Budyzir
08-11-2006, 05:10 PM
The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C., and President
Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac,
cruising on the Presidential yacht, the Sequoia. They're admiring
the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat
(zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.
Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but
President Bush waves them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take
care of this. Don't worry."
Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the
water and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends
over, picks it up, and then walks back to the yacht and
climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned
silence.
The next morning, the headlines in the New York Times,
Boston Globe, Atlanta Constitution, Washington Post,
Boston Herald, Buffalo News, Houston Chronicle, Milwaukee
Sentinel-Journal, Minneapolis Tribune, Denver Post,
Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles Times, and San
Francisco Chronicle all proclaim:
"Bush Can't Swim!"
Cracked me up!
:jump :jump :jump :jump
Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac,
cruising on the Presidential yacht, the Sequoia. They're admiring
the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat
(zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.
Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but
President Bush waves them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take
care of this. Don't worry."
Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the
water and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends
over, picks it up, and then walks back to the yacht and
climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned
silence.
The next morning, the headlines in the New York Times,
Boston Globe, Atlanta Constitution, Washington Post,
Boston Herald, Buffalo News, Houston Chronicle, Milwaukee
Sentinel-Journal, Minneapolis Tribune, Denver Post,
Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles Times, and San
Francisco Chronicle all proclaim:
"Bush Can't Swim!"
Cracked me up!
:jump :jump :jump :jump