Pest Booth at Traveling Virus Shows

[PorchMonkey4Life]

OK... lets get this going...

post your ideas for what we should have in this booth... what we should include... what we should do with it...

We already have some of our banners and signs from previous stern attacks which we will be displaying and we will hopefully be allowed to sell pest gear there - tshirts, hats, ladies thongs, pest decals, etc... (obviously all profits will go to fund future pest attacks)

but what else would you like to see at the pest booth at the traveling virus show?

and no i will not be in the petting zoo... i will be at the pest booth...


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[Lil Precious]

How about making it a Pest Kissing booth?


I want to kiss Lil Jimmy


no homo...LOL
Nothing?
Car crash...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

How about making it a Pest Kissing booth?


I want to kiss Lil Jimmy


no homo...LOL
Nothing?
Car crash...
no homo?
that doesnt even work here... it would be fat out of shape men kissing other fat out of shape men...

[iNFaMousToM]

Have a jar on the booth to get a fundraise going

[PorchMonkey4Life]

some of the gear we have... (this is just a sample - there is more...)

Tshirts (also come as ladies tshirts and ladies tang tops)
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http://www.pawmedia.com/files/cache/3f5a54d7948385cda2650724f6d7cf29.jpg

Thongs
http://www.pawmedia.com/files/cache/589fc0957c3464432ed3d8a3354408d7.jpg http://www.pawmedia.com/files/cache/1d2e880f1f15f0a26d2ec96fb1d0d8f1.jpg

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Hats
http://www.pawmedia.com/files/cache/318a17f00c7ac29443b7685fe2d59d2b.jpg http://www.pawmedia.com/files/cache/98c7d9b2b6ab2b4c04071e1e2d03ff11.jpg

Car Decals
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and more...

btw.... you dont have to wait for the traveling virus shows to get these or in case you cant make it... you can order them at our pest myspace... www.myspace.com/opieandanthonypests

[Teddy]

get the xm broadcasting equipment and broadcast live from the from the events

[Flea_Man]

Hot chicks.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Have a jar on the booth to get a fundraise going
we should figure out something to do... like a howard punching bag... make it like $.50 a punch... or something... i know that one was a bit hacky... but we will figure out stuff like that...

[Schnit Dick]

Why not something like $1 raffel tickets that will go towards free pest merchandise, and the profit go into the "pest" fund

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Why not something like $1 raffel tickets that will go towards free pest merchandise, and the profit go into the "pest" fund
instead of a raffle for pert gear... maybe we raffle off the banners from the attacks... that would be a cool prize...


remember... this doesnt have to be all about pest fund raising... it can just be for fun too...

[iNFaMousToM]

Please tell me there will be a humungous booth promoting XM there

[turdfrgsn]

my only suggestion is that if there's any signage saying something like "pest's booth" or whatever, i would hope that the pests would DEMAND that the word "booth" is spelled "BOOF" on the sign
so that it would read "PEST'S BOOF"
or something to that effect

oh, and def have pest merch for sale

[Lil' Doe]

how about a big blown up picture of a Fly with a cut out to stick your head in and take a picture!


...what nothing?

http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash17.jpg

[MyMomsBox]

How bout selling imprinted "offical ona army" dog tags?
Someone local to each show could easily bring a steel press and just offer to split the profit with them?

MRE eating contest? Charge tickets to cover the cost...

[MyMomsBox]

instead of a raffle for pert gear... maybe we raffle off the banners from the attacks... that would be a cool prize...

I would think keep banners to raffle for a time when it means something...like another Katrina. jmo

[DrGonzoPA]

Auction off Negros to get you drinks and stuff while you are in your seats.

[iNFaMousToM]

How bout selling imprinted "offical ona army" dog tags?
Someone local to each show could easily bring a steel press and just offer to split the profit with them?

I would definately buy...I'm betting businesses that do inscribes thingies can mail you a bunch of orders. Meaning they send you a bunch of sheets where you give to people they fill out their information, payment type etc. then at the end of the day you send the orders back to the company then they send the dogtags

[PorchMonkey4Life]

How bout selling imprinted "offical ona army" dog tags?
Someone local to each show could easily bring a steel press and just offer to split the profit with them?

i'm sure the guy who does the merchandise can make those...

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Pest dog tags... now there's an idea. hey BAM, whatever happened to those WOW bandanas you wanted to make for the Million Pest March? any plans on those?

[Ploppy]

Rig a treadmill up like a dunktank.

[Ploppy]

How bout selling imprinted "offical ona army" dog tags?
Someone local to each show could easily bring a steel press and just offer to split the profit with them?


Its already been done.

Don't plagerize (http://mancowcom.stores.yahoo.net/manheavmetdo.html)

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Its already been done.

Don't plagerize (http://mancowcom.stores.yahoo.net/manheavmetdo.html)

i don't think anyone would notice. since their "militia" consists of about ten people (have you seen their site? i've seen more life in a morgue.) i don't think anyone would notice and/or care.

besides, i recall seeing Taz wear WOW dog tags during past Pest missions, and i think i recall seeing them being out there during the WNEW days. draw your own damn conclusions.

[Towelie]

Yea most of the so called "generals" are quite the visual freaks

Anything with them, a stairclimber and a tank of water works

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

I think you guys need a tad bit of clarification on what we're looking for as far as the Pest Booth goes. Don't get me wrong. We want YOU GUYS to come up with the concept for the booth and make it work but your kinda on the wrong track.

We'd like something where, as people walk by, they see what's going on at the Pest Booth and go "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE!!! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SICK BASTARDS!!!" Or something to that effect. Selling shirts or dog tags or raffling off shit for a buck ain't turning anyones head. The "Village" area is supposed to be entertaining to the fans that show up. You've got to come up with something that the fans are going to want to see. This ain't a fucking convention! It's a freak show.

Be creative and think about what O&A fans would like to see with a little pest twist to it.

Thank You,
The Management

can we abuse NoFilterPaul in some way?

[turdfrgsn]

I think you guys need a tad bit of clarification on what we're looking for as far as the Pest Booth goes. Don't get me wrong. We want YOU GUYS to come up with the concept for the booth and make it work but your kinda on the wrong track.

We'd like something where, as people walk by, they see what's going on at the Pest Booth and go "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE!!! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SICK BASTARDS!!!" Or something to that effect. Selling shirts or dog tags or raffling off shit for a buck ain't turning anyones head. The "Village" area is supposed to be entertaining to the fans that show up. You've got to come up with something that the fans are going to want to see. This ain't a fucking convention! It's a freak show.

Be creative and think about what O&A fans would like to see with a little pest twist to it.

Thank You,
The Management

can we still spell it "PEST'S BOOF" on the sign?

[Towelie]

Can we dress BAM/Dugout Doug in "general uniforms" and shoot them with paintballs while yelling in Vietnamese?

[ChoppedLiver]

Howzabout burning stuff??
Burn effigies of Hoo Hoo and other shitheads?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Now you're thinking. You don't even need a booth for that.
Just remember, there are health codes that will keep anyone from shitting in the venue. Sorry, I woulda liked to have seen that too.

even in a diaper? :icon_conf

well maybe we can throw some stuff at him. anyone remember the human dart board with Limo Ant? maybe we can throw darts at his back. or maybe make him drink milk until he pukes. or maybe get some Kendo sticks and just beat the shit out of him. lead him around the venue for everyone to see, then just cane him in the back as he walks. :icon_mrgr

[DrGonzoPA]

Howzabout burning stuff??


Like a cross?

[Angelfuck]

Can we dress BAM/Dugout Doug in "general uniforms" and shoot them with paintballs while yelling in Vietnamese?

did you get your stuff the same place I got mine?

dart board with Limo Ant? maybe we can throw darts at his back.

i think we all need a break from the show, this is uncanny, but I was thinking maybe at his ass, its cushier - they might even stick

[ChoppedLiver]

Like a cross?


OK. No big deal for me. Shall I dress in white?

[RMPGP]

The Pest booth will need disgusting contests. Fear Factor-esque but with an O&A slant.

My old idea I'm always kicking around and telling anyone who will listen is the "Angry Enemas" stunt. The contest could be a round-by-round survival of the fittest angry enemas. With let's say, 5 contestants. The first round would be a relatively simple enema, like listerine. The second round would be more painful, like say, gasoline. And so on. Whoever is the last man standing after X amount of rounds wins some pest gear.

Here's the kicker: after each round the contestant has to take a pill that will induce vomiting, take a shot of tequila, a shot of vodka, and eat a hot dog. You are not allowed to puke.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i think we all need a break from the show, this is uncanny, but I was thinking maybe at his ass, its cushier - they might even stick

or a staple gun to the ass. i know they did it on the show, but that was many years ago and maybe we could bring it back.

[Fruit Monkey]

Maybe we can have a live sex act? I like farm animals my self.

[WOWmagnet]

Now you're thinking. You don't even need a booth for that.
Just remember, there are health codes that will keep anyone from shitting in the venue. Sorry, I woulda liked to have seen that too.

