Girls/porn question

[BigDickGuzinya]

Being totally unafraid to show off my stupendous geekiness,here goes.Everybody has seen vids of girls doing every imaginable thing you can think of.Good looking girls.Shitting,pissing,cum eating,shit eating piss drinking,dog fucking,fisting solo,fisting each other,eating pussy,fucking animals,every combination of men/women,gang bang,bukakke,real ****(edit:they will allow themselves to be assaulted and fucked,including being punched and kicked,thus re-inacting an act that is, and should be,against the law),anal,S+M,bondage,combinations of all of the above,more I can't think of right now.
They do all these things on tape,on the interweb,on video for sale in your hometown.They do it for fun,money,they like it,they're crazy,who knows.They do it in motel rooms,bedrooms,outside,the back seat of the car.
You can watch internet porn all day and never see the same girl twice.So the question is,why is it so hard to get laid?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Speak for yourself, son. :)

[MJMANDALAY]

Ever been to Jersey, its full of HO's.
Except my wife of course
Hi ya Hunnnnn:biggrinfl

[THE FEZ MAN]

money jack ass. pay the cunts and youll get what ever you want. hell sometimes you dont even have to give them realy money a nice dinner out and a bag of coke can get you a lot

[commish13]

http://www.emck.net/eline/images/thealmightydollar.jpg

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http://www.m4rtin.com/images/child-abuse.jpg

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http://www.pussypicscenter.com/gals/gal54/images/2.jpg

Hint: check the urls on the first two.

[Wrecktum]

Ever been to Jersey, its full of HO's.
Except my wife of course
Hi ya Hunnnnn:biggrinfl
WHOA!!! i take great offence to that my friend ! I am born and raised in jersey and unless u were in newark throwing quaters at crackhead for gum jobs. the ladys of jersey are fine and respectable females who are not Ho's as u so elquintly put it but love to get there tacos stuffed with a hot injection of beef they do it for the cock not the attention or money so there not whores or hoes there just Nymphos

[CreativeName]

they do it for the cock not the attention or money so there not whores or hoes there just Nymphos
So they're just being rude then not offering to pay?

[Fruit Monkey]

http://www.twist-n-cash.com/images/index_r2_c16.jpg




GET A NEW JOB!

[Chin nuts]

money jack ass. pay the cunts and youll get what ever you want. hell sometimes you dont even have to give them realy money a nice dinner out and a bag of coke can get you a lot


Quoted for truth. Damn Fezzy you read my mind.

[BigDickGuzinya]

Come on,fellas,you don't go around offering women money do you?I'm just saying that with all the women doing obscene things on camera it ought to be a little easier to get some booger.I'm not ugly or stupid,have a fair amount of charm and self-confidence,but it seems like it doesn't need to be so hard.

[tar_baby]

its because they are paid for it....i always find it funny when a porn star gets mad at a guy for asking to fuck..she says..."im not a slut...thats just my job"...give me a fucking break

[rahrah]

Being totally unafraid to show off my stupendous geekiness,here goes.Everybody has seen vids of girls doing every imaginable thing you can think of.Good looking girls.Shitting,pissing,cum eating,shit eating piss drinking,dog fucking,fisting solo,fisting each other,eating pussy,fucking animals,every combination of men/women,gang bang,bukakke,real ****(edit:they will allow themselves to be assaulted and fucked,including being punched and kicked,thus re-inacting an act that is, and should be,against the law),anal,S+M,bondage,combinations of all of the above,more I can't think of right now.
They do all these things on tape,on the interweb,on video for sale in your hometown.They do it for fun,money,they like it,they're crazy,who knows.They do it in motel rooms,bedrooms,outside,the back seat of the car.
You can watch internet porn all day and never see the same girl twice.So the question is,why is it so hard to get laid?
maybe you're home watching too much porn

Come on,fellas,you don't go around offering women money do you?
girls on tape do it because they are handed money directly in exchange for it

girls in real life do it because they can tell the gentlemen has cash and know they can get their hands on it later - like an investment of sorts

[Smokezilla]

maybe you're home watching too much porn

I believe that could NEVER be the problem.:icon_wink

[ImAlrightSpider]

Yecchhh. Maybe it's not that it's hard to get laid. Maybe it's that you are the type of guy who has this: http://www.wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar19498_2.gif for an avatar and has this: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-11/1109196/cameltoe.jpg in his sig. :action-sm

Know what you should do? Get married. Wives always want to fuck and they all like to do nasty shit.

[MetalSign]

Come on,fellas,you don't go around offering women money do you?I'm just saying that with all the women doing obscene things on camera it ought to be a little easier to get some booger.I'm not ugly or stupid,have a fair amount of charm and self-confidence,but it seems like it doesn't need to be so hard.

A guy with a name like BigDickGuzinya finds it hard to get ladies? I call shenanigans!

:action-sm

[Wetback78]

Yecchhh. Maybe it's not that it's hard to get laid. Maybe it's that you are the type of guy who has this: http://www.wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar19498_2.gif for an avatar and has this: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-11/1109196/cameltoe.jpg in his sig. :action-sm

Know what you should do? Get married. Wives always want to fuck and they all like to do nasty shit.


Oh Yeah!!! Just tell them its one of your fantasy. Chics go for that.

[The Sarge]

Oh Yeah!!! Just tell them its one of your fantasy. Chics go for that.


DO THEY!!?!??!?!