Some tips on helping me relax...

[Sidekick Dave]

...As most of you who either heard the walkover today or were there with me, I got flustered and I interrupted the b-boys over the air for some shameless self-boasting over the air. Of course the b-boys (esp Opie) called me out on it...

Here are my three excuses for doing what I did today:

1. This was my first live O&A XM Walkover
2. I've been listening since I was eleven and became real flustered when I saw them live and up close
3. I'm obviously looking to get into this industry myself and I wanted to grab their attention (I did, but the outcome was less than stellar)


Caseandpoint. I am looking to redeem myself tomorrow at the O&A Village when I meet the players. Does anyone has any tips on relaxing before I go up to O&A again or anyone from the show for that matter?

[coolyellowbus]

do lots of coke and crystal meth... that'll calm you down.

[JSHAW]

Douse yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire.

You'll be the hit of the day at the O&A petting zoo. BBQ'd douce.:haha7:

[tmbrwn]

kill yourself

[FloridaDave]

Maybe if you tickle jimmy's sack while you blow him......

[Halo Five]

smoke some weeeeeeed maaaaaannnnnnn!

[rndystvn]

Shotgun with string that has a nice loop for your big toe?

[Turtle]

have a drink

[kid afrika]

Get over yourself.

[hangoverbuffet]

wear a turban and walk in to a nice big building yelling something about allah

[NightStalker3]

Choke yourself while jerking off.

[THE FEZ MAN]

i will admit when i went to lil jimmys show on NYE i was a nervous nelly and i was still a little stoned and quite drunk after the first few mins i calmed down but i still had nothing to say and i usualy dont shut the fuck up. quite frankly i was star struck

[kid afrika]

i will admit when i went to lil jimmys show on NYE i was a nervous nelly and i was still a little stoned and quite drunk after the first few mins i calmed down but i still had nothing to say and i usualy dont shut the fuck up. quite frankly i was star struck
What's the old cliche?

Something like, "better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

[Cpnthrfan]

awww we have all done it

[Angelfuck]

smoke a joint and then offer to smoke opie up

[Wrecktum]

I wish there was an easy target u can just bag on because at there last Softball game frenchy almost punched me in the face i went on a 10 minute tirade right in his face after teh game because he was just a french faggot
and i didnt like him my friends though it was quite hilarious Ohhhh is there any word on there being a nother Softball game any time soon

[alton987]

Sorry i know this is the wrong thread but I can't start threads because I'm a noob to whack bag...

My 2 questions are?

I here from a friend :-) that normally someone uploads the daily show to http://www.mininova.org/(bit torrent) site. Well that person has stop doing that ever day and its irregularly available now. And just so everyone knows, the only real reason my friend , Keeps XM is for the "Boys". He would much rather have the NFL on Sirius. I have two questions?

1. How do the boys feel about "illegal" distribution or their program. My friend has sold a few XM units just by letting friends hear my "friends" illegally downloaded copy.

2. (If mods allow) Since mininova no longer has regular updates of the "boys" does anyone know where I can get a "Free" copy of the O&A show? Because my friend already pays for Xm and feels $2.99 a show and $70 a year is double paying.

O&A Party Rock

And my friend works in a place where he can NOT listen to the live show in the mornings.

[MyMomsBox]

1mg of xanax...couple heinekens and you'll be ready to onapartyrock!

[WOWmagnet]

Drunk-drive into a nice, 200 year old oak tree.

[KaiserDanimal]

As soon as Ant sees this post, it won't matter if you're a cool Fonzie bitch or not, because either way he won't take you seriously and your plan for life will collapse under the weight of your own nervousness and you'll never get anywhere.

But good luck.

;) :)

[girthymac]

I wish there was an easy target u can just bag on because at there last Softball game frenchy almost punched me in the face i went on a 10 minute tirade right in his face after teh game because he was just a french faggot
and i didnt like him my friends though it was quite hilarious Ohhhh is there any word on there being a nother Softball game any time soon
It's called punctuation, use it!!! :action-sm

[EdC]

Jack it on cam with an Australian Paltalk chick named Blaize Angel. That should loosen you right up.

Serisouly dude, wake up. You aren't going to impress these guys by showing up at an event and trying to be clever. Get a job in radio and work your ass off to get good at it.

[WonkaVision]

Give Anthony a Nazi solute to show him respect, and kick a dog in the liver....

[professorantpda]

first take some drippings off a candle, nice long ones. grab some lube or spit on your dick and slide the thin wax rod in your pee hole. jack off. you'll have the hardest blow ever. it like what the arabs do . do that right before you leave for the show and hope there's no shards in your urethra. you'll be as cool as the other side of the pillow. or go swimming. always calms me down.

[Sidekick Dave]

Okay...When I get there tonight. Here's what I'm going to do. Have two beers. Not get drunk, but just to loosen me up and then at the O&A Village if they come out, I'll say this:

"Now that I've calmed down, leme try this again. Hi again. It's me Dave. Nice to see you guys again. Sorry about what happened yesterday."

*BOOM

That's it!

[sinAtra]

What EdC said comes closest. O and A have been doing radio for years, so Rule #1 is double/edged: keep it going / don't fuck it up. Learn when to talk and when to listen, let O and A finish their piece, and start each studio day with vicodin, xanax, beer, a phat bowl - anything that will incapacitate you so you don't piss in the radio linguini that is O & A. Relax. It's just a ride.

[100k]

Now choke yerself...Goddammit with my hand numb-nuts...don't pull my fuckin' hand over there...I said choke yerself....now lean forward and choke yerself...are you through grinning?

Pvt. Pyle you best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks...or I will definitely fuck you up.

[lucky]

I bet the boys would love it a lot if you gay it up and come out of the closet in a heart touching way.

[Onion Bag]

Drop at least 3 batches in a row, non-stop. If that doesnt calm u nothing will.

[Sidekick Dave]

What EdC said comes closest. O and A have been doing radio for years, so Rule #1 is double/edged: keep it going / don't fuck it up. Learn when to talk and when to listen, let O and A finish their piece, and start each studio day with vicodin, xanax, beer, a phat bowl - anything that will incapacitate you so you don't piss in the radio linguini that is O & A. Relax. It's just a ride.
Will do. Let's see how it goes. Thanks!

[tar_baby]

too late....u blew it

[Sidekick Dave]

too late....u blew it
How do u know?

[Dre]

How do u know?


You'll just know mannn.

[JonBenetRamsey]

just shake anthony's hand

[Dre]

just shake anthony's hand


You mean, a knuckle bump, or did he say he shook now????

Question for our generation.

[BravoSierra]

How about quit trying to be their friend. You're going to be "that guy."

[Scuba Steve]

dave i hope when you walk up the boys kick you in the nuts and kenny tackles you and puts you in your place. get over it so you fucked up....move on

[Sidekick Dave]

What if I offer to take Ant's Nazi Outfit to the cleaners and back. Would that be a start?