FU to ingenius stoners

[ShooterMcGavin]

You have to have an ID to buy canned air now (gotta be 18). Kids are inhaling it and getting a buzz. Kind of like whipits except less healthy.

Well now every time I buy canned air for computer cleaning and the like, I always feel like an ass because of my young age. The other day, I went up to the counter and asked this dumbass for some canned air, and he gave me a look like "oooh sweet dude have fun with it." He was one of these dumbass kids that talk like Keanu from Bill & Ted, but slower. The whole time I was purchasing the stuff he kept giving me that look like I'm going to use it illegally.

Don't you hate those moments where you feel guilty even though you haven't, nor plan on doing anything bad? That's what I felt when this kid was selling me canned air.

So FU to you smart stoners who came up with getting high off of canned air and make me feel awkward about buying it for legal usage.

[98acura]

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"dude lemme hit that again..."

[Skinflute]

Oh I so much agree with this FU.

Alot of stores took it out of stock even after they added bitterants to it. (Chemical to make it bitter)

I am one to use my computer alot. I use it for work and play, and the canned air is the best stuff for cleaning up the keyboard, especially if you smoke cigs like me and the ashes can get all over.

BTW: Costco, office depot and home depot still sell it, but at about 10 bucks a can. But those were the only places left that I know of. (around here)

I have a picture of weed in my avitar so I won't bash stoners. Being that it's my only vice, I can say fuck you to huffers still.
You can get high off of 96 percent of what comes in aeresol cans, why do they pick on canned air.

You can get the same feeling off of Glade, as well as the spray pan coating. Fix a flat anyone? That can fuck you up too. Get my point? Why just canned air?

FU you faggoty kids who are too lazy to find a weed connection and sit thier and slurp your parents computer cleaning supplies.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

The quickest way to fry your brain is by huffing. We should give these maroons a two for one deal.

[Coffee Diva]

I've got a can of canned air sitting here right in front of me, that I bought to clean my computer and camera. How the hell am I supposed to get high off of it, just stick the tube in my mouth and push the button?

[B54]

I've got a can of canned air sitting here right in front of me, that I bought to clean my computer and camera. How the hell am I supposed to get high off of it, just stick the tube in my mouth and push the button?

You can do it through the mouth of nose, depends on how much of a high you want. This is nothing new, it used to be done with paint, gasoline, glue, and even gum. Sadly, I have to take credit for unleashing this trend. It was the Russians who invented huffing. They took away their Vodka and they got creative. I was acutally surprised to learn about it. When I was Russia last summer, it was very popular to do. I never did it because it is very harmful, it can destroy the CNS if I am not mistaken.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Sadly, I have to take credit for unleashing this trend. It was the Russians who invented huffing.

Tell'em, Fred.

[Salem]

I hear mothballs are the latest thing. You can puttem in a bag or chew them. What ever happened to stealin your parents change, bringing them to the bank for bills and buyin a $10 bag of cheeba?

[sniper]

I hear mothballs are the latest thing. You can puttem in a bag or chew them. What ever happened to stealin your parents change, bringing them to the bank for bills and buyin a $10 bag of cheeba?

Because you can't get good cheeba for $10 anymore, you'd actually have to steal from your parent's change tray, car ashtray, couch cusions, and the ol' bottom of mom's purse just for half of what good bud costs these days.

Now that I think about it, it's kinda logical. Now that you can buy mostly anything with your debit card, who the fuck has change anymore...

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Thank god my pops was a drunk. Anytime I couldn't get weed I would raid the liquor cabinet either that or steal a couple of beers from the fridge.

[DanaReevesLungs]

You can do it through the mouth of nose, depends on how much of a high you want. This is nothing new, it used to be done with paint, gasoline, glue, and even gum.

Who the fuck is sticking paint, gas, or glue in the mouth or nose? You'd fucking die. Don't you mean the good ol' chloroform method of applying the solvent to a rag and snuffing or huffing?

[blazin]

I got carded at Pep Boys for buying a can of spray paint. Im 29 years old!

When I was younger, it was the can of potpouri air freshner that was popular - the ones that shoot upwards... I never did it, but witnessed it... a rag over the top of the can and press the button....gay...

[DonTheTrucker]

Nothing new about any of this. My grandmother actually found a dead golfer kid on her back porch one day with a bag of shoe polish in his hand. This was at least 15 or 20 years ago.

[Southern Fried Pest]

I saw some dumbass sniffing a jumbo marker. Everybody knew he was doing it too because he gave himself a hitler and didn't even know