Got ideas for Opie & Anthony's Traveling Virus?

[patbattlefield]

It would be a cool thing to hear XM Live or XM Comedy carry the events LIVE.

[JSHAW]

WOULD IT?
:hahaha:

[patbattlefield]

WOULD IT?
:hahaha:


yes, yes it would. :)

[Steam]

Not going to happen.

I hope they film it for a DVD release of some kind.

[Max Packer]

hello exactly!

[deadfruitvirus]

It would have to be via XM LiVE's XMHD feed to get the full sound. Otherwise, forget it. Make a DVD.

[patbattlefield]

bands? how about Disturbed? :xyxthumbs

[sniper]

Changed the title, let's get other ideas for the event here

[sniper]

Disturbed would be cool, but a while back they talked about a battle of the tribute bands, that'd be pretty cool given the large venue.

[wackbagette]

How about.....<Anthony_voiceover>STAIND!!!<Anthony_voiceover>

[JSHAW]

*Find the "Drown the Clown" dunking booth guy that was at last year's
Ozzfest, the one that Bill Burr talked to and had audio of, and get him
to do the shows with his dunk tank.

[fandango86]

Lots of ideas won't work, as they've already set ticket prices. Forget bands for absolute sure. Mebbe a tribute band at best. Gotta think of ideas that would be relatively cheap.

Not sure if they'd do it, but how about getting Ron and Fez to do a live preshow on the day of each event, broadcast on XM? Interview the comedians, maybe do an hour of AFRO.

[UCFGavin]

i like the making it into a DVD. If you want it autographed, send your DVD and a self addressed envelope :o

[MyMomsBox]

How bout Lizard Man and his traveling band of freaks for bits between performers?

[FAZ8218]

Women.

[MyMomsBox]

Women.

WOW Contests?

[Puddle O AIDs]

*Find the "Drown the Clown" dunking booth guy that was at last year's
Ozzfest, the one that Bill Burr talked to and had audio of, and get him
to do the shows with his dunk tank.

I second that, that guy needs to be on the actual show

[ZeoVGM]

How about getting Louis C.K. on a couple dates?

(Also, Jay fucking Mohr dammit.)

[Grace]

Karaoke in between sets from the likes of Danny & Anthony, etc

[Tax Kuntz]

ANDREW DICE GAY

LIVE IN
CONCERT!!!!111!!!onewon

[OliveWho?]

Jay Mohr, Joe Rogan & Billy Connolly

A little music never hurts....a tribute band or a REAL band would be a great idea, and a bigger audience draw.

[Radioguy]

DVD = No brainer.

Some other ideas...

Sideshow with Blockheads etc.
Tattoo kiosks
WOW handstamping to be able to get back in to the venue.
Sponsorship like the ARMY, Budweiser, Best Buy etc.....maybe Sam Adams?
Flyovers, maybe with skywriting of Jimmy phrases. :)
Bro Joe doing a set (CUNT!) 2U doing a set etc.

Gotta think more...

[JonBenetRamsey]

a broth and robe tent

[O&ARAWK]

I got an idea. how about we stop trying to tell them how to run everything that they do? its their show and their tour we should shut the fuck up and just enjoy them.

[patbattlefield]

I got an idea. how about we stop trying to tell them how to run everything that they do? its their show and their tour we should shut the fuck up and just enjoy them.

uh, they asked for input, bro...

[krispykreme]

I'd suggest an Ozzfest/Lollapalooza feel to the whole thing. Have booths for signings, and yes, have a band, of some sort. Not all O&A fans are hardcore fans of comedy, and not all fans of comedy are hardcore O&A fans. In shows in the same general vicinity, i.e. Camden/Homdel, have something signifcantly different since some of the same pests will go to both.

[MyMomsBox]

How about 2U playing a set?

[MyMomsBox]

Jay Mohr, Joe Rogan & Billy Connolly

Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia at the same show? That will be like DLR and Sammy Hagar trying to tour together.

[UCFGavin]

personally....i would take Joe Rogan 10x over Mencia

[Corky's Revenge]

Please no Staind or Disturbed, both bands suck big black unclipped cock.

[TheJew]

Not sure if they'd do it, but how about getting Ron and Fez to do a live preshow on the day of each event, broadcast on XM? Interview the comedians, maybe do an hour of AFRO.

i think we all remember how that turned out.

[Frogacuda]

Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia at the same show? That will be like DLR and Sammy Hagar trying to tour together.They play together all the time at the Comedy Store, though.

