. Get over yourself.

Can people fucking tell me one thing OBAMA has done to warrant all the praise while in office? He's young and black but not scary black.

[Chester'sLiver]

alright I walked away for like 30 mins what did I miss?

[TonyBagels]

alright I walked away for like 30 mins what did I miss?
Everything, what were you doing, listening to Andres CAntor on XM Deportivo?

[HumpX]

WHAAAADDDDAPPP BUDDDDAAAAYYYSSS!!!! :action-sm


"I said....goot day" :icon_mrgr

[Chester'sLiver]

Everything, what were you doing, listening to Andres CAntor on XM Deportivo?
No man I was working and trying to get a look at the new chick downstairs.

[mikek]

alright I walked away for like 30 mins what did I miss?


We were all busy writing things on rocks.

[APortablePhone]

Wow, a new piece of production. That makes two in the last few months.

I assume Mikeyboy, the only real producer of Ron and Fez, is behind it.

[MilkmanDan]

Mikeys the man. Helped me out with sigpig on Ronfez.net and got a few file requests up

[APortablePhone]

Hate Leno. Lame jokes. Lame bits. Leno appeals so much to middle America, he has no spark or originality.

Really? I thought he was daring and cutting edge. He did a joke about Michael Jackson, shocking!

I'd love to do some lines with Ben and talk about firing Dave. My end of summer prediction just looks fucking terrific.

[TonyBagels]

WHAAAADDDDAPPP BUDDDDAAAAYYYSSS!!!! :action-sm


"I said....goot day" :icon_mrgr
hey humpx, belated congrats on the IF a few days ago.

[LiddyRules]

Really? I thought he was daring and cutting edge. He did a joke about Michael Jackson, shocking! I once watched Leno for like a month and a half straight. By the third week, headlines made me sob and Jaywalking left me incontinent.

I'd love to do some lines with Ben You and me both. You and me both.

[TonyBagels]

No man I was working and trying to get a look at the new chick downstairs.
When you say downstairs, do you mean your sig-pic?

[APortablePhone]

Nice, some Todd Rundgren. The only true voice of The Cars. And I totally agree with you about that Tough Crowd thing.

Ron is right, of course. If Lennon wrote that song, people would consider it, and the entire Runt album, a work of genius and everyone would own it.

[HumpX]

Nice, some Todd Rundgren. The only true voice of The Cars. And I totally agree with you about that Tough Crowd thing.


LOL, I forgot about Todd R fronting for the Cars now. Who's the only original left, Elliot Easton?

[LiddyRules]

And I totally agree with you about that Tough Crowd thing. I didn't mention something about Tough Crowd and I want to be the only person people reference.

Did Dave just say 'mack.'

[Chester'sLiver]

When you say downstairs, do you mean your sig-pic?
Id love to meet that chick. Pussy and cupcakes, how do you go wrong with that?

[Chester'sLiver]

HAHAHA You were fucking lawns.... Ron rules.

[HumpX]

Id love to meet that chick. Pussy and cupcakes, how do you go wrong with that?

Any chick that can pull off that Betty Page look has completely owned me.

[APortablePhone]

I didn't mention something about Tough Crowd and I want to be the only person people reference.

I loved your albums Runt, Something/Anything?, and A Wizard, A True Star. Great stuff, you are so very underrated.

I don't even want to bring up Hermit Of Mink Hollow. How is that album so completely forgotten?

[LiddyRules]

Any chick that can pull off that Betty Page look has completely owned me. The key is pulling off the Betty Page look without looking like you're purposely going for the Betty Page look. If you're doing something different, self-awareness is a major turn-off.

I loved your albums Runt, Something/Anything?, and A Wizard, A True Star. Great stuff, you are so very underrated. About time.

[TonyBagels]

Id love to meet that chick. Pussy and cupcakes, how do you go wrong with that?
I can't see how..oh yes I can, she can talk.

[I am Sparaticus]

Nice! Great to bring back "Storytime With Earl".

[LiddyRules]

I consider love to be when you're near that person, think about that person, be close to that person that your entire life seems different, better, brighter. Where when you're with them, while your independence is still maintained, it's enhanced by her.

[MilkmanDan]

Agree with Ron on the Crazylove, once you've had that its hard to settle into a normal relationship with someone.

[LiddyRules]

Agree with Ron on the Crazylove, once you've had that its hard to settle into a normal relationship with someone. Once you get that first 2 AM suicide call, you can't imagine being with someone who won't do that.

[TonyBagels]

remind me to put the toilet seat down (and get some breath righ strips to stop snoring)

[TonyBagels]

I can't imagine a father not liking Dave.

[Chester'sLiver]

I can't imagine a father not liking Dave.
I can't imagine Dave's father actually liking him.

[TJLamb0518]

Ronnie is sounding like Scott Petersons' lawyer right about now....

[TonyBagels]

I can't imagine Dave's father actually liking him.

Good point Ches, good point

[LiddyRules]

Love is when you feel like you'd sacrifice yourself for them. Or when you fear for her safety more than yours. When you think about her eventual death more than you really ought to. When you begin to realize that you can't imagine anyone else after or before them- like Monk and Monk's wife or House and Sela Ward.

[LiddyRules]

Dead Thread?

[TonyBagels]

No maybes here Ron, Dave's time has come (a long time ago).

[TJLamb0518]

ooooooh, please Ron, don't be toying with us. please oh please get rid of ESD....

[Chester'sLiver]

How does that guy know that an egg truck didn't tip over in front of his house and it was just coincidence?

[HumpX]

The crazy chicks always fuck lthe best. Its a masochistic thing.

[Chester'sLiver]

"I don't know if its just me or I have a problem" Yeah I coose both ass.

[TonyBagels]

with a topic like this, how do the phones not crash?

[MilkmanDan]

Like the idea of the beer spitting chick marking her territory, but the way I drank it wouldnt be good.
Actually the more I think about that action, really makes absolutely no sense

[LiddyRules]

The crazy chicks always fuck the best. Its a masochistic thing. What about after sex when she cuts herself. Oh Jesus, that is the best topper to the orgasm.

[APortablePhone]

Once you get that first 2 AM suicide call, you can't imagine being with someone who won't do that.

"I think I've taken too many pills."

What about after sex when she cuts herself.

How about fucking the wound?

[LiddyRules]

"I think I've taken too many pills." It isn't one of those real-suicide things. It's one of those cry for help things.
How about fucking the wound? The wounds are too small. But pleasuring yourself while sucking the flowing blood is just as good.

[APortablePhone]

The wounds are too small. But pleasuring yourself while sucking the flowing blood is just as good.

Oddly hot.