But "accidental" vomiting is certainly not outlawed. My tummy sometimes gets upset....

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I think you guys need a tad bit of clarification on what we're looking for as far as the Pest Booth goes. Don't get me wrong. We want YOU GUYS to come up with the concept for the booth and make it work but your kinda on the wrong track.

We'd like something where, as people walk by, they see what's going on at the Pest Booth and go "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE!!! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SICK BASTARDS!!!" Or something to that effect. Selling shirts or dog tags or raffling off shit for a buck ain't turning anyones head. The "Village" area is supposed to be entertaining to the fans that show up. You've got to come up with something that the fans are going to want to see. This ain't a fucking convention! It's a freak show.

Be creative and think about what O&A fans would like to see with a little pest twist to it.

Thank You,
The Management
i know... this is just the starting point... doug and me had a long conversation about some crazy stuff we can do... we will be laying it out this weekend...

[Ploppy]

Yea most of the so called "generals" are quite the visual freaks

Anything with them, a stairclimber and a tank of water works

That's kinda where I was going with rigging a treadmill up like a dunktank. Put one of the more rotund "generals" on the treadmill, and have people throw balls (or something else) at the trigger. When the trigger gets hit, the treadmill starts at a run for two minutes. If the "general" doesn't die of a massive heart attack, maybe he would slip on the bacon grease he sweated out.

I'd pay a dollar to see that.

[SonnyForelli]

OK Fucktards, I am here and I have my thinking cap on. I will try to get NFP to get his fucking ass to the boston show and I allready have something in mind. That is if I am honered enough to be part of the pest booth in Mantown. Heres a hint of what I am thinking about, it involves a large kiddy pool, a whole bunch of cole slaw, and two grown men in tighty whities. One of those men will be No Filter Paul

PM me for details. I alsoi need some help with some stuff, and this will work without any health codes being broken or being too gross, but very funny

[WOWmagnet]

OK Fucktards, I am here and I have my thinking cap on. I will try to get NFP to get his fucking ass to the boston show and I allready have something in mind. That is if I am honered enough to be part of the pest booth in Mantown. Heres a hint of what I am thinking about, it involves a large kiddy pool, a whole bunch of cold slaw, and two grown men in tighty whities. One of those men will be No Filter Paul


LOL! "cold slaw"?

[SonnyForelli]

LOL! "cold slaw"?

haha, read it again

[DrGonzoPA]

some live guess what's in my pants with a mic instead of a telephone

[SonnyForelli]

1st Annual Pest Cole Slaw WrestleMania in Mantown !

Staring Sonny Forelli vs. No Filter Paul, Stalker Patty vs. Happy Typing Girl

[WOWmagnet]

haha, read it again

Damn you, corrrrrrrrecting bastard!

However, "cold slaw" actually can be appropriate. So TOUCHE!, Sir.

[iNFaMousToM]

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE!!! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SICK BASTARDS!!!"

I need a 250 pound black male and 3 midgets..

[iNFaMousToM]

i know... this is just the starting point... doug and me had a long conversation about some crazy stuff we can do... we will be laying it out this weekend...

I'm up for almost anything at the Cleveland show

[Turfmower]

You can get 100 pies and have Arthur Chien, Pat Battle, Scott Ferrall, Jim Philips and other attack victims to throw pies at the pppppppests.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

You can get 100 pies and have Arthur Chien, Pat Battle, Scott Ferrall, Jim Philips and other attack victims to throw pies at the pppppppests.
we should get our own dunking booth and get a robin look-a-like


i like the pest coleslaw wrestling...

idk if it would be legal... but we deff need pest drinking games like beer pong...

[Towelie]

Everyone who is a daily part of the show not named Opie, Anthony or Jimmy, Than, Dan, ERock, CSK, Derrek, Travis ect is pretty much a prostitute for our enjoyment

If you call yourself a "General" for a radio show, you should have to stand there and be publically humlitiated for our enjoyment

[Halo Five]

You can get 100 pies and have Arthur Chien, Pat Battle, Scott Ferrall, Jim Philips and other attack victims to throw pies at the pppppppests.

can they? :action-sm

[Big Daddy James]

no homo?
that doesnt even work here... it would be fat out of shape men kissing other fat out of shape men...

stop trying to turn me on...


car crash?

[Big Daddy James]

how about make fun of Erock and his 9 year old clothes

[Danza the Daigo]

IT's been said, but pest death matches would be cool. Someone needs to just beat the shit out of BAM and Dougout Doug.

A truly shocking thing would be to get General Bam to an employment agency.

[generoso]

Just my 2 cents for whatever is worth. Get a dunking booth dress Curse , Kev Slider, Etc. like a Big Breasted you know who just sits there and laughs...Oh and as the ball hits the target a sound byte plays "Hoo,hoo,I invented everthing , tell'em Fred".

[Danza the Daigo]

Anthony could stand in the center of a group of people, and at the sound of a bell, everyone could start coughing and vomiting on him. Not only would it be entertaining, but it would also cure him of being germophobic.

[C Kazi]

are you kidding. you know anthony is gonna roll up in a popemobile type vehicle then get into his bubble and roll backstage. He'll come out to intro acts in a hazmat suit and sip his beer through a feeding tube

[PatFromMoonachie]

IT's been said, but pest death matches would be cool. Someone needs to just beat the shit out of BAM and Dougout Doug.

A truly shocking thing would be to get General Bam to an employment agency.

Master Po showing off his deadly moves using pests as his "demonstratees" would be fun! ::hammer:

[ChoppedLiver]

Anthony could stand in the center of a group of people, and at the sound of a bell, everyone could start coughing and vomiting on him. Not only would it be entertaining, but it would also cure him of being germophobic.


Ant Bingo.

Like 'Cow Pattie Bingo'.... You follow Ant around trying to shake his hand in a roped-off area with numbered squares on the ground. The number he shits on when you actually shake his hand with your germ-filled hand will be the winner.

[SonnyForelli]

Well I see some ideas popping up, but we have to be realistic. There is allready a dunking booth. The death matches, Pooping, and having pies thrown by people that wouldent be caught dead at an O&A event are just not going to happen. I am not saying that my Coleslaw wrestleing idea among the pest is the best one so far, ummm, wait, I think I want to rewrite that last statement.

Come on, Coleslaw + Fat men + Tight white underware + Wrestleing = Very Funny to me ?

Nothing would thrill me more than stuffing Pauls pants full of coleslaw, umm, No Homo

[UnOriginal]

how about the anti-fanboy pest booth? now that's an idea I love.

[SonnyForelli]

how about the anti-fanboy pest booth? now that's an idea I love.


Arrrrrrr, ummm, arrrrrr

[Danza the Daigo]

Well I see some ideas popping up, but we have to be realistic. There is allready a dunking booth. The death matches, Come on, Coleslaw + Fat men + Tight white underware + Wrestleing = Very Funny to me ?

I guess Death Match was an incorrect term. Maybe, like Pat said, have Po just perform moves (no homo) on BAM, and other people without jobs.

Instead of coleslaw, use mayo, and have E-Rock ref it.

[XMScott]

How about a blow up, or something to make her look more real Robin Quivers.

Could use it as a punching bag, or worse, let people fuck it the ass.

[SonnyForelli]

I guess Death Match was an incorrect term. Maybe, like Pat said, have Po just perform moves (no homo) on BAM, and other people without jobs.

Instead of coleslaw, use mayo, and have E-Rock ref it.


BAM can paticipate in the Coleslaw wrestleing, its would be open for any pest that would like to participate. Of course we would have to have rules of engagement such as no grabbing another mans junk, hmmm, maybe this coleslaw thing isnt for BAM after all :action-sm

[SonnyForelli]

How about a blow up, or something to make her look more real Robin Quivers.

Could use it as a punching bag, or worse, let people fuck it the ass.

on? in? up?

[NoFilterPaul]

They should assign some people to manage the booth at each different show, and then have them submit their ideas

Remember few people will go to more than 1 show so good stuff can be repeated

I'm up for anything that entertains the fans, so lets have fun people

So will bam blow doug, or doug blow bam?

Who the fuck put bam in charge anyway 8**

[PatFromMoonachie]

Depending on what's legal, either a WOW contest or just a wet pest t-shirt contest (those white O&A wife-beaters)..maybe with super-soakers to wet them down.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

how about the anti-fanboy pest booth? now that's an idea I love.
no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy,

oh no....

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[PorchMonkey4Life]

They should assign some people to manage the booth at each different show, and then have them submit their ideas

Remember few people will go to more than 1 show so good stuff can be repeated

I'm up for anything that entertains the fans, so lets have fun people

So will bam blow doug, or doug blow bam?

Who the fuck put bam in charge anyway 8**
how about a booth where the pests can help paul come up with new jokes?

