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tysonpunchinguterus
08-13-2006, 05:01 PM
Fuck you, mouse! The little fucker shit in two of my kitchen drawers and shredded two kitchen towels in one of the drawers. I went out and bought an electric mouse trap, thanks to Opie's well-documented problem with meeces, and also got two standard traps. I loaded up the traps with peanut butter and put the regular traps in the drawers and the electric one under the sink. I woke up this morning to find out that the fucker ignored the electric trap completely and went straight for the normal ones. He cleaned them both completely of the peanut butter and neither trap went off.

I've got the electric trap in one of the drawers now, so hopefully that will work since the mouse seems to only like those two drawers for some reason. There's not even food in either of the drawers--just dish towels and a rubber gripper sort of jar opener thingy (all of which are in the trash after being covered in tiny mouse logs).

Sinn Fein
08-13-2006, 05:59 PM
Make sure you post some pics when you get the lil' bastard.

Ol'BloodyBottom
08-14-2006, 10:11 AM
Call in Dirty Jobs. They will clean your house up.

tysonpunchinguterus
08-20-2006, 03:42 PM
Found the little fucker this morning. He spent a week avoiding the electric trap, but the glue trap caught him in less than 24 hours, and he was already dead when I found him, too. Hopefully, that's the only one.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/6424/0820061137od0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I have no idea why the trap appears radioactive in this picture. I guess it's the camera phone's fault.