Coffee drinkers: How do ya take it?

[FAngel]

I'm at work and needed something to do. Whaddya want from me?

Since I don't smoke, drink alcohol or do drugs of any sort (yes, I'm a boring vanilla zilch), coffee is the one vice I have. Not so much an addiction, but if I have to be up in the morning, it's like a routine that reminds me to wake up.

So, for the rest of Wackbaggers, what do you put in yours? I need to put sugar or something similar - Splenda, etc. - in it to drink, but I stopped using cream a while ago. Too much horrendous farts.

[bubbawadd]

Black...the only way to go

[Harvey_Birdman]

It depends on how bad the coffee is. I happily take the good stuff as is, but the worse it gets the lighter and sweeter it needs to be.

[LiddyRules]

I go dark as a ******.

[SpamChunks]

"i like it black, like my men" little girl from airplane.

[WMB]

16oz takes cream and 10 sugar packets. I was is Manhattan Bagel a while back and this woman watched me put all 10 sugars in and asked why I need so much. I told her that I'm such a bitter prick that I need some sugar to sweeten me up.

[Wetback78]

I drink Starbucks like lil Jimmy does.

[NuttyJim]

light & sweet (milk with lots of sugar)

[grail]

If it's good coffee,black.
Work coffee, cream and sugar.
Starbucks a little sugar in the bottom but don't stir. Settles some of grounds and lightens up the aftertatse.
Coffe Bean, great stuff black.
Caribou - won't drink it, bitter awful stuff worse than work coffee.

[BCH]

Black. This way there's no need to worry about stale milk and that spoon with the sugar stuck to it.. Eww.

[Jef Leppard]

like i like my women .....................cold and tasteless

[Halo Five]

Cream and Sugar... MmMmMmmmM

[CreativeName]

Milk and Splenda (damn this Fat Smash Diet).

[robinquivers]

Only Dunkin French Vanilla Ice with cream and sugar. I wont drink anything else.

[PALLY]

well i think today i found a coffee i like. It was french vanilla i put 4 half & halfs and 4 sugars it was good. I never really liked coffee but this one was ok.

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

lots of cream, lots of sugar

[LiddyRules]

well i think today i found a coffee i like. It was french vanilla i put 4 half & halfs and 4 sugars it was good. I never really liked coffee but this one was ok. Because you basically made hot chocolate. Stop runing your coffee. Delicious sweet negro nectar from the Gods.

[swmtb]

like my women - strong, black, and proud

[DeltaPin]

Black

[LAX]

not a big coffee drinker but if I have to....light and sweet

[NortonsGravyLeg]

When I smoked I used to drink it like it was a kin to me needing air. I dont drink it as much anymore but when I do I likes it black!

[thelord68]

Like my women - ground up and in the freezer.

[not mine]

[andrewvonawesom]

i like my sugar with coffe and cream

[Sam_Adams]

I dont use "cream" though because I use milk.

[nator76]

coffee is fucking worthless without cream and sugar. starbucks taste like fuckin acid, i go dunkin donuts....nice n smoooooooth

[Coffee Diva]

"I take it up the ass, Bob."

[bruisedballbag]

I take it BLACK...... Like my men.

[Puddle O AIDs]

Large French Vinila. Iced: 6 cream, 2 equal. hot: light with 1 equal

[Miss Abooty]

I just started to like the taste of coffee somewhat. I am a big hot chocolate drinker-Starbuck's hot chocolate is awesome! I usually mix half a sugar-free hot chocolate packet with black coffee, yummy and strange at the same time :)

[NoSurviivors]

lcream and 1 sugar. Dunkin sucks.. Caribou is OK when I'm in MN. Starbucks in Seattle had me gritting my teeth.

[Arch Stanton]

Like Robin, up the ole poop shoot as an enima. Hoohoo

[Tennessee Jed]

lots of cream, lots of sugar
just like The Wolf.

[dodisman]

a lot of my friends just drink it black and i don't understand why...lots of Coffeemate French Vanilla and i'm good to go...needs to be sugary

[wes mantooth]

Hazelnut cream and Splenda.

[THE FEZ MAN]

black, and bitter, like my bitches

i also drink it cold

[Farm Flufer]

A splash of 2% and a splenda (or sugar if I don't have any) and a couple of icecubes to cool it down so I can drink it fast.

[Poopersmoocher]

"I take it up the ass, Bob."
Michael Landon stlye. Squirt squirt!

[BeezerBlanks]

Don't drink it often but when I do its cream and sugar.

[ChoppedLiver]

Earl.

[Gilligan]

Creamy and sweet like lil Jimmy!

[heyzeus94]

i like it black and hot

[The Sarge]

Like my women, bitter and murky. Oh yeah, black as well. Not the women, the coffee. Although there are some black women that are just nice.

[Michael Ryder]

Like Earl Douglas's wardrobe.

[Wetback78]

Like my women, bitter and murky. Oh yeah, black as well. Not the women, the coffee. Although there are some black women that are just nice.

"Are they!"

[cigarsandscotch]

Coffee drinkers: How do ya take it?
My favorite is chick on top. You can squeeze her ass and have access to her tits with your mouth and hands as well. It doesn't get much better than that. I do like to switch it up with doggie style, or on her side, and sometimes the occassional missionary, but nothing beats a chick riding you full throttle. (pumping back of course, don't just lay there like a corpse you lazy, drunk fucks...and dammit, pull her hair, they love that!)

[Norton's Robe]

Robert Reed style. Splenda, fat free milk and in my robe.

[WonkaVision]

about 3/4 coffee, the rest cream, and 2 sweetners