[robinquivers]

Well I see some ideas popping up, but we have to be realistic. There is allready a dunking booth. The death matches, Pooping, and having pies thrown by people that wouldent be caught dead at an O&A event are just not going to happen. I am not saying that my Coleslaw wrestleing idea among the pest is the best one so far, ummm, wait, I think I want to rewrite that last statement.

Come on, Coleslaw + Fat men + Tight white underware + Wrestleing = Very Funny to me ?

Nothing would thrill me more than stuffing Pauls pants full of coleslaw, umm, No Homo

I saw cole slaw wrestling in Daytona a couple of years ago, except it was with hot chicks and it was umm hot and ........Fat Men , tighty whities and wrestling=Very Funny. That would be a lot of cole slaw, maybe the loser has to eat a bowl of it

[PorchMonkey4Life]

maybe we can actually do the feels for meals bit...

uncle inky could probably get us some girls and you know how the bit goes....
i wonder if they would allow it...

[SonnyForelli]

I saw cole slaw wrestling in Daytona a couple of years ago, except it was with hot chicks and it was umm hot and ........Fat Men , tighty whities and wrestling=Very Funny. That would be a lot of cole slaw, maybe the loser has to eat a bowl of it

Im a fucking Biker, did you really have to remind me that the bit came from the Cabage Patch, did you really ?

[turdfrgsn]

Well I see some ideas popping up, but we have to be realistic. There is allready a dunking booth. The death matches, Pooping, and having pies thrown by people that wouldent be caught dead at an O&A event are just not going to happen. I am not saying that my Coleslaw wrestleing idea among the pest is the best one so far, ummm, wait, I think I want to rewrite that last statement.

Come on, Coleslaw + Fat men + Tight white underware + Wrestleing = Very Funny to me ?

Nothing would thrill me more than stuffing Pauls pants full of coleslaw, umm, No Homo

just as long as the sign reads "PEST'S BOOF"

[PatFromMoonachie]

How about a "Robert Reed Broth Sipping Contest"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/vollisgood/mikebrady.jpg

[PorchMonkey4Life]

How about a "Robert Reed Broth Sipping Contest"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/vollisgood/mikebrady.jpg
or a robert reed t cell slide...

[NorfCal]

we should get our own dunking booth and get a robin look-a-like


A gorilla suit would be more fitting.

I say


55 Gallon Drum Challenge!!!!

[Towelie]

how about the anti-fanboy pest booth? now that's an idea I love.

Agreed

A place where cheap merchandise wont be hocked, website wars wont be mentioned and a place where casual fans can come by with out hearing rehashed Norton lines being uttered every 10 seconds

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Agreed

A place where cheap merchandise wont be hocked, website wars wont be mentioned and a place where casual fans can come by with out hearing rehashed Norton lines being uttered every 10 seconds
yeah... i know thats such a horrible thing... someone who is a fan of a comic quoting his lines.... just awful...
because no one does that with things like movie lines... not a single person... :rolleyes:

and there will be a booth for people who hate the show... it will be called the .net booth...

[DonTheTrucker]

Howie Baseball contests!

Each venue can have a few tapes for a few selected pests to have Howie Baseball contests? Let them actually physically destroy a show that they're working on destroying on the radio?

[Towelie]

yeah... i know thats such a horrible thing... someone who is a fan of a comic quoting his lines.... just awful...
because no one does that with things like movie lines... not a single person... :rolleyes:

and there will be a booth for people who hate the show... it will be called the .net booth...


The .Net Booth, the 0PackTool booth, the people who dont starfuck and call themselves "general" booth, the people who dont shit on Patti when they themselves are horrible messes

Trust me "general" you are in the LARGE majority

Now run along back to FBA with the rest of the minority

[PorchMonkey4Life]

The .Net Booth, the 0PackTool booth, the people who dont starfuck and call themselves "general" booth, the people who dont shit on Patti when they themselves are horrible messes

Trust me "general" you are in the LARGE majority

Now run along back to FBA with the rest of the minority
awww that was mean and hurtful.... i think you secretly have a crush on me...

[Wally1985]

how about we get jim blasingame there. there will be rocks on a table and a whole bunch of sharpie markers so you can write jim's tidbits of small business information or you can write something else whitty and than you can throw the rock at that fuck face.

seriously speaking though what about some sort of karaoke? maybe have elmo singing bubba is a cunt at some point. or big a singing? just an idea.

[DonTheTrucker]

Open mic stand up so the pests can completely destroy what fragile egos the guys have?

[Towelie]

awww that was mean and hurtful.... i think you secretly have a crush on me...


Yea I sure do...I'm a big fan of zeroes

Seriously BAM I hope you realize that almost every fan of O&A thinks your a complete tool

Like it was cute at first, the whole "general" thing

But seriously bro, its gone way past cute, to violently annoying

Your racist news segment was a joke as was your "million pest march" and all the other bombs you've had that are associated with the show

You mock Stalker Patti, but shes more valuable and useful to the show then you ever will be

Seriously dude its tired

I mean for god sakes you call yourself a "general"

You are no better then the Stern zombies

[JonBenetRamsey]

just think what would howie fans do at an event and do the opposite. wait, that leaves too many options.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Yea I sure do...I'm a big fan of zeroes

Seriously BAM I hope you realize that almost every fan of O&A thinks your a complete tool

Like it was cute at first, the whole "general" thing

But seriously bro, its gone way past cute, to violently annoying

Your racist news segment was a joke as was your "million pest march" and all the other bombs you've had that are associated with the show

You mock Stalker Patti, but shes more valuable and useful to the show then you ever will be

Seriously dude its tired

I mean for god sakes you call yourself a "general"

You are no better then the Stern zombies
someone has an unhealthy obsession with me...

and just to let you know... i do it just to piss my hater off... the negative attention drive me... so thank you

[Towelie]

someone has an unhealthy obsession with me...

and just to let you know... i do it just to piss my hater off... the negative attention drive me... so thank you

Yea thats it BAM, its a total unhealthy obsession

The negative attention drives you? You must have quite the drive

Your 15 minutes of fame have long run out

At least Dugout Doug has some dignity left and NFP brings something to the show

You on the other hand are a walking joke

You tried to be a funny "racist" character and that failed, now your just starfuck away while your heroes shit on you

Thats gotta suck

[The Nazi Pope]

BAM is this booth going to be in Cleveland as well?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Yea thats it BAM, its a total unhealthy obsession

The negative attention drives you? You must have quite the drive

Your 15 minutes of fame have long run out

At least Dugout Doug has some dignity left and NFP brings something to the show

You on the other hand are a walking joke

You tried to be a funny "racist" character and that failed, now your just starfuck away while your heroes shit on you

Thats gotta suck
yup unhealthy obsession... you keep on coming back...
i never claimed to even have 15 minutes of fame... i'm just a fan who does shit for the show... never thought of myself as a character like paul, pat, big a or patty...

i just help out the show how i can and when i can... and if you dont like it tough shit... sit there and suffer...

[Flea_Man]

Jello wrestling with chicks

[Towelie]

yup unhealthy obsession... you keep on coming back...
i never claimed to even have 15 minutes of fame... i'm just a fan who does shit for the show... never thought of myself as a character like paul, pat, big a or patty...

i just help out the show how i can and when i can... and if you dont like it tough shit... sit there and suffer...

I keep coming back?

I'm pretty sure you responded first there champ

If you call that an unhealthy obsession, then I have no idea what to call your nonstop starfucking

Sit there and suffer?

I laugh at your expense everytime you fail

I mean Ant totally shit on your lousy pest booth idea...Hilarious

If you dont think of yourself as a character then why do you call yourself a "general of the O&A army"...You tried, and failed

Just give it up...You've pushed more people away from the show with your douchebaggery then you know

Thankfully O&A have gotten very far away from the pest nonsense

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I keep coming back?

I'm pretty sure you responded first there champ

If you call that an unhealthy obsession, then I have no idea what to call your nonstop starfucking

Sit there and suffer?

I laugh at your expense everytime you fail

I mean Ant totally shit on your lousy pest booth idea...Hilarious

If you dont think of yourself as a character then why do you call yourself a "general of the O&A army"...You tried, and failed

Just give it up...You've pushed more people away from the show with your douchebaggery then you know

Thankfully O&A have gotten very far away from the pest nonsense
keep obsessing over me...

and have they gotten away from the pest nonsense? i think they called for 4 attacks in the past 2 weeks... and also wanted to get a pest booth at the virus shows.... yeah... they totally dropped the pest thing...

[Flea_Man]

Towelie will be great for when the BAM roast happens.

[Towelie]

keep obsessing over me...

and have they gotten away from the pest nonsense? i think they called for 4 attacks in the past 2 weeks... and also wanted to get a pest booth at the virus shows.... yeah... they totally dropped the pest thing...

