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Coffee Diva
08-08-2006, 01:34 PM
http://plentyoffish.wordpress.com/2006/08/06/aol-releases-googles-most-prized-keyword-list-google-is-gonna-get-mega-spammed/

# Jonny Quiz Says:
August 8th, 2006 at 1:23 pm

If you’re not doing anything wrong you have nothing to fear from your search history going public? Yeah right. Let me tell you why I wouldn’t want my searches exposed.

I live in England and one of my college buddies now works in Toronto, Canada. He was back in England at the start of the year and telling me that he was thinking of going to the UNESCO World Heritage Site in Newfoundland and Labrador called “L’anse aux Meadows”. It’s a Viking landing site and something that I had never heard of. So I got on the computer, Googled it and opened the following link.

http://www.virtual-tours-newfoundland.ca/LanseauxMeadows/Meadows.html

On this website there are a whole bunch of links at the top of the page, one to Cape St. Mary’s Bird Sanctuary, another to a map of St. John’s, Newfoundland, but the one that caught my eye is in the top right-hand corner: “Town of Dildo”.

So I clicked on the link (well, you would, wouldn’t you?). And you’d better believe it: there is a town called Dildo. So I went back to Google and typed “dildo labrador”. Try it for yourself. It pulls up about 250,000 links and it is only three quarters of the way down page 4 that anything vaguely sexual appears (the definition of “dildo” on answers.com).

So I started reading up on the town, its history and its genealogy. One of the families that lived there was called Pretty. As I used to know a girl called Claire Pretty, for old time’s sake, I decided to go back to Google and typed “dildo pretty labrador”. Again, try it. 35,000 results and nothing remotely suspect until page 5.

I hadn’t been doing anything wrong, but imagine how my search history now looks:-
“dildo labrador” followed by “dildo pretty labrador”. People might assume that in my first search I was looking for bestial sexual acts, but made my second search because the canines just weren’t cute enough in the results from the first search.

This is why Google must resist following AOL’s disgraceful lead in releasing customers’ search histories. With the above searches my search history looks quite suspect. Unfortunately, if you have any curiosity at all and did the searches for yourself, now so does yours.

ProfessorAnt
08-08-2006, 01:56 PM
i disagree, but not on the points that this guy is making. its not the best comment ever.

more funny internet stuff from 2004:

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

Attn: Entrepeneurs

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com