Fuck the Token Minority Hires That Yell "How Do You Spell....?" Outloud in the Office

[BGrant]

Maybe it happens in your place of work, a fat assed minority shit of some sorts, (usually a woman with more than one chin who's young, and one you'd be forgiven for thinking has more than one set of tits, more like six more similar to a dog's underneath the first set) yells out "How do you spell........?" Usually some sort of really esy word used in frequent, every day business exchanges. God forbid they use the various spell check programs included on the computer in front of them, or get a dictionary at a bargain store if they know they have issues with spelling, these twats have to yell it out for all to hear, and of course, the most ignorant pal of theirs attempts to help, showing off her supposed smarts.

As a side note, thank ye Whackbaggers for the psychic support against the pregnant token hire that was giving me problems. She wasn't in today because she overslept which happened when she visited her man in the halfway house he's locked up at, didn't get out until 3 AM and she missed her ride. I cannot attribute this to mere fate, I need to give credit to the board for the massive psychic assult that I'm sure followed. Tomorrow, she'll be back, pissed at the world for the treatment her man is getting from society, and I'll be in bliss, fighting hard not to show it overtly.

[LiddyRules]

Excuse me, the proper screamage is "How you spell..." put one too many words in there to make it grammatically correct and therefore wrong.

[mikeybot]

Start giving incorrect spellings :icon_mrgr

[DanaReevesLungs]

You must hate every woman you work with. I don't see any inner-office relationships between you and a female co-worker presiding anytime soon.

[DonTheTrucker]

Usually some sort of really esy word used in frequent, every day business exchanges.

Like "easy"?








Sorry, had to do it.

[BGrant]

You must hate every woman you work with. I don't see any inner-office relationships between you and a female co-worker presiding anytime soon.


If you saw the brute sows I work with, you wouldn't be torn up over the fact that no relationships are on the horizon.

Misspelling 'easy' as 'esy' makes it all the more fun for all to play along!

And apologies for giving the correct gramatical form of the question whereas I really should have known better, you am be correct on that point.

[Smokezilla]

You should see some of the shit that some of my employees write-up and I have to review. As a collection agency, we make note of our conversations with our clients which cannot be altered or deleted after the "ENTER" key has been hit. Useless sacks of cunts. . . you can fully tell that the brain-processes of these bitches is almost flat-lined.

I feel for ya, BGrant. . . I share the same eternal hell that you do, evidently. How's the view from your cubicle?:action-sm

[BGrant]

You should see some of the shit that some of my employees write-up and I have to review. As a collection agency, we make note of our conversations with our clients which cannot be altered or deleted after the "ENTER" key has been hit. Useless sacks of cunts. . . you can fully tell that the brain-processes of these bitches is almost flat-lined.

I feel for ya, BGrant. . . I share the same eternal hell that you do, evidently. How's the view from your cubicle?:action-sm

Thanks for sharing, at least I'm not alone and I can vent some steam here on the FU board, which helps some. I'm really puzzled that the cretins in your office, the ones in my office, and the rest CANNOT MASTER THE USE OF THE SPELLCHECK feature that pretty much comes with every computer program out there since the early 1980s.

And the view from my cubicle always involves seeing rolling flat flesh of some sort or another when I look up, which I try not to do frequently. Looking at these living, cursing land whales, its no wonder that many men go gay, and although they're most likely repulsed by the acts they perform to maintain their gayness, at least they have the satisfaction of not having to sleep next to one of these beasts.

[Sunsetspawn]

This thread's funny cause it's true.

Don't forget the best one though.

"Where you at?"

[BGrant]

Overheard:

"Let me call my baby's daddy....." (while the office was swamped with calls, out loud, as if anyone were to stop her, she carries on the conversation while call volume increases, laughing and cursing the whole time).

The ever popular "Happy Berf-day to you....."

"Are you or were you ever married? No? Any kids?"

"Remember way back in the day when Gwen Stefano released this?" when referring to No Doubt's cover of "It's My Life" ("Way back in the Day" is any event that occurred 18 months back or a bit further)

And the ever popular too varied to pin down to one phrase, giving advice to another loser in an office that's friends with the loser in your offfice about general life issues like "No way! You cannot let your man beat you! I'd walk out the door!" Which of course she doesn't because the advice giver takes abuse from her 'man' on a near daily basis, but don't let that fact deter you from offeringb pointers on the phone when call volume is at an all time high.

"That party the Dominicans who live one floor before me was off the hook! I don't remember how many Jello shots I did before passing out!" Yes, the seven months pregnant sow said this, and why not have a good time if New York State is picking up the bill for what happens from here on in?

