FU Hippy Douches

[ShooterMcGavin]

I was driving through my neighborhood here in Norman and I passed a house., In the front yard an old bus was parked, and a big sign said "IMPEACH BUSH." On the curb was this ugly lookin chick with braces holding a clipboard with a petition on it.

As I passed them, looking at them in disappointment, the girl on the curb yelled at me,

"HEY! SIGN IT!"

How? What am I in the Fantastic Four? I can't stretch my arm out of my car while I'm driving just to sign your stupid thing. And even if I could, I wouldn't, because even though I'm not a fan of Bush, there is no way a few names on a sheet of paper are going to make any fuckin difference.

I wonder what it says?

DEAR PRESIDENT BUSH LOLZ,
WE R CITIZINS OF NURMEN OAKLAHOMA! WE H8 YOU LAWL! B-LO IS A L1ST OF N4M3Z THAT H8 U TOO!!!!

I fuckin hate these liberal douchebags that think they can make a difference by having a few people sign a stupid petition. Let me let you in on a little something, cunt. YOU HAVE NO SAY!

On my way back, I noticed a storm coming in, and to think that those assholes are going to get rained on makes me happy.

[Smokezilla]

Like George Bush is worried about what anybody thinks about him anymore. He's going to ride-out the rest of his lame-duck term and ride-off into the sunset. As for the hippies, I gotta borrow from one Eric Cartman who said muttering in his sleep, "Hippies. . . hippies. . . everywhere dirty hippies. They wanna save the Earth but all they end-up doing is smokin' pot and smelling bad. . . ".:icon_lol:

[AnimalMthr1982]

I was driving through my neighborhood here in Norman and I passed a house., In the front yard an old bus was parked, and a big sign said "IMPEACH BUSH." On the curb was this ugly lookin chick with braces holding a clipboard with a petition on it.

As I passed them, looking at them in disappointment, the girl on the curb yelled at me,

"HEY! SIGN IT!"

How? What am I in the Fantastic Four? I can't stretch my arm out of my car while I'm driving just to sign your stupid thing. And even if I could, I wouldn't, because even though I'm not a fan of Bush, there is no way a few names on a sheet of paper are going to make any fuckin difference.

I wonder what it says?

DEAR PRESIDENT BUSH LOLZ,
WE R CITIZINS OF NURMEN OAKLAHOMA! WE H8 YOU LAWL! B-LO IS A L1ST OF N4M3Z THAT H8 U TOO!!!!

I fuckin hate these liberal douchebags that think they can make a difference by having a few people sign a stupid petition. Let me let you in on a little something, cunt. YOU HAVE NO SAY!

On my way back, I noticed a storm coming in, and to think that those assholes are going to get rained on makes me happy.

There are dumb liberals, and dumb conservatives. I'm in the military, and have generally voted democrat. It's easy for both of us to pick on the 'outliers' of our respective parties, but let's keep one thing straight.

We hate muslims.

[kloraferm]

Oh, come on now. I'm sure the government will change their policies and billion dollar expenses if they just see enough signatures from enough grimy liberals.:icon_roll

[n8crwlr]

What pisses me off about these idiots, they probably didn't vote in the last election. One of the first things I ask people that talk shit about people in the government, did you vote in the last election, if they answer no then they have no right to complain.

[DonTheTrucker]

What pisses me off about these idiots, they probably didn't vote in the last election. One of the first things I ask people that talk shit about people in the government, did you vote in the last election, if they answer no then they have no right to complain.

Most of them have too many drug posession felonies to vote.

I would have spit on the cunt with the clipboard. No joke.

[DirtyRiderGirl]

Ahh, hippies. Reminds me of one of my favorite lame jokes.

What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

[Southern Fried Pest]

grab the clip board from them, drive a mile or two and throw it out

[kloraferm]

One of the first things I ask people that talk shit about people in the government, did you vote in the last election, if they answer no then they have no right to complain.
Actually, as long as you're a law abiding, tax paying, responsible member of society, you have every right under the sun to complain(that whole freedom of speech thing). Whether or not you vote,(which is supposed to be annonymous anyway) means nothing.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Actually, as long as you're a law abiding, tax paying, responsible member of society, you have every right under the sun to complain(that whole freedom of speech thing). Whether or not you vote,(which is supposed to be annonymous anyway) means nothing.

If you are a college student who, because you are "independent" from mommy and daddy you think you know everything about everything and that you somehow have a valid opinion about politics when in reality it's just shit you heard in class...

You may have a right to an opinion, but if a reporter with a microphone comes up to you during one of your little protests and you start babbling, I then have the right to punch you in the face.

I know I just said college students are dumb when I, in fact, am a college student...but you all get the point :P

[kloraferm]

You may have a right to an opinion, but if a reporter with a microphone comes up to you during one of your little protests and you start babbling, I then have the right to punch you in the face.
That would be assault and the lawmen aint too keen on that. Just sayin'.

[PeriodBlood]

Fuck the liberal hippies, and their offspring. They're everything that is wrong in this country today. They're the reason why American soldiers are being charged with "war crimes." Because of them, we now have to fight a civilized war against cunts that resort to women-shields, rock throwing, and suicide bombs. Good fucking luck, America. Follow Israel's example! Kill every single one of them, muslims and hippies. WIN.

[Multiple Miggs]

Fuck the liberal hippies, and their offspring. They're everything that is wrong in this country today. They're the reason why American soldiers are being charged with "war crimes." Because of them, we now have to fight a civilized war against cunts that resort to women-shields, rock throwing, and suicide bombs. Good fucking luck, America. Follow Israel's example! Kill every single one of them, muslims and hippies. WIN.
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[ShooterMcGavin]

That would be assault and the lawmen aint too keen on that. Just sayin'.

Hey it's "takes the bit too seriously guy" :action-sm

[kloraferm]

Hey it's "takes the bit too seriously guy" :action-sm
Alright, fair enough :) Ya got me