Drink Starbucks without dripping.

[Mark Pressure]

http://www.pearsonified.com/archives/2005/11/starbucks_the_drip_of_death_an.html


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[WonkaVision]

Could I just suck it through a cock instead? I think I would feel less gay.

[D.H. Jenkins]

Buy a thermos.

[Save My Up's Dick]

Could I just suck it through a cock instead? I think I would feel less gay.
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Fuck starbucks coffee.

<------- never had starbucks coffee.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

how about not drinking coffee at all instead? it's addictive and diarrhetic.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Pipe down, we need something to kill all the retards. :icon_mrgr

[DeltaPin]

Styrofoam Dunkin' Donuts cup, no a problem.

[PestCoast]

how about not drinking coffee at all instead? it's addictive and diarrhetic.

So is alcohol. The only answer is to drink nothing but Irish coffees.

[robinquivers]

I prefer the ice coffee through a straw, no drip, no mess.

[DREW]

Coffee is nothing but a dirty water

[sinAtra]

Rather than feel the drip of death, experience DJ Spooky & Dave Lombardo's "Drums of Death." Or watch Bruce Lee's "Game of Death." That way, you have a pop preview of what's coming next for you. Death.

[Budyzir]

Geezz, just ask for a FLAT LID !! I do all the time and never had a prob.

[wes mantooth]

After that abortion of an appearance yesterday I want nothing do with anything buc, star, or black.

[duGandfriends]

how bout a bib?

[mikeybot]

How about a straw so your lipstick doesn't get mussed while you're sipping

[wes mantooth]

http://tultw.com/pics/petepuma281.jpg
I like a whole lotta lumps.

[Save My Up's Dick]

How about a straw so your lipstick doesn't get mussed while you're sipping
Maybe they should give out wet-naps too, this way the customer could wipe the jizz off their chin when they leave.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Starbucks coffee... bleech! It tastes like somebody dropped a cigarette butt into the cup.

Dunkin Dognuts... best cup 'o joe in the bidness.

That's right, I'm white trash and proud.

[Dre]

A wet-nap with a Starbucks logo would be nice, considering how much I drink coffee. But in all seriousness, spilling coffee on yourself is a national problem and dilemma and I think it has to do with global warming.

[Budyzir]

I finally trained the Starbucks idiots to exactly how I like my iced coffee; "Large iced coffee, two squirts (that liquid sugar junk) and 2/3rds of a cup of ice." Though the coffee is brewed strong for iced coffee, a full glass of ice kills it.

[Angelfuck]

dunkin donuts has better lids and foam cups so unless the dunecoons crack the lid when they put it on (or dont put it on right) youre not gonna get any spilage, and you can close it when youre just holding it now thats just the benefits of the container, I dont think I need to go into how much better the contents are

[Stalker Patti]

I work for Starbucks..You can request a flat lid (if I know a customer is traveling with the coffee, I DOUBLE lid it) Also, you can ask for a particular size and tell the barista to put it in a larger cup. Those domed lids are really for customers who are staying, not going!

[Three Hole Puncher]

A wet-nap with a Starbucks logo would be nice, considering how much I drink coffee. But in all seriousness, spilling coffee on yourself is a national problem and dilemma and I think it has to do with global warming.

I dunno... I think the Jews are behind it. The Jews are the cause of all the wars in the world too.

Are you a Jew?

[Gilligan]

I work for Starbucks..You can request a flat lid (if I know a customer is traveling with the coffee, I DOUBLE lid it)

Do ya? Do YA!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Anyone here ever see a dunkin donuts cup bleed coffee? It's due to how fucking hot that shit can be, I've seen it come right through the styrofoam sides.

[Angelfuck]

I work for Starbucks..You can request a flat lid (if I know a customer is traveling with the coffee, I DOUBLE lid it) Also, you can ask for a particular size and tell the barista to put it in a larger cup. Those domed lids are really for customers who are staying, not going!

Flat lids stink and a lot of nyc's drink their coffee while walking, the bottom of foam cups never pop coffee back up in your face, and if youre sitting down wouldnt you just take the lid off

Anyone here ever see a dunkin donuts cup bleed coffee? It's due to how fucking hot that shit can be, I've seen it come right through the styrofoam sides.

