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Hog's Big Ben
08-22-2006, 07:59 PM
Preface: I do in-home warranty contract work for Dell. Ant probably wants me dead at this point!

All in all, it's a great job, playing with computers and printers for two hours a day, driving listening to O&A and R&F for the other six. But...Dell's tech support towel head dibble-dabble asscunts in India are fucking it up more and more each day.

If I show up to a customer's house with a part that doesn't fix the problem, I have to call in to Dell's Level 2 support (when the customer calls in initially, they get Level 1). Not surprisingly, the Level 2 guys are cocky fucks who have no respect for the Level 1 fucks, so most of my time is spent rehashing what Level 1 didn't do.

The first thing these dothead sandnig-gers do (and this is usually after 10-15 minutes on hold listening to the latest Dell spiel about exploding laptop batteries, etc...) is ask me to verify the customer's name, address & phone number. Fucking fuck. Obviously the name, address & phone number are correct or I'd not be at their house after calling them on the phone number that Dell provided, asking to speak with the person whose name Dell provided and driving to the address that Dell provided.

Then they expect me to go through Troubleshooting 101 sniffing modems and disconnecting any add-on cards and optical/hard/floppy drives, etc. This is the shit I do while I am on hold. By the time Sanjeeb answers (telling me his name is Roger) I know exactly what fucking part I need.

I recently received a box containing two empty boxes from Dell. It took 30 minutes to get a new service call opened with actual parts because the sacred-cow-worshipper wanted to call the customer while he put me on hold to see if the customer's laptop was missing any of those little rubber feet on the bottom that keep the laptop from sliding around. Why didn't Level 1 take care of that shit initially?

A (non-sand) ****** broke into my car recently and stole some Dell boxes. Dumb golfer got some printer parts that he will never be able to sell or pawn, and some broken PC parts that I'd yet to return. Left behind my Roady2, digital camera, and cell phone :clap:. The call to Dell to get the parts replaced took over two hours while the Level 2 dot went over the notes from the Level 1 dot and decided to change the Level 1 dot's diagnosis.

Long story short (too late, I know), but of all the companies I do this warranty work for, Dell is the best. :icon_eek:

B54
08-22-2006, 08:10 PM
But...Dell's tech support towel head dibble-dabble asscunts in India are fucking it up more and more each day.

FYI, less than 5% of the Indian population wears a turban.

N.Y. Johnny
08-22-2006, 08:22 PM
damn Macacas

DirtyRiderGirl
08-23-2006, 07:23 AM
This is exactly the reason I refuse to call Verizon's tech support anymore. Every time there's a problem with my DSL, I get some foreign fucker tellng me 12,000 times to reset my modem, restart my computer, release/renew my IP address, etc. I've already done all that before I called you, dipshit. 90% of the time it's that the whole damn area is down but they refuse to tell you that. I only find out after talking to 20 other people locally who have no service.

I did actually get put through to "high-level" tech support one time after 4 different days on the phone with these shitheads. That guy actually spoke English and told me exactly what to do to fix a problem I was having with my winsock.

Anymore, when I have a problem with my internet, I just call my sister. She doesn't have an unintelliglble accent, doesn't treat me like a moron and knows what the hell she's talking about. Fuck all tech support!

Fendbass22
08-23-2006, 08:17 AM
I'm pretty tech savvy, but when I can't figure it out, just type the model number, problem and follow it with "forum" in a Google search. For example, my girlfriends sister's laptop screen is completely white the second you turn it on and stays that way.

I searched "ze1115 white screen forum" and found possible issues with the screen cable loose or needs to be replaced. I guarantee you will find answers this way.

The Sarge
08-23-2006, 10:16 AM
I watched the episode of "30 Days"; the one with the American computer technician goes to India because he was fired (due to outsourcing). It was actually pretty good.

The Indians actually have classes on perfecting the "American Accent".

I think Season 1 of "30 Days" is already out on DVD. It's a good show in my opinion.

patbattlefield
09-14-2006, 01:27 AM
i just ordered a replacement hard drive for my laptop. i'll probably get a camera...

BGrant
09-14-2006, 09:18 AM
Its still Bombay as far as I'm concerned and always will be. If the F-ers don't like it they know where I am.

DonTheTrucker
09-14-2006, 03:17 PM
I am gonna buy a new laptop soon, but Dell is near the bottom of my list.

Skinflute
09-14-2006, 04:08 PM
I'm the type of person that if I don't like the product I buy from one of thier competitors. Come on guys, you know they suck. It's not just a tech joke how shitty they are.

Dell sucks a big sack of monkey testicles. My first computer was a Dell and from the door they sent me the wrong shit. It took hours of phone calls to fix with cinnamon lips Steven, then they send me the wrong shit again. I got angry and got a refund. I am now the proud owner of a Compaq, and an alienware. I'd rather spend more and be happy. I'm American, it's what we do.

If they suck so bad, let them know, then stop dealing with them. You guys are only bringing aggrivation on yourselves by continually giving them crooks your money. They can't fuck up what you don't buy from them.

patbattlefield
09-14-2006, 08:54 PM
wow they fucked up in my favor. i ordered a 40 gig hard drive and i got an 80 gig one.

steamingpile
09-14-2006, 09:01 PM
I watched the episode of "30 Days"; the one with the American computer technician goes to India because he was fired (due to outsourcing). It was actually pretty good.

The Indians actually have classes on perfecting the "American Accent".

I think Season 1 of "30 Days" is already out on DVD. It's a good show in my opinion.

Yeah I espicially liked the part about the dot heads saying they are just doing jobs americans dont want to do and the pasty white liberal pussy saying with a straight face "they need this job more than americans". You know what pansy-boy? Fuck you, fuck habib and fuck them for not getting their economy up to speed so they pay people with masters degrees what is a $10/hour job.(and this wasnt directed to anyone here just to the show)

Most people in the tech fields get their start at the help desk, now all you have are middle manager fucks who dont know shit about their job.