Oh my god

You are worst then the Stern Zombies

Sure they called for Pest attacks...They dropped the Walton and Johnson stuff after day 1 and havent mentioned any of the others

The new show is very-Pest Free and much better

The Pest attacks havent kept Farrell off Sirius and havent bother Howie that much either and almost blew the show up with the airhorn AOTM

Seriously man you gotta give it up...You think what you think O&A want you to think

One of the best laughs on the show is when Bill Burr just totally shit on your physical apperance

But I dont want to get into a war with you...I mean your verbal skills are second to O&A and Jimmys

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Oh my god

You are worst then the Stern Zombies

Sure they called for Pest attacked...They dropped the Walton and Johnson stuff after day 1 and havent mentioned any of the others

The new show is very-Pest Free and much better

The Pest attacks havent kept Farrell off Sirius and havent bother Howie that much either and almost blew the show up with the airhorn AOTM

Seriously man you gotta give it up...You think what you think O&A want you to think

One of the best laughs on the show is when Bill Burr just totally shit on your physical apperance

But I dont want to get into a war with you...I mean your verbal skills are second to O&A and Jimmys
and yet you keep on coming back... if you dont like the pests then go post in another thread... there are plenty of them here... and there are even a few antipest boards you can post on... why dont you check them out...

[Towelie]

and yet you keep on coming back... if you dont like the pests then go post in another thread... there are plenty of them here... and there are even a few antipest boards you can post on... why dont you check them out...

El Oh El

Is that all you've got?

You keep coming back

Yet you fail to address anything that I write

Just shoot out a rehased Norton line and get on with running FBA, your pest myspace and all the other shit that 99 percent of the fanbase has no interest in

[JonBenetRamsey]

El Oh El

Is that all you've got?

You keep coming back

Yet you fail to address anything that I write

Just shoot out a rehased Norton line and get on with running FBA, your pest myspace and all the other shit that 99 percent of the fanbase has no interest in
to be fair, i think it's maybe 96% :action-sm

[PorchMonkey4Life]

El Oh El

Is that all you've got?

You keep coming back

Yet you fail to address anything that I write

Just shoot out a rehased Norton line and get on with running FBA, your pest myspace and all the other shit that 99 percent of the fanbase has no interest in
um... i started the thread... why would i leave... i'm interested in this thread

and i'm a member here to and not going anywhere... and if you want to be honest... 99% of the listening base doesnt post on any message board or myspace... wackbag included... 31,000 members is a mere fraction of the listener base... yet it is still a very important part of the show as the pests are....

and when was the last time i quoted a jimmy line... please name it... i am calling you out here... bec that is something i rarely do... so go check my posts here, check my posts on FBA and my myspace and give me a percentage... if you are going to accuse me of just regurgitation lines then offer some proof of it...

[DJJUSTJOE]

I made a left at Http://www.foundrymusic.com .I saw a set of tits then ended up here, lol

Who are we fighting with and can I join in?








Im awake and annoyed. in the mood for a fight!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i have no clue... a good thread was taken way off topic by someone who should be posting on .net

[DJJUSTJOE]

The guys are allways saying how were not an army thats hacky we need to get rid of the o&a army stuff. and focus more on being just pest.

this shirt is the best. if it didnt say o&a army on the back
http://www.pawmedia.com/files/cache/53c248280faa8636265091f3974a0250.jpg



And the black &yellow one that just says pest.

[DJJUSTJOE]

1. sorry i post stuff you have to mod some times. I get high alot.


2. get my space IM werks just like AIM only all your myspace frinds are on it rediculas.





peace niggas

[PorchMonkey4Life]

The guys are allways saying how were not an army thats hacky we need to get rid of the o&a army stuff. and focus more on being just pest.

this shirt is the best. if it didnt say o&a army on the back
http://www.pawmedia.com/files/cache/53c248280faa8636265091f3974a0250.jpg



And the black &yellow one that just says pest.
new designs are easy to come up with... we can always adjust and change things...

but as ant said this should be more then just pest gear... we just gotta figure out what it will be...

the way it seems we will have room for one good thing and then probably a table for the pest stuff.. so we gotta figure out what that one good thing will be...

so far the suggestions have been good... but not great... we need something that will be real noticable...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

1. sorry i post stuff you have to mod some times. I get high alot.


2. get my space IM werks just like AIM only all your myspace frinds are on it rediculas.





peace niggas
huh?

[DJJUSTJOE]

I post stuff in photoshop all the time and someone has to hide them like on post #28 of jimmys first birthday pic. lol


and go to my myspace page and click on the link for myspace IM. right under the FBA link and download myspaceIM its awsome. contact with all your myspace friends. Its just like AOL AIM.


I think Eric logan should offer up some prizes for the pest booth and do a ticket stub lottery you pick up prizes on the way out get them to announce winners from the stage let twitchels and big a do it like the news live imagine 8000 people yelling jump!



naghhhhhhhh

[Towelie]

um... i started the thread... why would i leave... i'm interested in this thread

and i'm a member here to and not going anywhere... and if you want to be honest... 99% of the listening base doesnt post on any message board or myspace... wackbag included... 31,000 members is a mere fraction of the listener base... yet it is still a very important part of the show as the pests are....

and when was the last time i quoted a jimmy line... please name it... i am calling you out here... bec that is something i rarely do... so go check my posts here, check my posts on FBA and my myspace and give me a percentage... if you are going to accuse me of just regurgitation lines then offer some proof of it...

Its going to be hard to shuffle through 20,000 posts

And dont fucking deny every saying someone should "die of AIDS" or using a Did Ya?

Because posted or not, I'm sure you did

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Its going to be hard to shuffle through 20,000 posts

And dont fucking deny every saying someone should "die of AIDS" or using a Did Ya?

Because posted or not, I'm sure you did
first off... way to come back and take the thread off topic again...

second... i never said i dont ever say those things... i just dont do that in most of my posts...

and even if i did whats whats wrong with that? as i said in my first post people quote movie lines all the time... they quote song lyrics... some people quote comics they enjoy...

and no i dont go around all day saying those things...

now can we please just end this pointless banter and let this thread get back on topic?

[Towelie]

first off... way to come back and take the thread off topic again...

second... i never said i dont ever say those things... i just dont do that in most of my posts...

and even if i did whats whats wrong with that? as i said in my first post people quote movie lines all the time... they quote song lyrics... some people quote comics they enjoy...

and no i dont go around all day saying those things...

now can we please just end this pointless banter and let this thread get back on topic?

Way to get defensive

Just take it to FBA

All the Pest nonsense is pretty much centered there and PalTalk

Ant already smashed you here

If you and Doug are in charge of this booth...I dont know if you are or have just appointed yourself in charge then its better served to be put over there

[DJJUSTJOE]

What happend to the dick jokes people come on now


hey whats anthonys screen name here?

[robinquivers]

Im a fucking Biker, did you really have to remind me that the bit came from the Cabage Patch, did you really ?
I'm glad you told me the name of the place, I was trying to remember, but the day I spent there I was a little drunk.

Just trying to support the idea:action-sm

[PatFromMoonachie]

Way to get defensive

Just take it to FBA

All the Pest nonsense is pretty much centered there and PalTalk

Ant already smashed you here

If you and Doug are in charge of this booth...I dont know if you are or have just appointed yourself in charge then its better served to be put over there
Towelie,

We're ALL just fans of the show, Bam and Doug (The "Generals") do alot for the show logistically and facilitate many things and the boys support that (with an ocasional tooling on!), so it should be supported here too.
I don't believe in sub-dividing the fans, Opie refers to all the fans as "Pests" and so do I, only a few people have tried to associate that term with the bad things that have happened (air horns, stink bombs, etc.) or a younger fan who'll use a "Crinkle! Crinkle!" or a "You stink" a bit too much, I don't see the big deal with that...."O&A PARTY ROCK!" :action-sm

[turdfrgsn]

now can we please just end this pointless banter and let this thread get back on topic?

ok
this doesn't have to be the entirety of the booth, it could maybe be part of it
but how about a virtual pest attack?
set up a mock dj booth and phone bank
people can come in--2 at a time or by themselves & play shock jock--we can even get one of the female pests to be the hole
we script out some dialogue for the guest shock jocks to read (or hell, we could simply lift dialogue verbatim from past successful attacks)
then in the middle of it, they start getting phone calls by the pests--all played over a loudspeaker so people can hear what's going on
then, people can rank the attacks
or something
you could go alotta ways w/this
but a virtual pest attack might be interesting
hell, maybe the b-b-b-b-boys could come by and act like jocks on the receiving end

anyhoot, just my two cents

oh, and spell it "pest's boof"
ty :icon_mrgr

[Turfmower]

Have punching bags set up with Enemies of the Show faces painted on them.

[wackbagette]

Since NFP in his ever-delicate way said to me once, "Holy christ you look like fucking Blaze Angel", I could volunteer for a "Dunk the Hole" booth. Just give me a month to grow out my eyebrows and I'll paint on a mustache for good measure :)

Paul also said hubby looked like Big A but my honey isn't the attention whore I can be. Anyway, I don't mind bearing a few yuks if it'll help pestdom and give people a chuckle so let me know what I can do to help.

