Metal By Numbers HILARIOUS!

[tourettesguy]

This guy was hilarious in Dumb and Dumber 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko

[pointblankJ9]

I love it. Read his blogs on metal music - they kill me. "you're the news!"

[Bunny™]

Titannica was a great band.

[25133WhooOoAH]

hell yeahi love this video and song. the lyrics are Hilarious..... I'd so buy a metal parody album if he wrote alot of songs. Brian prohen or w/e his name is , Is a great comedian.

[kevtv]

haha looks like a poison the well video

[ChimneyFish]

That was fucking great.


Miss Mr. Show.
The episodes that he was a part of was some of the best stuff to ever be put on tv.

[Exanimate]

I read a really good interview with him in Resound magazine. I never knew that he was really into metal, but he is really into it.

Relapse is putting out his comedy cd.

[tattered]

the best part of that video was when he made fun of the hardcore kids doing their retarded spin kicks

"dude you look gaytarded"

also where they mock that part in the Dragonforce video where the dude is drinking during the dueling solos....and i liked the homage to dimebag with the confederate guitar

[askewcore]

That shit was really fucking funny. I like Brian Posehn, his standup is pretty funny too.

the best part of that video was when he made fun of the hardcore kids doing their retarded spin kicks

"dude you look gaytarded"

Those are "emocore" kids. Please dont lump us all in with them. If I ever threw a spin kick at a show, I'd shove my own shoe down my throat. I like how they make fun of the picking up change dance too, even though I must admit, I've done that one when I saw Sick Of It All, cause it's old school style.

Scott Ian is the man. Did anyone notice Posehn had a Lamb Of God hoodie on? They're the new Metallica, just ask Opie.

[Exanimate]

I saw a picture on the net somewhere of one of those emo fags, then a picture of a guy with the shaved head, screaming old school HC style. Said something like "Take back our scene".

[askewcore]

I saw a picture on the net somewhere of one of those emo fags, then a picture of a guy with the shaved head, screaming old school HC style. Said something like "Take back our scene".

I'd shit on that bald headed dude, but I tend to agree with him, I just wouldnt yell it in someone's face. I'd love for the hardcore scene to go back to the way it was pre-emocore, it used to be all about fun and unity, now it's all about who's jeans are the tightest, who can not have their stupid black rimmed, non prescription glasses broken and who can cry in public. Thats signifigantly less fun, then drinking a beer, watching some guys tear shit up and doing some dancing in the pit.

[Exanimate]

I'd shit on that bald headed dude, but I tend to agree with him, I just wouldnt yell it in someone's face. I'd love for the hardcore scene to go back to the way it was pre-emocore, it used to be all about fun and unity, now it's all about who's jeans are the tightest, who can not have their stupid black rimmed, non prescription glasses broken and who can cry in public. Thats signifigantly less fun, then drinking a beer, watching some guys tear shit up and doing some dancing in the pit.

For some reason I just got the urge to watch the old Bad Luck 13 videos. I didn't get into much HC, but I like the angry shit. I really liked 100 Demons first album. I guess I really like old HC shit though.

[askewcore]

Bad Luck 13 videos, eh? Is it the one where they torch the club they're playing in at the end?

These fucking guys were INSANE
http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/2506/badluck13vg7.jpg

When they came out with their album, "Bats on the Dance Floor" they actually gave people bats. It was kinda ridiculous, but entertaining.

[Exanimate]

Bad Luck 13 videos, eh? Is it the one where they torch the club they're playing in at the end?

Yeah, a bunch of different ones of them destroying the place, fighting, and pretty much just being dicks.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/DBhat/fag.jpg

[askewcore]

Yeah, a bunch of different ones of them destroying the place, fighting, and pretty much just being dicks.

I'm not such a fan of their music, its really kinda sloppy. But their attitude and gimmick makes their videos gold.

And that pic you just posted was genius.

[tattered]

That shit was really fucking funny. I like Brian Posehn, his standup is pretty funny too.



Those are "emocore" kids. Please dont lump us all in with them. If I ever threw a spin kick at a show, I'd shove my own shoe down my throat. I like how they make fun of the picking up change dance too, even though I must admit, I've done that one when I saw Sick Of It All, cause it's old school style.

Scott Ian is the man. Did anyone notice Posehn had a Lamb Of God hoodie on? They're the new Metallica, just ask Opie.

i wouldnt know when i mosh i throw people around(ive even been known to german suplex people on occasion).....ole herkyjerkyliz told me hardcore thing not emocore and has even admitted to doing them herself along with picking up the change..oh and that what i do isnt moshing....i know nothing about the hardcore scene. i just like some of the music

[askewcore]

i wouldnt know when i mosh i throw people around(ive even been known to german suplex people on occasion).....ole herkyjerkyliz told me hardcore thing not emocore and has even admitted to doing them herself along with picking up the change..oh and that what i do isnt moshing....i know nothing about the hardcore scene. i just like some of the music

I'd call what you do moshing, what goes on at hardcore shows is usually called dancing. Not saying one is better than the other, but hardcore shows usually have less contact than metal shows. And I've also busted out the german suplex on people at Slayer shows. Liz is allowed to dance however she wants cause chicks in the pit get props just for getting in.

[tattered]

I'd call what you do moshing, what goes on at hardcore shows is usually called dancing. Not saying one is better than the other, but hardcore shows usually have less contact than metal shows. And I've also busted out the german suplex on people at Slayer shows. Liz is allowed to dance however she wants cause chicks in the pit get props just for getting in.

liz get extra props for getting her nose broken in a Pantera pit and staying in

<3 teh liz

[Exanimate]

Whatever happend to just a good ol' circle pit? Those would get insane. I was at an Exodus show back in the early 90's, and that was the most violent thing I had ever seen.

[tattered]

Whatever happend to just a good ol' circle pit? Those would get insane. I was at an Exodus show back in the early 90's, and that was the most violent thing I had ever seen.

you mean where people run around in a circle throwing punches and eachother? its still there......goto a slipknot, slayer, mudvayne, or a hatebreed show

[Exanimate]

you mean where people run around in a circle throwing punches and eachother? its still there......goto a slipknot, slayer, mudvayne, or a hatebreed show

Yeah, but you still have kids Kung Fu fighting and shit everywhere along with it. I guess I am just getting older, and like to stand and watch the band these days. Hell, I was at a Dream Theater show, and people were doing that dumb shit.

I remember back in the day, I would see some violent pits. When Exodus would play "Toxic Waltz", the fucking place would go nuts.

I get to go see Exodus in a few weeks, so I am sure I will be in for a treat of the dancers there, since Hatebreed, and Black Dhalia Murder will be there as well. Can't wait to see Exodus and Napalm Death though.

[askewcore]

I was at a Cypress Hill show and people started a fake "pit". It was rather lame, and me and the crew of hardcore/metalhead kids took it over. I think that was the first time I gave someone a German Suplex because he made me drop my blunt. I was prepared for any moshing at a CH show, I just figured I would get high and enjoy the show.

liz get extra props for getting her nose broken in a Pantera pit and staying in

She CERTAINLY does. I didnt know about that. Pantera pits get rough too. That was the only time I ever got kicked clean in the balls. I almost blacked out.

<3 teh liz
And how could you not?

[tattered]

Yeah, but you still have kids Kung Fu fighting and shit everywhere along with it. I guess I am just getting older, and like to stand and watch the band these days.

maybe its where your at....cause all the shows i goto are philly ones.....no one does that shit at all....and when they did they get leveled properly

[pointblankJ9]

"too much action will leave you in traction, so you better get insurance no matter your endurance" Tee hee hee!

How can anyone not love Exodus!