FU retards who bag stuff at the grocery store

[ShooterMcGavin]

I went shoppin for groceries today (by the way FU Red Bull for charging 20 bucks for a 12 pack) and at the checkout counter there was a retard (of course) bagging the groceries.

First of all, why is it that whenever you get something from the gum/candy display, the people always assume you want them with you instead of in the bags? I got some Hershey bars, and the retard handed them to me. How am I supposed to fit Hershey bars in my pocket? I said, "that's ok, just put them in a bag."

So that's what he did. But he set the bag to the side...a whole bag devoted to a couple of candy bars.

I figured this was just the retard brain working, so I let it slide. But then as he was bagging my other stuff, I noticed why he did that.

Alright, listen here, supermarkets across the country. If you are going to let retards work at your store as baggers, at least tell them how to do it. What happened to me is a prime example of what not to do.

I know what you all are thinking. "He crushed the eggs and bread by piling everything in the bag, didn't he?" Nope. Good guess. In fact, he did the other extreme.

I had a bag for each item. That's right. Every god damn thing had its own plastic bag. I only spent about 40 bucks at the grocery store, just getting sodas and canned food and yogurt and stuff, and I ended up walking out of there with 10 bags, because this dummy figured hey I'll put everything in a different bag.

I wanted to tell the kid, hey, you can put those Hershey bars in there with the box of nutri grain bars. Or hey, you can put all that stuff in that bag with the other stuff.

UGH. I wanted to kick him in his mishapen jaw.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Main reason why I use the self-checkout line.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Main reason why I use the self-checkout line.

Ditto, or I go on a line where there is no bagger so I can do it myself. Most of the time you are correct though they do manage to fuck something up.

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

My first job was to bag at shoprite. Some old man was complaining about my bagging he was going on and on and on and on....I said you want it done right bag it yourself..He told the manager and I got fired. :icon_sad:

[d0uche_n0zzle]

He did you a favor.

I had semi-retard working the register and was about to unload a verbal lashing filled with cuss words and other derogatory statements, but realized he was a little slow on the up take and spared him.

I know, so kind of me. :icon_mrgr

[NortonsGravyLeg]

When I was shift manager at a Wawa I had to work with a retard. She would only work 3 days a week but holy shit when she worked she drove me nuts. I worked there for about 8 months and it took every bit of strength and will power not to take her dumb retarded face and mash it onto the oven tray. Luckily most of the time she was stocking the freezer/cooler and shelves so she was out of my hair for the most part.

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

I worked with tard at the GAP and all she wanted to do was go to FAO Schwartz and play with toys. Sweep stupid sweep I wanna go home!

[BGrant]

A lot of us are most likely butt fucking karma in the ass with our critiques of retards, and we'll end up having super retard kids as punishment down the line, but I'll add that they should be employed in more meaningful tasks like mine clearing or the like. The mentally challenged do not belong within 100 feet of anything related with the food industry, and if they could sub for management in a lot of these places, they'd stop the idiotic 'feel good' hiring practices right quick (mostly because they'd do a better job than the said managers). But a lot of this stems from the fact that a certain 'community' from 'urban' sections won't accept such work, if any, so the need is there to staff places with retards, illegals, and most likely clone rejects next. Even Louis Farakan agreed when the former president of Mexico said that Mexicans come to do a lot of the jobs that certain 'community' refuses to do. I just wish they let the midgets do the work first, then move onto whoever is next on the list of willing workers.

[Death Metal Moe]

He did you a favor.

I had semi-retard working the register and was about to unload a verbal lashing filled with cuss words and other derogatory statements, but realized he was a little slow on the up take and spared him.

I know, so kind of me. :icon_mrgr

YOU sir are a SAINT!!!

[Smokezilla]

I think you fellas are being just a little too harsh on Vos and his part-time job to make some extra cash. "Comedy is hard.":icon_lol:

[ShooterMcGavin]

I think you fellas are being just a little too harsh on Vos and his part-time job to make some extra cash. "Comedy is hard.":icon_lol:

I don't undershtand thish. Do I put the cansh all in one bag or can I schstick them with the bread? Oh fuck it I'll jusht put everything in different bagsh. I wisch Bonnie wash here to help me.

[MJMANDALAY]

Glad that the baggers have a job, and not using my tax dollars for assistance. But I NEVER let those fuckers touch my stuff. I get to the register, and I usually shop after work, so picture me all construction dirty with a cigar telling those jagoffs to move to another lane. I have had other people in line laff at the way I shoo them away like an annoying fly.

[MDiaMAok]

the only thing retards are good for is picking up trash at theme parks

[wigsnatcher]

the only thing retards are good for is picking up trash at theme parks

they're also great at folding pizza boxes, and they're fun to laugh at

[CougarHunter]

they're also great at folding pizza boxes, and they're fun to laugh at

Use them to feed the homeless. They can eat retard stew out of that giant empty punch bowl skull.

[flyerfan116]

ummm any reason we're brining back year old threads about retards? i was just about to post a comparison to shooter posting about the mental shortcomings of other while he himself takes 3 days of getting into his car in the blistering heat before trying to manually open the garage door before i noticed he pposted this a year ago

[wigsnatcher]

ummm any reason we're brining back year old threads about retards?

mdiamaok has a short yet annoying history of bringing old-ass threads back from the grave

[MAV]

Use them to feed the homeless. They can eat retard stew out of that giant empty punch bowl skull.

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[tar_baby]

the self-checkout line has to be one of the best things to be put into grocery stores in years....though I hate the old bags who don't fuckin know shit about technology and have to call on the 1 lady working the counter trying to keep track of everybody and keep things straight

[Nortonsmeatytit]

I'll take service from some smiling retarded kid at McDonalds anyday in comparison to the ghetto schwoogies who aren't worth a shit and expect a gold star for managing to get off the bus and in the door on time every day.

How fucked up is society when the smiling tards at McDonalds have a better work ethic than the schwoogies?

[BeerBelly]

the self-checkout line has to be one of the best things to be put into grocery stores in years....though I hate the old bags who don't fuckin know shit about technology and have to call on the 1 lady working the counter trying to keep track of everybody and keep things straight

I don't really like the self check out at all...
it teaches kid's work ethics

[THE FEZ MAN]

there's a blind guy that bags at the acme, he does a great job , i like to bust his balls about being blind, and being better than the retard that collects the carts, he laughs and remembers my stink, he says that theres only one other guy that stinks like me, acetone and weed.....i go to the store every day to buy dinner. and i go threw his line. yea theres no food in my fridge just left overs and booze

[B54]

The only use for a retard is it to be a target on my bayonet.

[martianvirus]

The only use for a retard is it to be a target on my bayonet.
The more retards the better.