[C Kazi]

wow. how ruined did this thread get from towellie and BAM going back and forth at each other.

[PatFromMoonachie]

Since NFP in his ever-delicate way said to me once, "Holy christ you look like fucking Blaze Angel", I could volunteer for a "Dunk the Hole" booth. Just give me a month to grow out my eyebrows and I'll paint on a mustache for good measure :)

Paul also said hubby looked like Big A but my honey isn't the attention whore I can be. Anyway, I don't mind bearing a few yuks if it'll help pestdom and give people a chuckle so let me know what I can do to help.
GREAT IDEA! :clap:
That would be VERY funny!..."Aww, c'mon guyyys!"....KERSPLASHHHH!

[happytypinggirl]

My old idea I'm always kicking around and telling anyone who will listen is the "Angry Enemas" stunt. The contest could be a round-by-round survival of the fittest angry enemas. With let's say, 5 contestants. The first round would be a relatively simple enema, like listerine. The second round would be more painful, like say, gasoline. And so on. Whoever is the last man standing after X amount of rounds wins some pest gear.

Here's the kicker: after each round the contestant has to take a pill that will induce vomiting, take a shot of tequila, a shot of vodka, and eat a hot dog. You are not allowed to puke.

First- I do not have a single real idea here, but I'm hoping my half assed thougths and ramblings will inspire one of you to come up with something good.

I think the PEST booth has to be PEST themed-- not about WOWing or just random stunts with fans; at least SOMETHING should tie into being a PEST and going on attacks.

I love the idea of a survival of the fittest contest and being fear-factor esque. Basically, TEST your ability to be PEST, in a humiliating and freak-show-esque manner.

I dunno if we want to duplicate the dunk booth that is already being done elsewhere. Letting people take out their anger against the enemies of the show in some way other than dunking, would be fantastic. Some kind of paintball or firing range if it can be done, or throwing things at generals is a great idea. There is always the ole pie in the face (ugh that old gag?)? But anytime there is a hacky idea, there is a way to turn it around and make it O&A. So think pie in the face on acid? I'm sure one of you can work with that.

I don't know what kind of budgets are involved here-- dunno if there is cash from the show at all- but steal some challege ideas from the GLADIATOR show, like knocking the high profile pests/generals off platforms with those giant paddles, and the loser gets knocked into something disgusting. Dead bugs? Dead bugs covered in honey?

Since this is a freak show, lets make the most out of the fact that there ARE some fans who HATE HATE HATE the pests and the generals. Give them a chance to smash the Pests. (no, no giant flys swatters) The booth should capitalize on everything people hate about pests-- that all pests are annoying and irritating and in your face, and never know when to shut up. Show off the passion of the pests that Opie always talks about [passion of the pests eh? would BAM in his dockers on a crucifix be going to far?] BAM, DOUG, PAUL and SONNY with BULLHORNS will attract a lot of attention here. And these are our four hardest core pests. Am I forgetting anyone? Would psycho mark be up for being involved?

And the shape of the BOOF (yes, it is a PEST BOOF) should definately be an Octagon if that's at all possible. And what can we do to incorporate the images of our primary enemies- Howie, Bubba, Mancow, Mantown, etc? Everything I thought of is too hacky to even write down.

And towlie and bam-- start another thread, you're scaring everyone off. Anyone who thinks the PESTS are dead has obviously not listened to the show much this week, go read the recap and check out how many pest attacks were called for. If the PESTS weren't recognized by the show, there would be no pest booth-- plain and simple.

But hopefully, in addition to all the great ideas you all are coming up with, selling army gear and taking names for future missions can still be a small part of the booth too. That's all I got for now. Someone run with it please?

[HumpX]

I think the best bet is to get people together in a real-time text private chat room and have some kind of facilitator/leader (Happy typing girl?) to give this some kind of direction. Trying to hash it out on the board like this isn't the most efficient use of time.

just a thought.....

[happytypinggirl]

I think the best bet is to get people together in a real-time text private chat room just a thought.....

Wow, where would we come up with something like that? You mean like paltalk? :icon_mrgr

We can do both. :icon_cool

[paintersradio]

Howz about a GLORY HOLE???

[DoughBoy]

I agree that the PEST booth should be PEST related.

How about employing PEST tactics?

Perhaps employing the old hack comedy club bit. Have the people running the pest booth (and anyone else who would like to join in) be 'for hire' to be PESTS FOR A DAY on people... broadcast over a loudspeaker, of course.

Nothing like walking through the village and hearing Grandma answer the phone and having some pest ask if she's into anal to get some attention.

[PatFromMoonachie]

Howz about a GLORY HOLE???

Hold a "Gov. McGreevy Glory-Hole Hot Dog Eating Contest" :rolleyes:

[chauncegardener]

No matter what happens in the boof, I think that Bam, Pat, and Big A should be shirtless the whole time. I want to see bologna tits and bellies flopping in the breeze. It would be disgusting and hilarious at the same time.

[Hoagie]

I'm not sure about the legalities and such but I would like to take a little area to sell body shots with the proceeds going to a really worthwhile cause, the SaveOAVirus fund (coming soon). I know the body shots can be done and some girls from local strip clubs can probably be arranged. It's the shots that might be a problem.

[Cromwell]

No matter what happens in the boof, I think that Bam, Pat, and Big A should be shirtless the whole time. I want to see bologna tits and bellies flopping in the breeze. It would be disgusting and hilarious at the same time.
:icon_mrgr :clap:

[Stedman]

the proceeds going to a really worthwhile cause, the SaveOAVirus fund (coming soon).

i really dont like the way that sounds, if push comes to shove there keep my informed, i'm a re-seller and could set up a hellacious discount for oavirus.com

[Hoagie]

Hopefully that won't be necessary.

[dave_dickless]

i dont know if this was said but we should try to cure twitchels from his tourettes.

[dave_dickless]

or how about we have anthony walk in and everyone shake his hand all the way through and see what he does at the end. i say he sells his hand or throws it out.

[HumpX]

Female slap contest. The ones where attractive chicks stand in place and take turns walloping each other with an open hand. It satisfies a couple of pest-like expectations:

1.) vaguely twisted sexual deviance
2.) controlled violence

eh? eh?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

No matter what happens in the boof, I think that Bam, Pat, and Big A should be shirtless the whole time. I want to see bologna tits and bellies flopping in the breeze. It would be disgusting and hilarious at the same time.
i will not be shirtless... that would be against some type of obscenity law...

can someone go through all the bullshit and jokes in this thread and make a list of the legal ideas we have come up with?

[DoughBoy]

i will not be shirtless... that would be against some type of obscenity law...

can someone go through all the bullshit and jokes in this thread and make a list of the legal ideas we have come up with?

Did you like my suggestion, pumpkin?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Did you like my suggestion, pumpkin?
yes... but we would have to make sure we have some real assholes lined up to make those phone calls..

[DoughBoy]

yes... but we would have to make sure we have some real assholes lined up to make those phone calls..

You did say this was going to be at the O&A event, right? I don't think that will be a problem.

[chauncegardener]

i will not be shirtless... that would be against some type of obscenity law...

can someone go through all the bullshit and jokes in this thread and make a list of the legal ideas we have come up with?


Aww, come on dude. I think having you three shirtless fits what WBL was looking for. Do it for the show..... It'll crack us up and be a spectacle.

Bam, Pat, and Big A shirtless. Maybe NFP too.

Bologna Tittiepalooza!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Aww, come on dude. I think having you three shirtless fits what WBL was looking for. Do it for the show..... It'll crack us up and be a spectacle.

Bam, Pat, and Big A shirtless. Maybe NFP too.

Bologna Tittiepalooza!!
some of those people will be in the petting zoo

[Suicidebree]

Just Lady Di and Paul talking to one another over a PA. Nothing could be more telling about the pests, shear annoyance.

[cokelogic]

Many people have music projects. I've seen Khem and my self whore out our CDs. Maybe get people together and make a CD sampler to give out: A Pest Compilation of music. I have zero money for production costs, but I could do the art work and a submit a song or two.

If enough people are down, this could be a good thing. Maybe submit a parody or bit that never got aired for the sampler. who knows, discuss. And them PM me when it's all sorted out.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

ha, maybe we can actually get Lady Di involved and make her do sick shit for money.

[Fruit Monkey]

Live sex shows. Yea thats it!

[Flea_Man]

Live sex shows. Yea thats it!

agreed

[NoFilterPaul]

agreed

Like the one at RCS?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Like the one at RCS?
owch... that has to hurt flea...

[MyMomsBox]

high school cheerleading squad...

[Suicidebree]

Got some pretty good practical ideas:

1. The Ladi Di shopping cart can guessing game. Much like the jellybean in the jar game only the pesst coutn how many cans Lady Di has in a shopping cart. Winner gets some sort of big autographed item.