I'd definitely like to see Rogan on board. Colin Quinn, too.

The DVD idea is one that I'd really like to see, but I get the feeling this is going to be a big like... 4 hour event or something, so it might have to be a 2 disc set... Also, working out the details for who would get what share of the profits might take a lot of negotiating. I hope they do it anyway, though. It'd sell a buttload.

[Chain Rink]

personally....i would take Joe Rogan 10x over Mencia


Same here. How about Carlos and Rogan in the Octagon?:fight6:

[UCFGavin]

oh yeah here is another idea......

come to fucking west palm :o

[ZeoVGM]

Please no Staind or Disturbed, both bands suck big black unclipped cock.

You do realize that not only do the boys love Disturbed personally, but the fanbase/age group that listens to O&A also tend to, right?

[NoFilterPaul]

They play together all the time at the Comedy Store, though.

I'd definitely like to see Rogan on board. Colin Quinn, too.

The DVD idea is one that I'd really like to see, but I get the feeling this is going to be a big like... 4 hour event or something, so it might have to be a 2 disc set... Also, working out the details for who would get what share of the profits might take a lot of negotiating. I hope they do it anyway, though. It'd sell a buttload.

Not really a big deal, you just put the DVD rights into the original contract

[The Truth Bell]

It's been discussed many times that Music and Comedy don't mix.

Did anybody see Dane Cook at that Music Awards show awhile back?

Uughhhh.

It's a comedy tour.

I want Jay Mohr, Joe Rogan, Colin Quinn, Andrew Dice Gay (not the real one) and Ron and Fez.

I think that some of these guys just may show up but not be on the bill.

Definitely tape them and the backstage stuff and sell it to HBO or Showtime and put it out on DVD.

I'd also like to see many dates get filled up so that it really becomes a tour.

I want Anthony to live on a bus.

[NoFilterPaul]

How was the Dave Chappelle thing that just came out?

[d[u.m]b]

Wouldn't it be awesome if Ron Bennington did a set?

[Radioguy]

b']Wouldn't it be awesome if Ron Bennington did a set?

Ron stopped doing standup a loooong time ago. I think it went with the drugs, but I'm not sure.

[7cent]

b']Wouldn't it be awesome if Ron Bennington did a set?


only if Ron decided to walk the crowd..

[tellmfredwhowho]

We cannot forget Pat Cooper....I'm sure he would spice up the show somewhat.

[Corky's Revenge]

You do realize that not only do the boys love Disturbed personally, but the fanbase/age group that listens to O&A also tend to, right?

Great for them. I'm speaking for myself, I'm just not a fan.

[mikeybot]

You do realize that not only do the boys love Disturbed personally, but the fanbase/age group that listens to O&A also tend to, right?

Just because they like Disturbed and some of the fans like them, that not everyone likes them. And Staind really are terrible.

Please no tribute bands.

[HomerX]

Please no Staind or Disturbed, both bands suck big black unclipped cock.

This is a comedy tour. I like Disturbed but they aren't a happy group, and Staind have gone faggot.

[HomerX]

I would like a set from Club Soda Kenny, because he is big and stupid.

[UCFGavin]

jay mohr, joe rogan, bill burr, bob saget, patrice o'neal, rich vos, bob kelly, pat cooper, and of course jimmy norton would be my ideal lineup

[Radioguy]

Where's Jeffrey Ross?

[mudflap69]

Put Stalker Patti in a tent, and charge $5.00 a pop to see "The World's Oldest Virgin". That's got to be a once in a lifetime thing for some people.

[turkeymann]

I will pay no more then .50 cents to see that thing unless
she is naked then it will be .10 cents

[Dick Upinya]

Anyone know if, Opie and Anthony will be selling hot dogs ?
:icon_roll

[MyMomsBox]

How about a display of skill by Master Po in between one of the sets?

[LastDeadMouse]

My girl would kill to see Patrice do "It's Raining Stuff" live.

[Hog's Big Ben]

Three pages and nobody has suggested Big A or Twitchels.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Earth2murf]

How about a booth where we can throw lawn darts at Lady Di...

[CrumpetMuncher]

Meaty lips contest hosted by Jim

[berniephyl]

I'd love to see Ant get Wheelchair Fred to walk.

[redban]

i keep forgetting to ask Joe if they asked him to do it.. seems odd that they didnt.. I do know Joe is doing some big tour starting in Sept..

[YellowSnowBalls]

A DVD for those of us that don't live anywhere near where this festival is going to happen. PLEASE!!

