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Deftera
08-03-2006, 06:45 PM
I just haard Jimmy say he like Carrot Top and thinks he's a funny dude. Now I don't have to be as ashamed at it, I've always got a crack out of Carrot Top and whenever he goes on the late night shows with his props. What's your stand on Carrot Top?
TheDrip
08-03-2006, 06:48 PM
Yuck, I've found that prop comics usually use props for a reason...because they can't stand on their own.

Just my two cents though.
Dr Norton
08-03-2006, 06:51 PM
(that rack is too good to keep off my sig, sorry folks)


u should be shot having that on your sig
hangoverbuffet
08-03-2006, 06:55 PM
i would rather, listen to howie, woopie,adam carolla, and sleep in a bunkbed under oprah than ever watch anything with carrot top
rndystvn
08-03-2006, 06:58 PM
What amazes me is he is at the Luxor and doing 6 nights a week at 50 bucks a ticket.
Dicktator
08-03-2006, 07:08 PM
I have been to many different types of shows from theater to comedy, and Carrot Top was my favorite. You have to see him perform live to really enjoy him i think. Before i seen his live show i thought he was a douche. I guess its just easy for people to bust on him when you've seen a 3 minute set on Leno.
buffcomic
08-03-2006, 07:13 PM
I hate him and hope he slips into a puddle of aids
JSHAW
08-03-2006, 07:28 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/JWS64/carrottoplovesyou.jpg
Deftera
08-03-2006, 07:28 PM
I look forward to the new season of the Surreal Life, which has him and the Macho Man living together. That should be comedy tv.

I think he gets ragged on too much.
Deftera
08-03-2006, 07:31 PM
http://www.mdausa.org/images/qpix/q76ct_scottthompson.jpg

How can you not laugh at that? I've always wanted to make a white t-shirt with that really big and nothing more.
TheDrip
08-03-2006, 07:34 PM
(that rack is too good to keep off my sig, sorry folks)


u should be shot having that on your sig

I know, but the local gun shop is out of toe triggers.
Death Metal Moe
08-03-2006, 07:36 PM
I found him funny as a kid. Now I know better.
UCFGavin
08-03-2006, 07:40 PM
didn't jimmy say he thought he was funny on tough crowd?
Flea_Man
08-03-2006, 07:48 PM
didn't jimmy say he thought he was funny on tough crowd?

Yeah. He made fun of himself and he compared his abs with Rich Vos. It was pretty funny.

btw, Carrot Top can beat the shit out of all of us:
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG
sniper
08-03-2006, 08:25 PM
Yeah. He made fun of himself and he compared his abs with Rich Vos. It was pretty funny.

btw, Carrot Top can beat the shit out of all of us:


Not with my trusty magnifying glass. I'll melt the plastic skin right off him! I'm getting visions from Darkman.

While we're at it:
http://www.pollstaronline.com/CIC2006/Awards17/images/AwardsIssue/award-photo-2-8.jpg
NoSurviivors
08-03-2006, 08:40 PM
Not with my trusty magnifying glass. I'll melt the plastic skin right off him! I'm getting visions from Darkman.

While we're at it:
http://www.pollstaronline.com/CIC2006/Awards17/images/AwardsIssue/award-photo-2-8.jpg

heyyy big dick daa dy
weeniewawa
08-03-2006, 09:32 PM
Yeah. He made fun of himself and he compared his abs with Rich Vos. It was pretty funny.

btw, Carrot Top can beat the shit out of all of us:
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG


I always associate Carrot top with groundskeeper willie
progambler
08-03-2006, 09:46 PM
One of the perks of being a professional gambler is the free stuff (comps) we get sent by the casinos.

A couple of years ago I was sent two tickets to Carrot Top.

I wasn`t expecting much but I have to say the show was fantastic and he was very funny.
He got a standing ovation.

Very good production and flow (i used to be in the rock music industry)

Its such an easy route to say he uses his props for lack of talent.

If it was that easy to think up funny ideas then a ton of guys would be doing it.
Turtle
08-03-2006, 09:47 PM
When I was in my early 20's I though he was funny. Now, not so much.
Sidekick Dave
08-03-2006, 09:51 PM
I found him funny as a kid. Now I know better.
Dido. But if HE comes on the show next, than the idea of Jim Phillips of the Phillips Phile in studio isn't that far fetched IMO.
askewcore
08-03-2006, 10:27 PM
I dont like him or find him funny at all. That being said, I'll watch the Surreal Life with him on it, but mostly for Macho Man. I also watched his movie, "Chairman of the Board".....I get bored late at night sometimes.


btw, Carrot Top can beat the shit out of all of us:


Yeah, because having muscles automatically means you're tough and know how to fight. Please dont group me in with you in anything involving fighting ever again, because fucking Papa Smurf would lay you out.
DonTheTrucker
08-03-2006, 10:46 PM
Kinda sad when Carrot Top is in better shape than Steven Segal, yet Segal still makes kung fu movies.
askewcore
08-03-2006, 10:47 PM
Kinda sad when Carrot Top is in better shape than Steven Segal, yet Segal still makes kung fu movies.

Seagal never did steroids. And he's like 15 years older.
ChoppedLiver
08-03-2006, 10:50 PM
Arrrggghhhh !!! Carrot PUBES !! [ No homo]

Nope, don't like him......., but much like MANY commedians they've earned their right to be out there entertaining.
Not like US sullen douches sitting at our keyboards trying to be funny [myself included]:rolleyes:
tar_baby
08-03-2006, 11:48 PM
his act s ucks so he lifts weights..who gives a fuck
Sprite
08-04-2006, 12:34 AM
RRRRAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE.......

Carrot Top is a tranny in the making!!!
TheBattleVirus
08-04-2006, 12:49 AM
I have never found Carrot Top even remotely funny. I remember seeing his act years ago and just despising him. That said, there are plenty of comics who I don't find funny, he's just one of them. I doubt he's the absolute worst, like some might say, since his name is sometimes used synonymous to a hack. I do think he sucks though.

I remember one episode of Tough Crowd where Carrot Top and Paul Mercurio were both on the show. It was irritating to look both of them the entire episode.
Plunkies
08-04-2006, 12:54 AM
didn't jimmy say he thought he was funny on tough crowd?

I thought it was funny when I saw his name and immediately changed the channel. And they wonder why that show was cancelled....

Who was the stupid fuck going "Hey lets put judy gold and carrot top on tv! That's sure to get good ratings!"
Deftera
08-04-2006, 02:49 AM
I dont like him or find him funny at all. That being said, I'll watch the Surreal Life with him on it, but mostly for Macho Man. I also watched his movie, "Chairman of the Board".....I get bored late at night sometimes.





haha, I used to like that movie as a kid when it came on HBO.