2. The Tippy Tom Jukebox. Every time the pests donate ten dollars to Tippy Tom he will sing a song on a little stage. Karaoke or something of the sorts.

3. The Pal talk display. Just some material on pal talk and couple cams set up. Sure thats already been suggested.

4. The Pat from moonachie hot dog challenege. Eating contest. Probably suggested maybe even on the show it came up. Fuck you the first two seemed original.

What ya think Bam or Doug, whoever is running this mess?

[SonnyForelli]

No matter what happens in the boof, I think that Bam, Pat, and Big A should be shirtless the whole time. I want to see bologna tits and bellies flopping in the breeze. It would be disgusting and hilarious at the same time.


Just A Reminder of my idea that has been pushed back in the jet stream of BAM/Towelie saga, COLESLAW Pest wrestleing in tighty whity's on. I still think thats the best and most original so far, and its sooo pest like too :icon_mrgr

[SonnyForelli]

i dont know if this was said but we should try to cure twitchels from his tourettes.

All you have to do is smoke some killer weed with him, that will cure him for a few

[SonnyForelli]

i will not be shirtless... that would be against some type of obscenity law...

can someone go through all the bullshit and jokes in this thread and make a list of the legal ideas we have come up with?

1. Pest Coleslaw Wrestlemania!

Lets face it, since its not real fighting and just an "exibition" of two or more consenting adults, whats the men in blue got to say about that.

heres my points,

1. Its original, pie's in the face, dunking booths, its going to be done in other areas.

2. Anyone who wants to join is welcome to share the humility

3. Its not un-realistic and it doesnt involve getting certain people like stars or enemys of the show presant.

4. Coleslaw mix and vegtable oil, a large tarp, a wrestleing mat, and sand bags is all we need for this. Tighty Whity's provided sepratly

5. Pest being almost nakid playing in very messy oily coleslaw for the entertaiment of others = Very Funny.

6 Lets face it, instead of BAM and Towelie going at it on the message board, wouldent you like to see them settle there diferences wresle it out in tighty whity's in really messy coleslaw

[Flea_Man]

Paul is mean and hurtful. I can't wait to throw shit at him when he's in the petting zoo.



How about something as simple as hooking up an Xbox 360, a tv, and getting something like Halo going?

[Dugout Doug]

Ok, I have been in contact with those who we need to clear everything through, the only thing that is solid so far is, NO HOCKING ANYTHING.

So those put a stop to those stupid fucking Wackbag Robes, you cant do anything with them. ;)

Anyway, lets get the best of the best ideas up from here, and FBA, and come up with something.

I suggest agreeing on this sometime soon, since time really isn't that long.

God bless.

[DonTheTrucker]

Pie throwing stand where we can throw pies at a tranny dressed like Howard?

[DrGonzoPA]

A ring the bell game like this
http://www.picnicpeoplesandiego.com/imagefiles/Game2_1.jpg
except fashion the part you hit with the mallet into a pregnant womans belly and the piece that goes up to ring the bell can be a baby. Could label the bell a 'miscarriage', and the different levels going up like gimp, waterhead, and so on.

[NorfCal]

A ring the bell game like this
http://www.picnicpeoplesandiego.com/imagefiles/Game2_1.jpg
except fashion the part you hit with the mallet into a pregnant womans belly and the piece that goes up to ring the bell can be a baby. Could label the bell a 'miscarriage', and the different levels going up like gimp, waterhead, and so on.

:clap: :clap:

[NorfCal]

Pie throwing stand where we can throw pies at a tranny dressed like Howard?

Fuck Howard and leave him out of this.

[Chuckyarla]

I think we need part of it to be pest oriented, not just some other antics. Unless we use some pest type terms. There are a couple of thoughts I have.

1) carrying out an attack. possibly via cell phones.

2) clearly have a fun / interesting activity with pest oriented terminology. I wonder if there is some sort of pest outfit people can get in to and then attack a target. Here is one, pest costume with stinger attqached. try to hit the target (Stern, phillips, etc, with the pests stinger.

[Chester'sLiver]

They already having a dunking booth with that clown guy, but the pests should switch in a woman dressed as a pregnant Laci Peterson holding an anchor. Call it "Dunk-a-Burden."

[NORTONnFRIENDS]

Tryn to get one together here in Cleveland. Needing ideas and help let me know.

[MilitantRabbit]

How about a series of signs pointing Stern fans to a dumpster, which bears the sign "How Stern treats his fans".

[pointblankJ9]

I like the idea of silly carnival type games with a show twist...we can have o&A swag as prizes...for example:

Fishing for lil connor (a kiddie pool and dolls)
A balloon blowing up contest which basically has a few life size cutouts of Lil Jimmy with the balloon part in his crotch - get on your knees and first to pop wins.
beat up the hole - a punch dummy which taunts you with inane irritating sound effects
etc...

[Chester'sLiver]

How about instead of an egg toss you have a stewed tomatoe toss and call it "Fetus Hurdling"?

[Skeet Slambone]

I think you guys need a tad bit of clarification on what we're looking for as far as the Pest Booth goes. Don't get me wrong. We want YOU GUYS to come up with the concept for the booth and make it work but your kinda on the wrong track.

We'd like something where, as people walk by, they see what's going on at the Pest Booth and go "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE!!! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SICK BASTARDS!!!" Or something to that effect. Selling shirts or dog tags or raffling off shit for a buck ain't turning anyones head. The "Village" area is supposed to be entertaining to the fans that show up. You've got to come up with something that the fans are going to want to see. This ain't a fucking convention! It's a freak show.

Be creative and think about what O&A fans would like to see with a little pest twist to it.

Thank You,
The Management

What the fuck was that booth called at the Asbury Park road show? I remember being drunk to the point of passing out when suddenly, seeing a girl eat another girls ass in a confined space hit me like smelling salt.

[Dugout Doug]

Ok, I have a dialog going with CSK about the pest booth, and let me tell you, we can not sell ANYTHING.

Now, BAM had an idea that would fall into Anthony's realm of HOLY SHIT.

Let me put it out there.

BAM wants the Andrea Yates Challenge.

We get 4 tubs of water, and 5 slippery balls, or something slippery and filled with air. We have a competition for prizes to see who can hold the 5 objects under water for 1 minute.

Its simple, its fun, it is old school boardwalk type shit.

Along with that, I thought we could get some TV's up there wth DVD players, and have the pests submit propaganda videos to be played, OVER THE TOP SHIT, FUNNY shit, to promote the pests.

Please give us something here, time is short.

[Bunny™]

Not tasteless enough

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Along with that, I thought we could get some TV's up there wth DVD players, and have the pests submit propaganda videos to be played, OVER THE TOP SHIT, FUNNY shit, to promote the pests.

ha, i can see it now. Ant giving a speech in German, then Pest troops goose-stepping and giant mosquitoes flying overhead as Rammstein's Du Hast plays. funny and kick-ass at the same time. i remember seeing a video somewhere on Wackbag that had Nazi troops cheering as O&A got on stage. if someone can find that, we could use that too.

[brancle1177]

How about the Hurricane Katrina booth. You get 4 people lined up holding all kinds of stuff that would have been looted in New Orleans (beer bottles, cigarette cartons, dvd players ect) then the pests hit them with shooting water, cajun food, debris, seaweed, ect. Who ever holds onto the most looted stuff wins some prize.

[brancle1177]

Or a Live like Tippy Tom display. We buy Tippy Tom new clothes, then we take his old clothes and have people put them on and sit on a pile of garbage while Opie says "Ha Ha your homeless"

[IBcynical]

Ok, I'll try one that I think is actually feasible and fits into what I think Ant might be looking for.
Instead of bobbing for apples, fill up the large bucket with stewed tomatoes, throw some small plastic babies in there (I'm sure you can find them at WalMart) and have people bob in Mommy's mess. You can # the different babies and depending on which one you pull out, you get a certain prize.
Just a thought. Would make me want to stop at a booth.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Ok, I'll try one that I think is actually feasible and fits into what I think Ant might be looking for.
Instead of bobbing for apples, fill up the large bucket with stewed tomatoes, throw some small plastic babies in there (I'm sure you can find them at WalMart) and have people bob in Mommy's mess. You can # the different babies and depending on which one you pull out, you get a certain prize.
Just a thought. Would make me want to stop at a booth.

ha, that sounds like a sick idea. everyone will walk away with McDonald Mouth. i like it! :clap:

[Dugout Doug]

Ok there are a few good ideas, but we need to get this going, I cant stress this enough.

Lets remember to keep this realistic too, I see Tippy Tom things here, but if you are not personally willing to drive him to Cleveland, or mass, then don't suggest it. :)

Lets get a few things that are realistic, that CAN be done, and get it out there, this all has to be approved.

[RMPGP]

Ok, I have a dialog going with CSK about the pest booth, and let me tell you, we can not sell ANYTHING.

Now, BAM had an idea that would fall into Anthony's realm of HOLY SHIT.