[masterpoo]

How about Ant gets the ' High 5 ' he does look like has the HIV after all.

Thanks


MP .

[dmacc45]

If they want to hit the Pittsburgh and Cleveland markets, they should do a show at Blossom Music Center. It's an amphitheater that has lawn and pavillion seating and is only about 45 minutes from Cleveland and 1:30 from Pittsburgh.

www.averageguysports.com

[ILOVEUWxx]

This is a comedy tour. I like Disturbed but they aren't a happy group, and Staind have gone faggot.

I agree 100% about Staind.

I think it's already been mentioned about 900 times in a few different posts in this thread, but I would love to see Andrew Dice Gay make an appearance or two. Maybe even MC the whole event alongside Opie.

I've seen Ant do Karaoke before and look comfortable, and I'm sure I'm not in the minority when I say that I have great faith in his ability to be able to get up in front of everyone and do a "stand up set".

Personally, I'd like to see him just get up there and basically do a lot of Dice's act and be extra obnoxious and embellish it a lot (i.e. "EHHGEHGEHGEHGEH!!!!" noises ad nauseum, and a few fucked up homo nursery rhymes), that'd be awesome.

Let's hope our Savior himself realizes that he does in fact have the chops for something like this, it'd bring the fuckin house down.

With our luck, Ant will probably just throw out a couple half-hearted Dice lines to shut us up, since Dice is a fucking disloyal jew. I guess the reasoning behind that would be "why bother even letting his material see the light of day" or something.

Also, from what I gather listening to the show the tour is partly a "Thank You" to the comedians of the show, so maybe Ant wouldn't want to steal any of their thunder.

Then again, Ant = Jesus and Jesus sees all, so maybe Jesus will throw on a leather jacket, stick an unlit cigarette in his mouth, and say something like "Little Boy Blue. Me. And I liked it because I'm a fuckin FAAAGGIT, OHHH!!" before he jumps back up on the cross to die for all of our sins.

See you all on August 5th.

[NickLbag]

Have the top prostitutes in each city line up and have Jimmy (a trained expert) judge them on some of the following catagories.

.Hottest at first glance

.Meatiest lips

.Top tranny (Jims fav)

.least and most likely to have aids

.best value

...You pretty much get the idea

[DJJUSTJOE]

How about a Sticker Stop after the show in camden at GENO'S STEAKS in philly!

[greensnacks]

It would be a cool thing to hear XM Live or XM Comedy carry the events LIVE.

Come on Elo ... XM partnered with Network Live for events like this.

http://www.networklive.com/aboutus.php

:icon_roll

[boardsofcanada]

they should bring back the luscious memories of buffalo and have a lesbian orgy, get ANDREW DICE GAY, get some kind of band (such as david lee roth), have a howard stern dunking booth, bring some porn stars with and have a blowjob booth, LEWIS BLACK, pat from moonachie, maybe wolfmother will finally play if they get a slice of the money.

i think if any big acts come the city with the best ratings should get priority. (prolly philly)

[boardsofcanada]

also dave attel

[Earth2murf]

wet http://www.brooklynbizarro.com/galleries/wetshirtcontest/images/07039828_JPG.jpgt-shirt contest

[berniephyl]

How about having Lil Jimmy and Ant act out stories that have been told on the air...

a few good ones:

Patrice's "It's Cold Out Here"
Ant's "Treehouse Jeeb Jeeb Jeeb"
Ministry's Ostrich



or

have people take the same lax that No Filter Paul did and see who can hold the longest

[Deluxomatic]

i keep forgetting to ask Joe if they asked him to do it.. seems odd that they didnt.. I do know Joe is doing some big tour starting in Sept..

I absolutely second Joe Cumia appearing as Brother Joe to perform the great songs he has given to the show.

[Earth2murf]

Please Ron and Fez

[vcdburn]

General Traveling Virus, not just the Comedy one, but may apply.

What if:

The boys take the FM show on the road. Set up a live remote on a traveling stage (like a flat bed truck) or a "Double Decker bus" and park it in front of Sirius's building. Broadcast the Live CLEAN FM portion for the public? This would be HUGE!

This can also be used if they traveled to another city, live broadcast in front of the competitions HQ

[d0uche_n0zzle]

How about a kick Chester (doggy painted on a football) into the useless Massive Black Hole (a.k.a. a used tire hanging with netting.) The one with the most Chesters through the Cunt, wins a prize pack.

[GingerPubes]

Let's play "Ants in the Pants!"

