Am I the only one? [comments guys leave for girls]

[DonTheTrucker]

That is amused by reading the comments guys leave for girls; either on message boards or on Myspace?

For example, a girl posts a message on a board and 100 guys come out of the woodwork and fawn all over her no matter what she says.

Hot chick: "Hitler was right!"

Guys: "Oh you're so right! You're hot! Fuck me please!"

Or look at a chick's page on myspace. The picture comments are embarrasing to me as a man. No matter whats going on, some loser will post "you look so beautiful! marry me!".

Please guys, stop it. I'm no Patrice when it comes to judging women, but I can imagine that fawning over them like this can't be good.

[CreativeName]

Welcome to the internet.

[BLACKIEhugeHANDS]

most of the comments anyone random guy leaves to anyone random girl are always laughable... in reality, a lot of people on myspace will never meet. that is why you get the borderline sexual harassment comments... its entertainment for the rest of us. your right about the picture comments... the same 50 comments from 50 different guys drooling over a hot photo.

[VersionX]

I entirely agree. I can't look even at some friends from HS pictures without seeing a ton of comments like "Dam girl! U so fine! Hit me back youngin!"

Overuse of exclamation points also make me furious, as an aside.

[pointblankJ9]

Here's a rediculous message some stranger with no pics and Tom as his only friend sent to me last week sometime:


Hello pretty,
How are you doing? I cant help but saying you are beautiful, you are a pure dublicate of an angel,i am serious about it am flatring you, I am really amazed at your beauty. I am stevesmith, a 48yrs old, i work with a road construction company here in united statesed, I am currently single, divorced some yrs ago.i really dont have much to say about my self except I am being asked. Dearest, I will really want to know you better, maybe to get to reach GOD more easily, knowing an angel is like knowing the personal asistant of GOD. Please endeavour to send me a reply,you can add me to ur yahoo Id, my id is(stevesmith_0147)while my email address is:stevesmith_0147@yahoo.co.uk. i will be greatly honoured by it. I wait with curiousity to hear from you. Till then. Have a loving day.
from
stevesmith.

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MY RESPONSE:

I can't believe you picked up on my profession just from viewing a photo. I usually don't tell people this but I actually am one of God's personal assistants, so you can imagine he keeps me quite busy. You have NO IDEA how much fucking dry cleaning God has. Not to mention his appointment book. SO many personal appearances...and his son - JESUS CHRIST what a spoiled pain in my ass! Everything is all about him...bring me water, bring me bandaids, I have a splinter, get me tweezers, gimme gimme gimme..you want to know what Jesus would do? He'd have me do it...I'm so sick of this fucking job. The pay is for shit, I get no credit and they expect me to work miracles all the time.

Anyway, I'm "flatred" and all that you think I'm a dublicate of an angel, but the truth is I just don't have time for you. Jesus is quite the handful...I guess because he drops everything he picks up.

Catch ya on the flipside. Best of luck working your charm on some other angel.

Toodleoo, go with god and don't take any wooden nickels!
J9

[Wrecktum]

because guys are desprite and girls love the attention

[Smokezilla]

What's a "dublicate"? How do you "flatring" somebody???"whaa"

[B54]

I never really noticed it, but I started to browse around and I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Here are some I will share :

kody=broken



August 12, 2006 10:28 PM
damn look good well c/b bye


BAMABOY



August 12, 2006 9:29 PM
U LOOK TIRE NUT SEXXI

kody=broken



August 12, 2006 10:16 PM
damn girl!!!!strike that pose lol but c/b


kody=broken



August 12, 2006 10:26 PM
gess wat!!!!!!.... i dont know lol but ya look real good in this pic some c/b ok bye

BAMABOY



August 12, 2006 9:28 PM
SEXXI MAMAA





May 25, 2006 9:42 PM
Yah, Im gonna have to go with what she said, The one in the middle. Shes Hotter then the sand on the beach. And that sand can get pretty damn hot... hehe ;)


What the hell does tire nut sexxi even mean??

A personal favourite :

Shadow-2



June 26, 2006 10:09 PM
you are so beautiful... and I want to live near you and maybe be very good friends...

And more :

-Gatman-



April 18, 2006 7:09 PM
i would do you... fo sho

Mat From Myspace™



April 14, 2006 11:20 PM
DAMN! hey hott stuff

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm glad you got some entertainment from this...I actually log into Myspace just to read comments sometime. My favorite is when a guy will leave the exact same message for every picture a girl has.

(PS thanks whoever put the topic in the subject, i am a vague nobody)

[NoSurviivors]

Call it internet groping. Hell I chat arounf w/girls on MBs and stuff, but never to the pathetic point as above..

[DonTheTrucker]

Oh by the way, the messages like Janine got are from Nigerians usually. It's trolling for scam victims, they cut and paste the same message to every girl and rip the lonely ones off.

You deserve some sort of award for that response though. Classic indeed.

Jesus is quite the handful...I guess because he drops everything he picks up.

[25133WhooOoAH]

yeah as soon as a group of regulars see a new girl on a message board they all go crazy. Its a freking Joke!

[Hog's Big Ben]

Here's a rediculous message some stranger with no pics and Tom as his only friend sent to me last week sometime:


Hello pretty,
How are you doing? I cant help but saying you are beautiful, you are a pure dublicate of an angel,i am serious about it am flatring you, I am really amazed at your beauty. I am stevesmith, a 48yrs old, i work with a road construction company here in united statesed, I am currently single, divorced some yrs ago.i really dont have much to say about my self except I am being asked. Dearest, I will really want to know you better, maybe to get to reach GOD more easily, knowing an angel is like knowing the personal asistant of GOD. Please endeavour to send me a reply,you can add me to ur yahoo Id, my id is(stevesmith_0147)while my email address is:stevesmith_0147@yahoo.co.uk. i will be greatly honoured by it. I wait with curiousity to hear from you. Till then. Have a loving day.
from
stevesmith.

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MY RESPONSE:

I can't believe you picked up on my profession just from viewing a photo. I usually don't tell people this but I actually am one of God's personal assistants, so you can imagine he keeps me quite busy. You have NO IDEA how much fucking dry cleaning God has. Not to mention his appointment book. SO many personal appearances...and his son - JESUS CHRIST what a spoiled pain in my ass! Everything is all about him...bring me water, bring me bandaids, I have a splinter, get me tweezers, gimme gimme gimme..you want to know what Jesus would do? He'd have me do it...I'm so sick of this fucking job. The pay is for shit, I get no credit and they expect me to work miracles all the time.

Anyway, I'm "flatred" and all that you think I'm a dublicate of an angel, but the truth is I just don't have time for you. Jesus is quite the handful...I guess because he drops everything he picks up.

Catch ya on the flipside. Best of luck working your charm on some other angel.

Toodleoo, go with god and don't take any wooden nickels!
J9



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That's fucking brilliant!!!