FU to cluttered MySpace pages

[patbattlefield]

holy shit do you really need to find every redundant video clip and picture on the net and post them on your page while 3 videos and 2 songs play simotaneously in the background?

[Hudson]

Mine's Boring

[Fallon]

I updated mine today. I think it's a fair mix of music, video and pictures. Well organized.

[Hog's Big Ben]

Any pisswit whose MySpace page makes any sound whatsoever needs to be stabbed in the eye with a blue Sharpie.

That goes for pretty much any website, including All the FreeFM sites with their Battlestar Galactica rollover sounds. Fuckers.

[Ballbuster1]

MY SPACE IS GAY !!!

[patbattlefield]

MY SPACE IS GAY !!!

good point, sir, good point

[Fendbass22]

MY SPACE IS GAY !!!


Glad someone hates it as much as I do. So fucking gay. Two guys fucking is less gay than Myspace.

[WonkaVision]

Myspace = easy pussy.

nuff' said

[Three Hole Puncher]

I heard some assclot on the radio this morning pissing and moaning because his company fired him after somebody in the human resources department found a bunch of freaky shit on his Myspace page.

Listen, people... if you're going to slap your flacid penis of a life up on the interwebs for all the world to see, know this and know it well... somebody might actually see it.

What a fucking radical concept, huh?

And this goes for all you little 16 year old who-were chicks that stick slutty pictures of themselves all over their Myspace pages... God bless you for being a good egg... but the next time you want to go out with your friends and your father throws you in the basement and nails the door shut, don't trouble your empty little skull trying to figure out why. Your father isn't the clueless dipshit you think he is.

If you're a complete loser... great... nowhere to go but up... so slap your picture, blood type, dick size, credit card numbers, a picture of your mom in the shower, whatever the fuck, up on the internet... have at it.

But if you've got your shit anywhere near together... a decent, respectable job, the love of a good man/woman, relatives you care about, etc... then I'd warn you to think long and hard about exactly what it is you're trying to accomplish by hanging your ass out like laundry on the internet.

That shit can come back and haunt you... forever.

[patbattlefield]

my family already knows how horrific i am and they love me anyway.

[Three Hole Puncher]

my family already knows how horrific i am and they love me anyway. How about your employer? Provided that's an issue.

[patbattlefield]

How about your employer? Provided that's an issue.
nah, besides i don't post anything personal on there. thats stupid. my myspace is a goof.

[Death Metal Moe]

MySpace is a great way to network with bands and spread your music. But the personal profile stuff is a little too high school for me. I have one and basically just use it as another tool for my band. (That was basically a 3 sentence way of trying to say NO HOMO)

As for cluttered pages, they do indeed suck ass. You're trying to check out some whore's ass, but when you click her pic to go to her profile, she's put every fucking piece of music, every animated gif and a huge background pic. I have a pretty nice computer set up and it still freezes up my system from time to time.

[Glenn Dandy]

Cable connection...no problems here bring on the media... Like shooters page sometimes Ill just kick back n watch vids,,, I know hes a bagger so Im never disapointed.

90% of the time myspace is lagging.... Its myspace. not you... their servers are kinda shitty i guess.. then again isnt there l;ike 10,000.000 people on there?

[Death Metal Moe]

It's not a cable/dsl/dial up thing all the time. I've seen my buddy's top of the line gaming comp with a cable connection freeze up with a MySpace profile.

Fucking dumbasses. Putting 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag isn't going to make your uesless life seem exciting. We can see through all that.

[Glenn Dandy]

Again, I have no problem viewing tons of media on a page. unless myspace is having problems, or if you go anywhere near the chat forums thats freez central.

my page has alot of media but its not for your enjoyment. its for mine...I made my page so when im drunk i have my fav vids all lined up. I could care less if anyone looks at my page ever.

[LAX]

Myspace = easy pussy.

nuff' said

Agreed!

[hillarythegreat]

I hate the pages with songs. The first thing I do is click the stop button on the little player. They rarely have any songs I like so why would I want to hear a song you like? Oh and I never watch the videos.

[DonTheTrucker]

People who have their songs auto-start should be lined up and burned alive.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Myspace = easy pussy.

nuff' said

Have fun being interviewed in a familiar looking kitchen

Shamme shaame shaaaaammme shame on you!


Anyway. My MySpace has a bunch of videos on it. But it's youtube so they don't start unless you want them too. I try to keep mine entertaining while still preventing it from freezing one's screen.

[B54]

My MySpace has a bunch of videos on it. But it's youtube so they don't start unless you want them too. I try to keep mine entertaining while still preventing it from freezing one's screen.

Your page has froze me up a few times. You are a good example of too much shit. However, at least it is organized, some people have shit in no order at all.

Mine is pretty run of the mill and I like it that way. No song, no videos, and not much information, just right.

[tar_baby]

holy shit do you really need to find every redundant video clip and picture on the net and post them on your page while 3 videos and 2 songs play simotaneously in the background?

yeah i know exactly what ur saying....i hate that fucking shit...and sometimes it takes so long to fuckin load

[JoeFromDetroit]

Ant's is an unreadable cluster fuck but he's still my friend, leave him alone.

[DonTheTrucker]

The main violators of this, of course, are women. They have hundreds of little polls, a bunch of those faggoty glitter words and stupid cartoon hoochies that look absolutely NOTHING like their fat asses. I'm sick of these cunts and they should all die of twat cancer.

[jnoble]

my computers really old (got it in 1999) so it doesn't handle cluttered myspace pages well at all. I sat for 15 minutes while the harddrive whirred and clicked just so I could get as far as clicking on the 'send message' link on a couple people's pages. Myspace is fun and all, but do you girls really need to put every aspect of everything you like on it at the same time?!?!?

[Smokezilla]

I like big ole MySpace pages!!! They have "character".:action-sm