[boardsofcanada]

almost forgot, PAT COOPER would be amazing, and we havent heard from him since 4/27

[andrewvonawesom]

Come to Verizon center in DC

[D_RAIL]

That fucking clown that insults people.......yeah, that would be cool

[P.Butts]

Have Big A sing the national anthem

[PatFromMoonachie]

Eating contests run by the I.F.O.C.E. (they're good with the logistics involved) like the "Cool Hand Luke Challenge" mmmm, hard-boiled eggs!

..It could be billed as "Jokes & Yolks!" :icon_mrgr

[zorro6204]

Yeah, how about the OnA rock concert tour next? As soon as the lawyers get done, Adam is booted from the West Coast and the boys are nationwide, it's time to take this to the next level. The shows would give XM and OnA (therefore CBS) big pub, and OnA's relentless drumbeating would insure ticket sales to the faithful. Any event that was having sales problems they could prop up with a radio road show trip, kind of guaranteeing the promoters a successful deal, and driving OnA into weak markets where they're not known, like Seattle (my WOW sticker is the only one I've ever seen in this town - ever!). It's a natural summer event.

[DJJUSTJOE]

Yeah, how about the OnA rock concert tour next? As soon as the lawyers get done, Adam is booted from the West Coast and the boys are nationwide, it's time to take this to the next level. The shows would give XM and OnA (therefore CBS) big pub, and OnA's relentless drumbeating would insure ticket sales to the faithful. Any event that was having sales problems they could prop up with a radio road show trip, kind of guaranteeing the promoters a successful deal, and driving OnA into weak markets where they're not known, like Seattle (my WOW sticker is the only one I've ever seen in this town - ever!). It's a natural summer event.

Best idea yet.
this and get the loud clown dunk tank guy from ozzfest

[cokelogic]

Have a cut down contest between the comics, have the crowd vote by applause and do a round-by-round until there's a winner.

[cokelogic]

Shave Patty's Head

[Sullen Douche]

:icon_roll They could have a dunking booth where you can bring babies to drown.

[Hydrosludge]

i like the making it into a DVD. If you want it autographed, send your DVD and a self addressed envelope :o


Send it where? Santa.

[chili chest]

Vagina "Slip "n Slide" ride.

[WhiteWolfTrucke]

ands would be cool, but they need to add more dates nationally.I know they're strong in the NorthEast, but they're strong everywhere now. Even if they had to scale it down a bit, they're gonna sell out anywhere they go.

[Kwik D.]

A show in Sacramento, Reno or Tahoe would be cool.

[D_RAIL]

:icon_roll They could have a dunking booth where you can bring babies to drown.





eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................. car crash

[earlshog]

Wiffleball bat challenge

[Haeder]

How about a dunking booth with a Robin Quivers clone doing Robin Quivers quotes. Make it better by removing the protective glass and letting everyone peg her with fastballs.

A 1-on-1 snowball fight with a professional pitcher for backstage passes would be good too.

[Haeder]

Or maybe they could try to sell Patrice on the auction block.

[BigDanNOLA]

Coming to new orleans. (Im not biased or anything).

I mean, granted there is no Free FM carrying them here. But I am sure that OnA fans from all around the south would travel to New Orleans to party with the b-b-b-boys.

[GoBucks]

I would say Columbus, but I get the feeling that only about five people listen to THE BIG WAZOO... so I'll settle for Cleveland.

Bring on the 55 gallon drum challenge!

[MaryJoKopechne]

I would like to see Anthony, in his Uniform, demonstrating his ability to take down and reassemble his AR-15 blindfolded.
It would also be nice to see Opie do a little soft-shoe.

[subaruoutback]

Yea, how about coming to longisland where they have a huge fanbase. I think it would make sense, but some would reply, Would it?

[GoodDaySir]

I would love to see Ant and Patrice do a duet..."With Clean Hands".

[Pod Trooper]

They could do some cool things in the O&A village (cheap).
Last I heard, the annoying clown is onboard.

*What about a mouse trap/rat trap challenge? Mark out a small oval for blindfolded people to race around the track hands/knees.

*Shoot the intern, paintball range.

*Robert Reid fashion show, with robes/slippers.

*Nazi memorabilia swap meet.

[NullNVoid]

How about every venue that has a section 202 (like the PNC), every person in that section gets a free XM 202 T-shirt?







OK, I got nothin'. I stink.

[Dre]

Perhaps, they convince Mack to come and they'll dress him up in O&A gear and promote the show?