Let me put it out there.

BAM wants the Andrea Yates Challenge.

We get 4 tubs of water, and 5 slippery balls, or something slippery and filled with air. We have a competition for prizes to see who can hold the 5 objects under water for 1 minute.

Its simple, its fun, it is old school boardwalk type shit.

Along with that, I thought we could get some TV's up there wth DVD players, and have the pests submit propaganda videos to be played, OVER THE TOP SHIT, FUNNY shit, to promote the pests.

Please give us something here, time is short.

This bit will be better if it's not slippery balls, but slippery & realistic baby dolls. Also it must be a chicks only contest and the proper attire is a white t-shirt (no bra).

You can't sell anything but what about a tipper jar.

[RMPGP]

How about the simple & effective jello/pudding/whatever wresting? Have it going all morning with a tournament style bracket and the winner gets something cool. Chicks only.

[Dugout Doug]

we gotta watch for things people can get hurt doing, sueing the venue is something they will be watching out for. The venues have to approve what we do.

Also came up with this for the fellas...

Duffle bag, fill it with a few sand bags for weight. Wrap it in a tarp, duct tape it.

Have the fella stand in an inflatable pool boat, with a shuffle board type scoring system outside of it. Give the weighted tarp the ol' heave ho.

We call it, The Laci Toss.

[RMPGP]

Bring some legal waivers for anything that has participation.

[pointblankJ9]

Here are some more ideas...

"pregnant lady pinata"? You could fill it with little red beanbags and red glitter so when it breaks, it looks like blood spurting...

squirt guns filled with some milky substance aimed at a target...outer circles are assorted diseases...bullseye gets a prize?


How about cherry darts with fake asses? We could use those fake butts they sell for halloween costumes. I know that sounds stupid, but I don't know if the venue would approve real cherry darts.

Also, some sort of wiffle bat challenge...again, not with a real chick, but something where you push the bat as hard as you can into a fake woman and whoever goes furthest without rupturing something (have a condomn filled with jello inside) wins a prize.

find the booger in the couch

break stalker patti's cherry - a dart board

get a hickey from a whore (get some whores to give hickeys for a buck)




I read this over and wonder why I have so few female friends.

[Chester'sLiver]

How about an "Abortion Eating Contest"? The abortions being like grapes in red jellow cubes.

[Dugout Doug]

Ok, again, and thanks for actually stepping up the suggestions, but this has to be something that is fairly cheap, easy to do, and will be venue approved.

and not being an ass to Chesters liver, but who in each city is going to make jello squares with grapes in them? Who is carting a couch from venue to venue? Darts are a no no, and pay for kisses are a no no too.

Pointblank had some funny ideas, BUT, where do you find a preg pinata? who is going to clean up after it?

Know what I mean? We got to have it at all the shows, and make it something that is easy to set up, and run, and cheap, and venue approved, and safe, and fun, and funny....

See what I mean?

Right now we are looking at the Yates Challenge, the Laci toss, and the Glory Hole Hot Dog eating contest.

Anyone have feelings on these? Anything else to suggest???

The ideas have to come from my angle, if you were setting this up, is it something YOU could pull off and make sure got done? I am only going to the 2 jersey shows.

[LAX]

I think the glory hole hot dog eating contest is fuckin funny, but might be hard to find some gentleman to participate...The yates and laci things sound interesting but what are the logistics behind them.

[pointblankJ9]

Doug - PM me for my phone number. I can make the pregnant pinatas, they won't me more than something to sweep up - it's just red confetti and beanbags. you can have a tarp or something plastic underneath to catch most of it.

I know where I can buy fake asses for less than 10 bucks a pop, so cherry darts wouldn't be a problem.

You can get all sorts of stupid bachelor/bachelorette party type junk online (cock and tit shaped balloons, etc) it's just a matter of using your brain to make it sick and twisted.

I found fake torsos (chest and stomach) for like 10 bucks. You could buy fake shit and have a log toss.

Call me - I can make alot of these things work. I live for stupid shit like this.

mousetrap fishing done at a safe distance? Put a prize in with some mousetraps and have people try to get the prize without setting off a trap.

How about a pest just sitting there dressed like a fortune teller giving people tender sentiments?

[JonBenetRamsey]

has anyone posted the marshmallow drop yet?

[DJJUSTJOE]

Let the local photoshoppers sell t-Shirts with their photo shops on them.


http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9341/shirtofmonthhell072406bb2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Let the local photoshoppers sell t-Shirts with their photo shops on them.


http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9341/shirtofmonthhell072406bb2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ok, I have been in contact with those who we need to clear everything through, the only thing that is solid so far is, NO HOCKING ANYTHING.

just a friendly reminder. :action-sm

[DJJUSTJOE]

no hocking... that stinks



can i sell shirts in the parking lot?

[Jonny_Thunder]

Ok, again, and thanks for actually stepping up the suggestions, but this has to be something that is fairly cheap, easy to do, and will be venue approved.

and not being an ass to Chesters liver, but who in each city is going to make jello squares with grapes in them? Who is carting a couch from venue to venue? Darts are a no no, and pay for kisses are a no no too.

Pointblank had some funny ideas, BUT, where do you find a preg pinata? who is going to clean up after it?

Know what I mean? We got to have it at all the shows, and make it something that is easy to set up, and run, and cheap, and venue approved, and safe, and fun, and funny....

See what I mean?

Right now we are looking at the Yates Challenge, the Laci toss, and the Glory Hole Hot Dog eating contest.

Anyone have feelings on these? Anything else to suggest???

The ideas have to come from my angle, if you were setting this up, is it something YOU could pull off and make sure got done? I am only going to the 2 jersey shows.

Didnt read the whole thread, but is anyone opposed to a simple dunking booth? Mabe someone that most pests dislike in it, like Frenchy or No Filter Paul. Mabe someone that everyone likes, like good Ol' Pat from Moonachie. Im just sayin...

[mendozathejew]

instead of a raffle for pert gear... maybe we raffle off the banners from the attacks... that would be a cool prize...


remember... this doesnt have to be all about pest fund raising... it can just be for fun too...

raffle for merchandise is definitely a good idea. maybe a raffle like guess how many marbles are in a jar.

only difference is you show a photo of gay celebrities and they have to guess how many T-cells they have left.

its still just a stupid raffle, but now its offensive and inappropriate

[Sevenyars]

How about a "sex for sam" race for your job. 10 contestants stand at the start line with their pants around their ankle's. At the slamming of two bibles together the race starts. The first one to the finish keeps their job

[Elmo]

Hey pests. Thought I'd jump in about the "NO HOCKING" issue to clarify it.

Venues make a ton of money off the acts performing there. They take a large percentage of gross sales and can set minimum sales prices for the merch (in this case $25 for tees), and so on. They even exact decent sized percentage fees for credit card sales. It's a huge cash cow for them, because they get their cut without really doing anything.

I'm handling the merchandising of the official 'Traveling Virus' shirts, so I have contracts with the venues and promoters. I also have to deal with on-site issues if they arise, etc. The reason you can't sell anything is simply because the venues want their huge cut of gross. They have security on hand specifically to look out for 'bootleg' merchandise.

I know this is pretty straight forward and logical, but I wanted to explain it anyway.

If you want to check out the two designs, go to my myspace page here:
http://www.myspace.com/brotherelmo
Input is always welcome.

You can also order all O & A shirts here:
http://www.myradiostore.us/apparel/misc-apparel/

See you at Riley's!!

--elm

[ProfessorAnt]

My idea is cheap and easy and could involve comedians and members of the show, but does not hinge on anyone in particular getting involved. To do this you would need a PA system or a mic and speakers and a video camera would be cool but not necessary if the venue doesn't allow it.

The booth would be used as "Tell Your Own Aristocrat's Joke." The criteria would be that you get a predetermined amount of time (3-4 minutes is more than enough for most hacks) and have to start with the guy walking into a talent agent's office and end with "What do you call this act?" ... "The Aristocrats."

This can be improved if there is a person who could always play the role of the talent scout and if there are comedians or O&A themselves would get involved. Think of how much fun it would be to get a crowd of 100 people listening to someone tell the dirtiest joke ever told and everyone hits the punchline.

THE ARISTOCRATS

There would probably need to be a moderator and with enough time to prepare there could be a pre-determined setlist of "comedians." I know there are funny fuckers here and from PalTalk, FBA, WOWfans, .Net, CringeHumor and elsewhere. This would give the P*E*S*T*S a chance to show their creativity and its a crowd pleaser.

As I thought of this I pictured Norton coming out to the crowd to give the final performance with as much time as he needs to make it great and everyone howling on the way to their seats for the start of the Virus Show! I think it fits the criteria and even if the PA system is too much this could be done for a smaller crowd at the booth just for shits and giggles.

