Black People Love Watermelons…?

[stellarcomics]

All right;
I have to confess, I do like watermelon, and I AM embarrassed to buy it. I know that's weak, but I have to admit it.
Let's see how many racist responses this thread gets. I predict about 5,000.

[DoughBoy]

Fuck that. I love the shit and I'm whitey white.

[MilkmanDan]

Gotta salt it , was surprised to find out most people dont.

[PestCoast]

I had no idea it was from Africa... looks like that guy wasn't bullshitting.

[Bill Lehecka]

I have a serious question: Seedless Watermelon: A Gift or a Curse?

[BillsDead23]

I don't look at watermelon as a 'black thing' because i'm white and i love it. but when it follows a meal at popeyes and is washed down with grape juice, well then it's a black thing

[stellarcomics]

I don't look at watermelon as a 'black thing' because i'm white and i love it. but when it follows a meal at popeyes and is washed down with grape juice, well then it's a black thing

Point taken…!

[tstlkevanilla]

ugh..who gives a shit

[PestCoast]

I don't look at watermelon as a 'black thing' because i'm white and i love it. but when it follows a meal at popeyes and is washed down with grape juice, well then it's a black thing

Grape drink or grape soda. What is this "juice" you speak of?

[fezticle98]

I didn't know black people liked O&A.

Do you heed Mr. Jones advice and eat it straight off the rind, or do you chop it up?

I can't imagine salting it...yech

[ianbobo]

Grape drink or grape soda. What is this "juice" you speak of?


exactly:clap:

[Flea_Man]

Watermelon is a-ok in my book.

[stellarcomics]

I didn't know black people liked O&A.

Do you heed Mr. Jones advice and eat it straight off the rind, or do you chop it up?

I can't imagine salting it...yech


Chopped up like a muthafucka! :)


Grape drink or grape soda. What is this "juice" you speak of?

Nigga' what the fuck is juice?

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

Why do black women always spread there legs?
To keep the flys away from their watermelon.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[WOWmagnet]

Isn't it pronounced wa-dee-melon....?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

"White people are so scared of black people..."

[wes mantooth]

"White people are so scared of black people..."

They should be. Black people have nothing lose; and they act like it for the most part.

[Aizazzle]

I'am Pakistani and I love watermelon . After I post this I wonder how many people will never ever eat a watermelon again?:icon_mrgr

Those who don't eat watermelon ever again YOU COULD GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER:icon_mad:

[mikeybot]

Could they?

[Triple Skeet]

I love watermelon and im white. But am I the only one that just swallows the seeds?

By the way, a black guy eating watermelon is only racist if hes wearing a straw hat and ripped up overalls while sitting on a porch.

[Shitdeek]

Do you also love fried chicken, grape soda and out of wedlock kids?

[PestCoast]

I love watermelon and im white. But am I the only one that just swallows the seeds?

Your dumps must be lovely.

By the way, a black guy eating watermelon is only racist if hes wearing a straw hat and ripped up overalls while sitting on a porch.

They have to be real good before they're allowed on the porch.

[D.H. Jenkins]

Christ, you people act like watching a black guy eating a watermelon isn't hilarious...

[wes mantooth]

I'am Pakistani and I love watermelon . After I post this I wonder how many people will never ever eat a watermelon again?:

The Mother of all Watermelon Eaters.

[HumpX]

The video is great if only to see how much ghetto-speak (for lack of a better term, forgive me) has evolved. I also loved the video montage at the end showing him deep in reading at the quad in washington.

Petey speakin' da troof!

[bloody hymen]

as a white person i'm embarrassed to go into popeyes. did i say embarrassed? i meant scared.

personally i'm embarrased to go into my local market for passionfruit winecoolers

[BillsDead23]

as a white person i'm embarrassed to go into popeyes. did i say embarrassed? i meant scared.



The inside of a popeyes is the scariest place on earth.......let me correct myself, the general vacinity is the scariest place on earth.

I went to school at Hofstra, right in the heart of Hempstead (ghetto) and the one can sit outside the popeyes right off campus and count the stereo types

[NightStalker3]

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http://www.wallyamos.com/about/watermelonmain.html

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[D.H. Jenkins]

Watermelons
Are
Terrific,
Especially
Ripe
Melons
Eaten
Like
Old
N*ggers

do.

Almost...

[Dicktator]

Always with salt. Maybe a northern thing?

[Wetback78]

Watermelons
Are
Terrific,
Especially
Ripe
Melons
Eaten
Like
Old
N*ggers

do.

Almost...

Now if they could only come out with a video about :Keeping a job, having good credit and know where your kids are at. Black folks would be set.

[Wetback78]

Watermelons
Are
Terrific,
Especially
Ripe
Melons
Eaten
Like
Old
N*ggers

do.

Almost...

Now if they could only come out with a video about :Keeping a job, having good credit and knowing where your kids are at. Black folks would be set.

[xm allday]

damn!

