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SOS
08-05-2006, 05:54 AM
What is the last lie you told someone?
Hudson
08-05-2006, 06:07 AM
To my mom on the phone tonight, that I loved her.
I just wish she would die and make our family much happier..
25133WhooOoAH
08-05-2006, 06:31 AM
i told this girl who really likes me, but i dont want anything to do with(were friends and thats how i want to keep it) that i had to go to the store with my mom. And just to make this Clear Shes UGLY, so im not gay or anything! : )
Exanimate
08-05-2006, 06:48 AM
Um, I rarely lie. I did tell work the other day that I went somewhere that I really didn't. Not a big deal though.
Bill
08-05-2006, 08:41 AM
Yesterday I told someone that I would try to make it to the party that they're having today.
Chin nuts
08-05-2006, 08:43 AM
Remarked how my friend's daughter must have gotten her beautiful looks from his wife. Total fucking lie, the wife looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch.
The Sarge
08-05-2006, 08:59 AM
The last lie I told someone...

"I'm sorry."
Turtle
08-05-2006, 10:08 AM
To my mom on the phone tonight, that I loved her.
I just wish she would die and make our family much happier..
wow
d0uche_n0zzle
08-05-2006, 10:32 AM
"Howard Stern is the best radio ever."

Complete and total lie today and for the past ten years or so.
Coffee Diva
08-05-2006, 11:43 AM
"Jesus loves you."
blee
08-05-2006, 12:17 PM
Told the wife that I was gonna go hang out with my friends and not drink.
ShooterMcGavin
08-05-2006, 01:35 PM
I told Jimmy that I was a woman.

Hey big dick daddy
NortonsGravyLeg
08-05-2006, 01:38 PM
No sweetie I wasn't jerking off to internet porn
Fresca
08-05-2006, 02:36 PM
"It's just a cold sore."
DonTheTrucker
08-05-2006, 03:51 PM
"I'm allergic to latex condoms."
MyMomsBox
08-05-2006, 08:47 PM
"I wasn't smoking pot" followed by...
No sweetie I wasn't jerking off to internet porn
orangeagent
08-05-2006, 08:49 PM
That I actually like people, at my job interview half an hour ago.

Ugh.
Wrecktum
08-05-2006, 09:27 PM
"I love you" those 3 words got my salad tossed :)
tar_baby
08-05-2006, 10:11 PM
"no i havent been drinking"
danzasballbag
08-05-2006, 10:11 PM
told the family i was goin out for cigarettes.............havent been back since
Iron Duke
08-05-2006, 10:27 PM
"No I'm not trying to fuck her....I told you, we're just friends."
Hudson
08-06-2006, 04:53 AM
wow
Oh she is a piece of work....She went into AA and embraced it so much that if you drink...you are an alcoholic.
On top of that, she bitches and whines about EVERYTHING!!!!
Greatest move ever made was by my aunt last year at a wedding and I am sorry I missed it, she said to my mom: "You are a miserable and stupid person. All you have brought to this family is misery."
My Sister and Dad had to bury their faces in their napkins to keep from laughing out loud.
I moved to Montana just to get away from her.
THE FEZ MAN
08-06-2006, 06:58 AM
ill only put the head in.
BabyHat3R
08-07-2006, 03:09 AM
"the test was negative, we're good to go"
Hudson
08-07-2006, 03:22 AM
No..I like jews.....oh wait that was Mel
PU$$YCONTIN
08-07-2006, 02:37 PM
i told people i don't post on message boards
commish13
08-07-2006, 03:08 PM
Uh... on Tuesday I told a couple people at work (who were inquiring why I didn't show up on Monday) that I had no idea I was supposed to work. I acted as though I was flabberghasted.

It's odd, though, I actually told the truth about why I no-showed on Wednesday and why I was late on Saturday.

Maybe I'm losing it.
ProfessorAnt
08-07-2006, 04:44 PM
the wife just called and i said i was "working."



not at all.
MyMomsBox
08-07-2006, 06:20 PM
told the family i was goin out for cigarettes.............havent been back since

Dad? That you?
funnybonez
08-07-2006, 07:06 PM
That this was the best thread ever
Shaggz
08-07-2006, 07:25 PM
One of my buddies was just visiting. He rarely has any herb and always wants to smoke mine. He asked if I had some, and I said "Nope, just ran out".
I still have about an 1/8 left from my last batch.
Gilligan
08-08-2006, 09:20 PM
Honey, I know you have a headache, so since I really care, I don't want to have sex tonight and a blow job is out of the question.
Grace
08-08-2006, 09:44 PM
I told three different people in the past 10 minutes that I was super busy working on tons of homework. It's not only what I'm supposed to be doing right now, it's also a fantastic way to get off tedious phone conversations.
ChrisH
08-08-2006, 09:53 PM
When my gf calls me at the office to tell me about her day and I say I just got an important email and that I need to go.
Puddle O AIDs
08-09-2006, 03:48 AM
Call you tomorrow

will I?