[PatFromMoonachie]

Didnt read the whole thread, but is anyone opposed to a simple dunking booth? Mabe someone that most pests dislike in it, like Frenchy or No Filter Paul. Mabe someone that everyone likes, like good Ol' Pat from Moonachie. Im just sayin...
I think THAT idea's "ALL WET"!:rolleyes:..hrmpf, err, meh!

[Elmo]

how do we get a hold of Stickers?

Ziggy's people will be handing some stickers out after the show. The venue won't let us hand them out on the way in, because they're afraid the pests will become 'slap happy' and stick them everywhere!!

If you want to check out the two 'Traveling Virus' t-shirt designs, go to my myspace page here:
http://www.myspace.com/brotherelmo
Input is always welcome.

You can also order all O & A shirts here:
http://www.myradiostore.us/apparel/misc-apparel/

See you at Riley's!!

--elm

[HummerTuesdays]

Elmo, just a couple questions about the shirts...

Will they be available in Baby Doll T's? ;)
Will the Cleveland, OH date be added to them, or were they printed up before that date was confirmed?

Thanks!

[Elmo]

Elmo, just a couple questions about the shirts...

Will they be available in Baby Doll T's? ;)
Will the Cleveland, OH date be added to them, or were they printed up before that date was confirmed?

Thanks!


Oof!! Sizing is the biggest secondary issue in this merchandising world. We have to stick to basic sizes--small to XL--for many reasons. There are no baby dolls, but at MyRadioStore there is a small amount of women's sizes available.

For these events we will have 2XL and 3XL at the venues, too. We know how o and a pests are 'big' fans.

The Cleveland date is being added to the next print run.

--Elmo
http://www.myspace.com/brotherelmo

[PatFromMoonachie]

Elmo, just a couple questions about the shirts...

Will they be available in Baby Doll T's? ;)
Will the Cleveland, OH date be added to them, or were they printed up before that date was confirmed?

Thanks!
So cute...and soooo tiny!:action-sm

... "big O&A fans." :action-sm

big O&A fans = FAT FUCKS :action-sm

[HummerTuesdays]

For these events we will have 2XL and 3XL at the venues, too. We know how o and a pests are 'big' fans.

The Cleveland date is being added to the next print run.

--Elmo
http://www.myspace.com/brotherelmo


First, you know it wouldn't be a successful run if I wasn't harassing you about VERY small sizes. BTW, I have the "Virus" shirt in a women's small..makes a nice beach cover up.

Second, with each new shirt, in larger & larger sizes, makes me wonder about what you'd prefer to see. A bunch of hot O&A female fans in your designs, or a bunch of "big O&A fans." :action-sm

[Elmo]

First, you know it wouldn't be a successful run if I wasn't harassing you about VERY small sizes. BTW, I have the "Virus" shirt in a women's small..makes a nice beach cover up.

Second, with each new shirt, in larger & larger sizes, makes me wonder about what you'd prefer to see. A bunch of hot O&A female fans in your designs, or a bunch of "big O&A fans." :action-sm


I like pussy. Hope that answers your question.

--elm

[elphantasmo81]

My jug band, Wahoo Skiffle Crazies (http://www.wahooband.com), will be playing in The Village at the PNC show. Hope to see some of you Wackbaggers!

[da test]

anything involving boobies

[Premarital Sex]

I thought those pests in the petting zoo and by the games were pretty faggy.

[Tax Kuntz]

I thought those pests in the petting zoo and by the games were pretty faggy.

So that means you liked it, huh?:action-sm

[LastDeadMouse]

Like I said in the reflections post, the pest booth was a fun easy way to get free O and A merch that would normally cost $20+ online. My girl and I got a Jimmy Day shirt and and O and A tank top for free just for holding some beach balls under water. Good deal in my book.

[Premarital Sex]

So that means you liked it, huh?:action-sm
I was in it...

The drunker I got, the more ridiculous the whole thing seemed... which made it more acceptable. We're supposed to be asses, that's what the pests are.

[NoFilterPaul]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/176865_worc%20020.jpg

[notmikeh]

Why not something like $1 raffel tickets that will go towards free pest merchandise, and the profit go into the "pest" fund
I like that idea

[NoFilterPaul]

I like that idea

as stated before, no ca$h can be collected or items sold

[av8r]

First, you know it wouldn't be a successful run if I wasn't harassing you about VERY small sizes. BTW, I have the "Virus" shirt in a women's small..makes a nice beach cover up.

Second, with each new shirt, in larger & larger sizes, makes me wonder about what you'd prefer to see. A bunch of hot O&A female fans in your designs, or a bunch of "big O&A fans." :action-sm


We get it, you know Elmo. Lots of people do, you just want everyone to know it. :rolleyes:

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/176865_worc%20020.jpg

BAM is always carrying a purse.

And yeah, the idea behind the booth was to have fun, be asses, and give out free shit.

I hear we did alright.

[SonnyForelli]

So, I guess no one liked the petting zoo. I really think we sould really try the Cole Slaw Wrestleing with tighty whitys bit. I really think that would be really entertaining for all.

[Tax Kuntz]

We need more booths at the next show.

[PatFromMoonachie]

We get it, you know Elmo. Lots of people do, you just want everyone to know it. :rolleyes:
Be Nice! (just a suggestion!:action-sm )



The Petting Zoo was just an area for fans to see some of the characters of the show (after a while, you run out of "Hay" material!), I think there should be a sign explaining who we were for the casual listeners...although, I loved the people with the "WTF" look on their faces!:icon_eek:

[Tax Kuntz]

I loved the people with the "WTF" look on their faces!:icon_eek:

But Pat, don't you get that everyday?
:icon_lol:

[elphantasmo81]

Hey all, this is Gabe from the Wahoo Skiffle Crazies (http://www.wahooband.com).

We will be performing in The Village at the PNC and Camden shows...

[happytypinggirl]

Be Nice! (just a suggestion!:action-sm )



The Petting Zoo was just an area for fans to see some of the characters of the show (after a while, you run out of "Hay" material!), I think there should be a sign explaining who we were for the casual listeners...although, I loved the people with the "WTF" look on their faces!:icon_eek:


I loved the pest booth. I think the signs are a GREAT idea, just like at a real zoo. You also need a zookeeper with a microphone to direct people, invite them to feed the animals and take photos with the animals. :icon_mrgr

[Flea_Man]

I loved the pest booth. I think the signs are a GREAT idea, just like at a real zoo. You also need a zookeeper with a microphone to direct people, invite them to feed the animals and take photos with the animals. :icon_mrgr

I'd pay money for a "kick Paul in the nuts" booth.

[Cromwell]

Well, now we need Twichels in the Pest Booth!:icon_cool

And Kenny with the waterbaloon toss at him. :icon_mrgr

[NoFilterPaul]

I'd pay money for a "kick Paul in the nuts" booth.

'you like that don't you faggot'

[dodisman]

Some sort of spin on the Twitchels bit they would do in studio where they placed bits on when he would Twitch or Yell...Could be a betting type booth where people could lay down cash or 'tickets' for prizes and shit...and Twitchels could just stand there while the crowd would cheer/egg him on...I think that would get a nice crowd reaction...

[Premarital Sex]

It took my drunk ass 10 minutes to hang the "Hi big dick daddy" banner, and the fucking DCU staff made us take it down. Plus it took the cocksuckers 20 minutes to get me a mop for the Andrea Yates Challenge. As soon as the floor was nice and soaked, a fucking suit said "Oh, you guys really do need a mop." And the old fuck that yelled at me for using the towels on the ground...
We were asking for shit for preventative maintainance of the area but they just ignored us.

Fuck that place, at least now BAM (not PM4L) knows exactly what to expect. Hopefully the other venues will be a lot more accomodating for you guys. And I'll be willing to help out in Cleveland if my doctor fixes me by then. What is it... September 23rd?

[NORTONnFRIENDS]

Im thinking Money SNATCH in cleveland. Have it sponcered by some company or place for the cash. Need a small covered area though for the snatch part to happen. Stupid no nudity thing.

[SonnyForelli]

I loved the pest booth. I think the signs are a GREAT idea, just like at a real zoo. You also need a zookeeper with a microphone to direct people, invite them to feed the animals and take photos with the animals. :icon_mrgr

I like this Idea, but we need different feed, Sonny Forellis dont like candy corn, They like stuff like chocolate covered penuts, or raisins, or matled milk balls. Fuck the candy corn, it really sucks ass

[Radioguy]

You'll get yogurt covered pretzels, and like it. http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/1596/079ox9.gif :icon_lol:

[Premarital Sex]

Anyone interesting in going to cleveland? I'll be going and can bring a pest or two, but I can't bring anyone back.... I won't be returning. :icon_mrgr

[NORTONnFRIENDS]

Anyone interesting in going to cleveland? I'll be going and can bring a pest or two, but I can't bring anyone back.... I won't be returning. :icon_mrgr

Ya thats all we need here in Cleveland is more Premarital Sex! :action-sm

BTW i dont know what it is in yer areas but last call at the bar here in Cleveland is 2:15a. ;)