What Did I Learn? 7/6/06

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Today I learned that when you take what could have been and subtract what is....you're left with sadness

- the Progeria kid hates naps, cause it's the same as a 3 year coma
- "He likes the X-Box cause it beats the Next Box" :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[OandAPest]

I learned:

O&A are willing to touch progeria kids, not aging rappers

Someone named Steve did a lot of begging in WDC and is now doing a lot of swallowing.

Maury is a sick fuck because he makes woman scream in fear

North Korea's missle program is erectial dysfunctional

Erock's blog is about as exciting as Mancow's ratings

and more importantly:

O&A are failing again because Hoo Hoo fans are calling the show in droves because Hoo Hoo is setting up tents with the Hampton town fathers