And of course "What are we goin' ta eat?" the ever popular 'what's for lunch' debate which they have every day beginning at 9:30 AM (even though they go to the same place ultimately at 1 PM) And if they're late from lunch, its the company's fault for just giving 45 minutes for the break or the restaurant's for taking so slow (during the lunchtime rush) or for being so far away.

(Out Loud): "Fucking Pinkos!" referring to white people, said in a loud enough volume for all whites to hear and be intimidated, which the upper management invariably does, caving into their demands, because they're spineless.

[sniper]

You need to start pulling some pranks, it seems getting fired would be doing you a favor. I like the ol' wrap the cubicle in saran wrap and fill to the top with packing peanuts. There's also the "post-it note redecoration" filling every square inch of the cube with blank stickies.

Also, the only correct answers to "how you spell ..." are:
"umm not sure, how DO you spell education?"
"D-U-M-B C-U-N-T"

Lastly, get a shitload of those super bounce rubber balls and perfect the art of cube bombing for every time the word "pinko" is used.

Have fun

[BGrant]

Your recommendations are noted. The preggo loud mouth should leave soon, so things should get better. I don't believe that I'll be doing the same thing for the company in the future, so this is an annoyance I have to put up with, even if I decided to walk away for good, I need to put in more time. I just find it so amazing that half the office is filled with people who can't even think of pulling the same crap the other half gets away with on a daily basis. Fuck white guilt, is what it comes down to. Maybe a "Bill Cosby is 100% Right" T-shirt or bumper sticker placed in a strategic spot would do the trick.

[sniper]

Maybe a "Bill Cosby is 100% Right" T-shirt or bumper sticker placed in a strategic spot would do the trick.

Seems like the perfect office memo for certain inboxes :icon_mrgr

[LiddyRules]

Ok, Ok, I got one. What exactly do these colored girls eat? (For some reason I just hold back the urge to call them colored girls. Not nig*er, not negro, not samba, or mammy, colored seems to only acceptable term.)

You think you know every place in the nearby radius where one can get lunch. Then you notice what she got to eat. It's from some bizarre place which you can't possibly imagine where she got it from. It's some sort of meat, of course, of unknown animal origin. Often it'll have bones. It's smell will be something horrible that you have never smelt before. It'll be drowned in some sort of red sauce. And, of course, it'll be fried to the dickens. And she'll eat that thing like it's an orgasm in a styrofoam container with those five inch finger nails covered in some horrible design which you know prevented her landlord from getting rent that month. But you know she look good.

Also, will black females stop snapping their gum or gnawing at it like it's the only thing you've eaten in the past 20 years (I know white people do it too but I'm trying to remain on topic.)

[BGrant]

LiddyRules, good one, but don't forget when they offer you whatever is left in the container after they most likely had the remainder in their mouth or rolled around it like playdough, and act all surprised when you don't accept.

Yeah, the fingernails, braids, and other stuff is out of line as well. I hope embroided shirts with the words "Major Cunt Approaching" in faux diamond like lettering become fashionable.

[Skinflute]

Just wait until the bag of welfare is born and she comes back. Then you will have to hear about every little thing the social vampire is doing.

Good luck bro.

[BGrant]

Can't wait for that day. I'm goping that the long period of non-work during maternity leave (as opposed to the non-work when she's at work) will change her mind about being a 'career gal' and drive her out of the office. The kid's father, as I mentioned before, is in the big house (jail) so there's little I could do to screw up her life more, she's doing a better job of that than I could ever do, even if I made it a dull time task.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Start giving incorrect spellings :icon_mrgr

"YO SUMBODY? HOW I SUPPOSE TO SPELL SINCERELY?"

"Ma'am? I believe it's spelled S-h-u-t-t-h-e-f-u-c-k-u-p-w-o-r-t-h-l-e-s-s-k-n-i-t-t-e-r"

[DonTheTrucker]

Just wait until the bag of welfare is born and she comes back. Then you will have to hear about every little thing the social vampire is doing.

Good luck bro.

The idea of having a welfare kid is so she doesn't have to work. Maybe he'll get lucky.

[Glenn Dandy]

poor bastard.

[wes mantooth]

My company has 48 employees and none of them are black. Reading this shit brings back memories.

[PCLoadLetter]

Overheard:

"Let me call my baby's daddy....."
There you go again, inserting words and syllables that probably aren't true to the actual utterances.

I believe that what you REALLY heard was:

"Let me call my babydaddy....."

Just a hunch.

[BGrant]

There you go again, inserting words and syllables that probably aren't true to the actual utterances.

I believe that what you REALLY heard was:

"Let me call my babydaddy....."

Just a hunch.

I stand corrected then, good catch, sir.