Tool's Tour...

[WonkaVision]

Anyone seeing them on their new tour>? Not a big fan of 10,000 days, but I will be seeing them for the third time on my life on sept 11th in Houston. Anyone else gonna be there?


Also, KMFDM is coming to Houston! fuck yea.

[al885]

they better get to Buffalo or Erie again... i went to both those shows back on the lateralus tour

[ol' Cabey leg]

Going to see them at the Nassau Coliseum. Have somebody that gets employee tix(best available non general admission)

[Schnit Dick]

Bunny is going on tour...congrats, I had no idea our very own Wackbag mod every performed

lol ga ga

that old gag

[atxklown]

They sold floor seating in San Antonio!?!? WTF?!?! So I'm looking for G/A tix in Houston now if I will be going.

[YellowSnowBalls]

Last time i saw tool, i got my ass kicked in the pit. I slipped on some spilled beer, kicked my in my head when i was on the floor and then hit agian when i tried getting up.

Needless to say they kicked ass along side Mashugah. To be honest i went to see Mashugah more than Tool.

[MyMomsBox]

I'll be seeing them 10/05 up in Hartford.

[khemystri]

Ill be seeing Tool in Camden (Sept 28)

BTW....
Maynard finally released the lyrics for Rosetta Stoned....
Check em out:

All righty then... picture this if you will...
10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" pose just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy fuckin' shit!"

then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty elron hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin pants!!"

so light in his way, like an apparition, that he had me crying out...
"fuck me! It's gotta be the dead head chemistry. (the) blotter got right on top o' me. Got me seeing E mutha fuckin T!


and after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said. "you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me!!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school!!

Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means. Must remember to write it down.
This is so real. Like the time Dave floated away. See, my heart is pounding. cuz this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe right now.

It was so real. Like I woke up in wonderland. all sorta terrifying. I don't wanna be alone while I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why y'all sound like peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing cuz this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe right now.


You believe me don't you? Please believe what I've just said. See, the dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head. see they took me by the hand and invited me right in. then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out of my head am I alive? Am I dead.
Can't remember what they said. God damn. Shit the bed.
Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position...
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending.
to write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen. Shit the bed again. Typical.


Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out of my head am I alive? Am I dead.
Sun kissed and Sudafed Gyro scopes and infrared
won't help. I'm brain dead. Can't remember what they said.
God damn. Shit the bed.


Can't remember what they said to me.
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero.
Can't remember what they said.
Bob help me.
Can't remember what they said.


We don't know and we won't know.
God damn shit the bed.


Peace!!!
-khem

[BroncTrucker]

Ill be seeing Tool in Camden (Sept 28)

BTW....
Maynard finally released the lyrics for Rosetta Stoned....
Check em out:

All righty then... picture this if you will...
10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" pose just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy fuckin' shit!"

then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty elron hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin pants!!"

so light in his way, like an apparition, that he had me crying out...
"fuck me! It's gotta be the dead head chemistry. (the) blotter got right on top o' me. Got me seeing E mutha fuckin T!


and after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said. "you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me!!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school!!

Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means. Must remember to write it down.
This is so real. Like the time Dave floated away. See, my heart is pounding. cuz this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe right now.

It was so real. Like I woke up in wonderland. all sorta terrifying. I don't wanna be alone while I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why y'all sound like peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing cuz this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe right now.


You believe me don't you? Please believe what I've just said. See, the dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head. see they took me by the hand and invited me right in. then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out of my head am I alive? Am I dead.
Can't remember what they said. God damn. Shit the bed.
Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position...
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending.
to write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen. Shit the bed again. Typical.


Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out of my head am I alive? Am I dead.
Sun kissed and Sudafed Gyro scopes and infrared
won't help. I'm brain dead. Can't remember what they said.
God damn. Shit the bed.


Can't remember what they said to me.
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero.
Can't remember what they said.
Bob help me.
Can't remember what they said.


We don't know and we won't know.
God damn shit the bed.


Peace!!!
-khem
I will be in camden also! let's hook up for beers!

[mikeybot]

I'll be dere too. Section 202.

I hate the fact that this will be the 3rd time I've had to go there this year. (nin and Virus).

[BroncTrucker]

mikey, i'll be in section 203. BEER!

[atrophy]

i'm seeing them in DC, i've been listening to them for about 12 years now since 4th grade and this is the first chance i get to see them live since their last tour i was too young or some shit. i kind of wish i saw them when they were touring off lateralus cause 10,000 days isn't that great

[Mr. Krinkle]

I'll be at the DC show on 9/30 too. I saw them on the Lateralus tour in Baltimore and it was one of the most amazing shows I have ever seen. I hope this tour is as good.

[WonkaVision]

I wish more pest lived in Houston. I am, however, meeting a fine-ass gothic chick at the show. yummy..met her on myspace...Gonna get my knob sucked.