Or, they could get Carson and the blonde bimbo to come and comment on the show, it would be FABLOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kebba34]

first time log in - hope this reaches the right people

im travelling from england for the camden show, will there be any chance of getting autographs and maybe photos of the main protaganists

many thanks kebb34

[boardsofcanada]

We definately need to have Steve C to act out famous dialogue from movies (especially pulp fiction "ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA" scene or the ending devils advocate speech) or have him do a play, or improv comedy.

All i can say is "the worst thing in life is wasted talent." Or in Steve C's case the lack of...please dont this slip away.

[boardsofcanada]

Now that i think about it E-Rock would be the perfect cast. E-Rock would play Sam Jackson, (did excellent job with I'm the juggernaught bitch) in the "english muthafucka" scene from pulp fiction and Steve C would play Brett, we all know how believable the fear would seem coming from Steve C :icon_mrgr

[PatFromMoonachie]

Any opinions on Master Po doing a "Hot Chick Body-Rock" session, in those VERY skimpy O&A wife-beaters (how appropriate a name!:rolleyes: ).

..or dispaying some "Moves"::hammer: on some Pests that people find annoying (maybe take a pole? ...no homo!).

I think he'd be up for it..."O&A PARTY ROOOOCK!"

[NoFilterPaul]

Perhaps, they convince Mack to come and they'll dress him up in O&A gear and promote the show?

will you be willing to drive and/or put him in a hotel room? :icon_eek:

[SinA]

I can't make any of the shows, they're too far away

but I'll buy a copy of "Traveling Virus: The DVD"
http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spaceballs/images/spaceballs_large_11.jpg

[WiffleBatSpikes]

Come to Sacramento!

[NORTONnFRIENDS]

Come to Verizon center in DC

Um....NO

[PatFromMoonachie]

I think some "Body-Art" would spice things up a bit! :)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/vollisgood/Pat%20From%20Moonachie/marrissawow.jpg

[M.i.S.]

Come to Sacramento!

Second!!

Please guys, you used to be syndicated out here and I've been busting my ass writing to that shithole Jack FM and every other shithole radio station around here trying to show my support and get them to carry you guys again.

Come on, don't forget your west coast fans!

[andrewvonawesom]

Um....NO
why?

[M.i.S.]

I thought it was the MCI Center in DC... did it change?

[andrewvonawesom]

I thought it was the MCI Center in DC... did it change?
it changed when verizon bought MCI

[M.i.S.]

Oh. I don't pay attention to any of that crap. I've had T-mobile forever, so... whatever.

[Digital_Trauma]

I think Ziggy's crunched van should make some appearances at the rest of the shows. It might make the pests want to buy more merchandise. I wonder what the insurance buy-out value of the van would be? Maybe some fiberglass repairs could be done and it could become a new Pat from Moonachie van.

[Iron Duke]

Sex in a church?

[ron2000]

Stephen Lynch ?
Joe's band - 2U ?

[cosmic cow]

A reenactment of Deliverance? No Homo

John Valby/ Lynch would be great?

Church of Opie trying to recruit non-believers?

Mayby some Neil Diamond or Springsteen?

[Glenn Dandy]

As usual; I need to add some common sense to this board.

Ok, the show? fanfuckingtastic! the village? fanfuckingtastic! the venues?

Pain in the ass, from the tailgate partys, the cops, the security asshats breaking balls,the hotels,drinking n driving worries, the hurry up mentality.....

I figure dragging a show like that around has to be #1 expensive #2inefective for such a large fan base.... Ok, this is where I make you retards even richer..


OPIE AND ANTHONY PRODUCTIONS
PRESENT
"VIRUS STOCK"


Two days of Peace,Beerpong,washers,wacky events,and a shitload of top comedians.
Screw paying the hotels, venues,Lot owners, beer and food stands, PAY the COMEDIANS....



One place, middle of nowhere,,Anualy, Camp mentality..........I feel this would draw everyone from everywhere if properly (and I know you could do it,) Advertised.

I'm A FUCKING GENIUS ROBIN, TELL EM.:action-sm

I also like this idea because I realy enjoyed meeting baggers, and seemingly a croud much like myself. I does feel rushed as you guys must feel the pressure to shake a zillion hands in so few hours... I think spending some real time say two days would be way cool to not only meet other people, friends, but actualy have the time to hang out together for awhile... Mayby even kids, n familys,,, Of course Bill Burrs Philly trashing has to go on after we play the barney video on the jumbotron.

Feel free to hire me to set it up and pay me an enourmus salary... I'm sick of fixing toilets.