I take my coffee light and sweet, its never hot enough to melt the cup, but I have gotten black coffee for others and never had a problem. thats another thing, dunkin donuts coffee is always hotter which is better bc you can put a lot of milk in it and it will still be hot


edit: I think it fitting that my 2000th post is devoted to praising dunkin donuts coffee, its better than crack (I swear they put crack in it)

[Halo Five]

Congrats on 2000... and DD coffee is the greatest :icon_mrgr

[Bill]

The guy who called in today was absolutely right. All you have to do is to make sure that the seam of the cup is on the opposite side as the hole in the lid.

That adjustment is the first thing that I do when I'm handed a cup at Starbucks.

[Gilligan]

Starbucks coffee blows. It's bitter. Dunkin Donuts is better, but the fucking dotheads behind the counter never put in enough sugar/sweetener for my taste even if you tell them exactly how much to put in.

Starbucks fruity drinks and cream filled concoctions are nice, but I like drinking things that won't put me into debt.

[TimHorton]

Sorry Guys...Starbucks sucks, Dunkin' donuts!!!??? You've never heard of Tim Hortons..the finest coffee in North America..Large Timmies, double double, to go, please, their cups and lids work!!

[weeniewawa]

This is the only lid worth using if you have to use someone else's cup. It may not be available at DD or starbucks but most donut shops an west coast use these. they don't leak or spill.

[patbattlefield]

i just had starbucks today and i barely moved the cup towards my mouth and my cafe mocha plopped out of the cup and onto my shirt. that'll learn me to not use my own mug.

[Tow Truck Tony]

I absolutely hate Starbucks, and as for Dunkin donuts, the fucking sandgolfers who work at the ones here never put enough sugar or milk in mine.....
I'll just stick to Wawa coffee, you gotta make it yourself, but at least you know it's made correctly...
As for the spillage, I always use the flat lids, but before it goes on my cup i put a small hole in the center of the lid with my key, I then use the coffe stirrers from Wawa as a straw, Just big enough to use as a straw, and just small enough to keep you from drinking too much at once and burning your mouth......gottahavawawa

[Budyzir]

Anyone here ever see a dunkin donuts cup bleed coffee? It's due to how fucking hot that shit can be, I've seen it come right through the styrofoam sides.

Yup, seen it (and yes I have!).

[Budyzir]

This has to be the most fascinating WB thread ever!:icon_bigg

[Hidden_Rage]

Coffee is nothing but a dirty water




Does a fly take a shit in your coffee every time you make some?

[PCLoadLetter]

Yup, seen it (and yes I have!).
So've I. The "bleeding" styrofoam cup is the greatest threat this nation faces. :icon_mrgr It has nothing to do with the cup "melting", it's a badly-made cup... It shouldn't have "pores" in it, but sometimes you just get a bad one.

[Coffee Diva]

I work for Starbucks..You can request a flat lid (if I know a customer is traveling with the coffee, I DOUBLE lid it) Also, you can ask for a particular size and tell the barista to put it in a larger cup. Those domed lids are really for customers who are staying, not going!

If I request the barista serve me in a Krusty the Clown mask, will she do so? :action-sm

Now I'm gonna have to start visiting all the Starbuckseseseses in Manhattan so I can get served by Stalker Patti! Venti toffee nut latte, baby!

[striker]

screw starbucks coffee, over rated, over priced and disgusting taste. I'll stick with my $.51 16oz refill from 7-11.

Oh and lil' jimmy, starbucks does support terrorists, they are a major contributor to PETA which in turn is a gives money A.L.F. (Animal Liberation Front) a group listed on the domestic terrorist watch list.

[robertkeys]

i enjoy going to my local shop where i get co-op coffee from jamacia and a bagel toasted with butter. we have starbucks in portland ore, but insead of dunkin doughnuts we have something called dippin doughnuts (way fucking better!)...hey i just wrote a dane cook bit.

[NotSoFast]

Starbucks coffee... bleech! It tastes like somebody dropped a cigarette butt into the cup.

Dunkin Dognuts... best cup 'o joe in the bidness.

That's right, I'm white trash and proud.


"Dognuts"? That ain't coffee, thats tea...bags.

[wes mantooth]

"Dognuts"? That ain't coffee, thats tea...bags.
:clap: :clap: :clap: very funny