[SuperMatt]

I will be seeing them at Nassau Colusiem (sp?). I've seen them at Lollapalooza when they were the co-headliners, twice for Lateralus (twice at MSG) and now. I love the new album. It takes a few repeated lisenings to get into it.

[al885]

i heard kirk hammet played guitar on sober recently and people say it sucked

[Rupert Jee]

10-07-2006........Can't wait

[WonkaVision]

TOOL SHOW TONIGHT!!!! I will let you all know how it goes..hope it doesn't rain...will be sitting outside for it.

[LAX]

Bunny is going on tour...congrats, I had no idea our very own Wackbag mod every performed

lol ga ga

that old gag


Damn you schnit...u beat me to it

[WonkaVision]

I fucking missed it! Got stuck in traffic for FUCKING EVER!!!! and turned around after I was alread 1 1/2 hours late.....fuck!

[Mooseman]

Going to see them in columbus 9/22.

[Cage]

I'll be at the Long Island stop on the tour, can't wait I remember seeing them last time right after 9/11 in MSG.

[Rupert Jee]

Going to see them in columbus 9/22.
I guess you might not be...........

[Mooseman]

I guess you might not be...........
Show wasn't cancelled and it was awesome!! You couldn't even tell he was sick

[mikeybot]

Holy crap the show was great last night.

[MyMomsBox]

Around what time is Tool taking the stage and how long are they playing for?

[MyMomsBox]

Is anyone seeing them in Hartford on Thurs?

[Mooseman]

Around what time is Tool taking the stage and how long are they playing for?
In Columbus they took the stage around 9, and played until 11

[MyMomsBox]

Holy crap what a show....Wings For Marie (pt 1&2) was insanity.

[AJellyDonut]

I'll be at the Long Island stop on the tour, can't wait I remember seeing them last time right after 9/11 in MSG.

Do you know who is opening?

[MyMomsBox]

Do you know who is opening?

Isis...no clue who they are and didn't bother going in until they left stage so can't tell ya if they're worth it or not.

[AJellyDonut]

Isis...no clue who they are and didn't bother going in until they left stage so can't tell ya if they're worth it or not.

Thanks! More time to get loaded...

[lilsurlytrucker]

i saw them two nights at Staples Center and then Flew to cleveland and saw em. They fuckin rock

[Cysquatch]

Isis is a brilliant brilliant band,
one of my favorites
don't miss them, trust me.

http://myspace.com/sgnl05

[Cage]

WOW just WOW what a great concert at Nassau Coliseum in Long Island. This Tool show was so much better then the 2001 MSG show I think. The whole concept of this tour was great.

[mikeybot]

I have a couple of pics and videos I keep forgetting to put online(the videos are only 30 sec or so and the sound quality is awful, I took them with my camera).

[Halo Five]

Fantastic show... was on the floor 19th row, I am still deaf but it was so worth it.

I should have brought my digital camera...

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/halofive9/halo_00075.jpg

[Cage]

The view from above was amazing, The video, lasers, etc. I would have liked to be on the floor during the Laser liquid sky effects I bet that had to be amazing from there. I just wish the concert was longer they have so many good songs.

[AJellyDonut]

The show was awesome. Everything was perfect. I'm glad I decided to go. I haven't seen them play in years.

[saltedpeanus]

I know they're still touring Europe, but the other day (I think) I heard one of the jocks on Squizz say that Tool was coming to the xm studio to kick off the next leg of their North American tour (with a different setlist!). They really touring the US a third time for this album? I really hope so. Saw them last time around and am dying to know.

Can anyone confirm this?

EDIT: Weeellllllllllllllllll.........

I looked around before posting but apparently not enough, as I just found this tidbit:

"The band is currently in the midst of a two-month European tour. The group will headline Australia and New Zealand's Big Day Out festival in early 2007 before launching another North American trek in mid-March."

I'm a douche.

[khemystri]

I know they're still touring Europe, but the other day (I think) I heard one of the jocks on Squizz say that Tool was coming to the xm studio to kick off the next leg of their North American tour (with a different setlist!). They really touring the US a third time for this album? I really hope so. Saw them last time around and am dying to know.

Can anyone confirm this?

EDIT: Weeellllllllllllllllll.........

I looked around before posting but apparently not enough, as I just found this tidbit:

"The band is currently in the midst of a two-month European tour. The group will headline Australia and New Zealand's Big Day Out festival in early 2007 before launching another North American trek in mid-March."

I'm a douche.

Tool typically does a US Spring minitour... then a US fall tour.. then a spring tour the next year..... So if you havent seen them yet, APRIL/MAY is your last chance

[mikeybot]

and then forget about it for the next 4 year or so

[al885]

how about they come to buffalo?