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mascan42
08-12-2006, 11:33 AM
This made me smile so much . . . this lil' rodent has to be on its way to the animal shelter right now.

Paris Hilton Bitten by Pet Kinkajou
Sat Aug 12, 1:58 AM

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv _ in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her. The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.

Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet early Tuesday morning "the way some people play with their cats and dogs" when the animal became excited, Mintz said.

"Baby Luv bit her. It's a superficial bite on her left arm," he said.

Hilton, concerned that she was bleeding, called Mintz at 3 a.m., and he took her to the hospital.

"She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it," Mintz said.

The 25-year-old "Simple Life" star and her publicist left the hospital around 5:30 a.m.

Mintz said Hilton's arm did not appear to be swollen the next day.

She also felt well enough to continue promotions for her highly anticipated debut album "Paris," set for release Aug. 22.

Hilton's breathy single "Stars Are Blind" has already jumped up Billboard's dance music charts.

"Yesterday she did two photo shoots and two magazine covers," Mintz said. "She's OK, she's fine. Anyone in this situation would do well to have the wound looked at."

Baby Luv was checked out by a veterinarian Wednesday.

"I don't view kinkajous as aggressive animals. The same kind of thing could have occurred with a German Shepherd," Mintz said.

d0uche_n0zzle
08-12-2006, 11:41 AM
mono de la noche

Poor Paris...:puke:

NORTONnFRIENDS
08-12-2006, 02:12 PM
Thats great. Ya know i have to give her a little credit she goes out and does shit unlike that retard Tara Reid.

DeltaPin
08-12-2006, 02:56 PM
Has the kinkajou caught any infectious diseases?

Smokezilla
08-12-2006, 11:25 PM
Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet early Tuesday morning "the way some people play with their cats and dogs" when the animal became excited

I'd get excited and bite her, too, if she were "frolicking" with me. . . poor little fella. All that frolicking about. . . what's a kinkajou to do?!?!?:icon_roll

hardrockgeorge
08-13-2006, 01:23 AM
fuck her getting a tetanus shot, what about all the skags that dove in that sinkhole of a cunt???????

and, not to sopund like an idiot, but WHAT THE FUCK IS A KINKAJOU!!!!1

HEHEHEH....JEW............

Death Metal Moe
08-13-2006, 01:25 AM
fuck her getting a tetanus shot, what about all the skags that dove in that sinkhole of a cunt???????

For real. Rush that fucking dog to a vet so it can get some shots after biting that infected twat.

hardrockgeorge
08-13-2006, 01:37 AM
and, not to sopund like an idiot, but WHAT THE FUCK IS A KINKAJOU!!!!1



I STIIIIINK..........;p

Wrecktum
08-13-2006, 02:14 AM
I dont know what you guys are talking about if she layn buck nekkid on her back and said nail me raw you all would take a run at her i know i would i seen the video the rich girl sucks a mean cock

Smokezilla
08-13-2006, 02:18 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KINKAJOU!!!!1


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5356/pokemanma6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

askewcore
08-13-2006, 02:56 AM
her pet kinkajou Baby Luv

She stole Fezzie's baby and turned her into a kinkajou!

Miss Baby Love.

BravoSierra
08-13-2006, 03:18 AM
Why the middle east hates America? My Super Sweet 16 and this dumb whore. This story even made MY local paper and my paper sucks cock. Does this bitch actually call the press just to get in the paper?

Veritas
08-17-2006, 01:51 PM
"Hi, NY Times, this is Paris Hilton. I've just taken a small Nicaruagan child frolicking in the park and it bit me. What do you mean you have more important stories than me." *watches as Paris puts her hand over the phone. "Daddy, do we own the NYTIMES?" Paris returns her attention to the phone, "As I was saying I was bitten and I had to get a band-aid...Hello! Hellooooo" Paris collapses into tears. "I don't understand why they don't talk to me anymore"

Puddle O AIDs
08-17-2006, 02:17 PM
She also felt well enough to continue promotions for her highly anticipated debut album "Paris," set for release Aug. 22.

Hilton's breathy single "Stars Are Blind" has already jumped up Billboard's dance music charts.



Ok, who wrote this?

tourettesguy
08-17-2006, 03:13 PM
Andy Dick bit some chick backstage at the William Shatner roast. LOL

THE FEZ MAN
08-17-2006, 08:26 PM
i hope she didnt give that lil critter the clap when it bit her

DonTheTrucker
08-17-2006, 11:26 PM
What does a kinky Jew have to do with this rich cunt getting bitten by her pet?