[Dre]

Always with salt. Maybe a northern thing?

I love that.

[Dr Midnight]

Watermelon is the shit. A race that DOESN'T love it is an inferior one.

[kloraferm]

I still don't understand how saying black people like watermelon is supposed to be an insult. It tastes great.

[Triple Skeet]

Its considered a stereotype by scared white hippy faggots and their unshaven female bra burners.

See its wrong to say ALL black people like watermelon. Theres actually 2 kinds, the kind that likes it and the kind that LOVES it.

[timmykidd2104]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w

[NotSoFast]

We salt the melon down south in Louisiana. It's definitely not a northern thing.

[bloody hymen]

The inside of a popeyes is the scariest place on earth.......let me correct myself, the general vacinity is the scariest place on earth.

I went to school at Hofstra, right in the heart of Hempstead (ghetto) and the one can sit outside the popeyes right off campus and count the stereo types

i wish we had some around here (northern ny) but we don't.

there's one in a black mall near my parents house. while it really isn't that scary, it's as slow as shit. i've seen people who already paid just up and leave because of the wait. i've personally waited 20 minutes after putting my order in...and what boggles my mind is that everything is just sitting in the bins behind them.

whenever i visit i'll take a trip to the one at the white mall, i never have problems there.

[JSHAW]

NC checking in. I grew up as a kid in Mint Hill NC, about 15 miles away from Charlotte NC. A man across the street from the house I lived in had a big garden next to his house. He grew watermelons, and vegetables. That man is the head fire chief of Charlotte NC now.

He would give people in the neighborhood watermelons, I had them
to eat every summer. As a person of scot-irish whitey descent
I shake a little salt on mine.

[Dre]

When I was young, my dad always did it, so now I just kinda kept doing it so now it's just a given with me, a reflex of sorts to put salt on my watermelon, and also because I think it tastes better.

[Puddle O AIDs]

I have a serious question: Seedless Watermelon: A Gift or a Curse?

Gift you silly goose

[wes mantooth]

When I was young, my dad always did it, so now I just kinda kept doing it so now it's just a given with me, a reflex of sorts to put salt on my watermelon, and also because I think it tastes better.

My dad also showed me that salt taste better. He said it was a watermelon.

[Gilligan]

Watermelon is good tasting, no matter your race. The salting of it sounds nasty. Why would you ruin a perfectly good sweet refreshment with salt? Now vodka on the other hand...

[Jonny_Thunder]

Watermelon is good tasting, no matter your race. The salting of it sounds nasty. Why would you ruin a perfectly good sweet refreshment with salt? Now vodka on the other hand...

Btw, if you pickled a watermelon in alcohol, would it absorb it? Then it would be a perfectly sweet refreshment, and getcha fucked up!

[C Kazi]

either way that whole bit was a waste of time. they took a week to get to it and it went nowhere.

[LilChester]

All right;
I have to confess, I do like watermelon, and I AM embarrassed to buy it. I know that's weak, but I have to admit it.
Let's see how many racist responses this thread gets. I predict about 5,000.

Could be more than that Jim....

[BigFeet]

I know plenty of white people who like watermellon, but I don't know any black people who like it. Oh, wait a minute, I don't know any blacks.

[ChrisH]

there's one in a black mall near my parents house. while it really isn't that scary, it's as slow as shit. i've seen people who already paid just up and leave because of the wait. i've personally waited 20 minutes after putting my order in...and what boggles my mind is that everything is just sitting in the bins behind them.

CPT. Stereotypes are never true, right?

[Plunkies]

They guy actually taught me to salt my wadeemellin. Deeeelicious!

[Palaver]

All right;
I have to confess, I do like watermelon, and I AM embarrassed to buy it. I know that's weak, but I have to admit it.
Let's see how many racist responses this thread gets. I predict about 5,000.


Chappelle's racial pixie was on the TV while I was reading this. That sketch fits perfectly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtVOzTZlEDw


BTW, i've never heard of salt on a watermelon but salt on an apple is pretty good.

[Shane1V]

That fuckin cunt made so much mouth noise while eating that shit that I wanted to bash his face in with a sledge hammer:icon_evil Really.

Loud, slurping, low class, pigs in shit eaters drive me fuckin nuts

[Mother Shucker]

I will not salt my watermellon.

[Mikey Mouse]

I went to a "racially diverse" junior high. We once had a picnic and they broke out some watermelon. The blacks swarmed the table like flies on shit. That's when I learned the stereotype is dead on. That and black women talk way to loud.

[Smokezilla]

I hate it when the local "watermelon afficiandoes" go out into the fields at night and lick the stripes off the melons. . . eyes. . . teeth. . . slarping sounds. . .:icon_lol:

[blotto98]

Seedless-off the rhine-with salt.

Only way we eats it in da "D"





oh by the way- my next post will be ceremonial!

[ISUCK]

"watermelon afficiandoes"

Haha that was fucking funny