Fuck you to my boss!

[ChrisH]

Holy fuck, some of you know how much I hate my job (in the process of changing that)...I am a professional, an attorney who busted his ass in high school, college and law school, passed the bar, am almost 30 years old, and have a boss who literally snaps his fingers at me (not jokingly) to make me print documents "faster" from a printer when I'm putting in 12+ hour days making him a millionaire. That's the tip of the iceberg.

Hey, ____ _________, FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Die die die!!!!

[NightStalker3]

Load his pc/laptop up with some child porn and call the police.

[Salem]

Thats an awsome idea. I gotta remember that one.

[Smokezilla]

Holy fuck, some of you know how much I hate my job (in the process of changing that)...I am a professional, an attorney who busted his ass in high school, college and law school, passed the bar, am almost 30 years old, and have a boss who literally snaps his fingers at me (not jokingly) to make me print documents "faster" from a printer when I'm putting in 12+ hour days making him a millionaire.

Does that trick work? If it does, I'll have to try that with my office staff!:icon_lol:

[ChrisH]

Does that trick work? If it does, I'll have to try that with my office staff!:icon_lol:

If by "work" you mean smiling to his face while plotting the most Machiavellian exit strategy and sharing that story with the rest of your employees to further dampen morale (and increase the likelihood of 80-90% employee turnover within a 3-6 month period), then yeah, it works like a charm.

[Jerry1]

Sorry to bring back an old thread but I think all of you will understand.

FU to my boss!!
For a bout a year now I have been getting weekends off(after working like 10 years there causing them no problems) very happily. Then this bitch of a boss decides no one can have weekends off(which I am one of the few!). For no reason mind you. Even the guy who does scheduling told me that we got enough people and it makes it a pain for him cause now he has to re-arrange people.
Worst part is that I was going with a few buddies for a road trip to Philidelphia for a certain comedy show for the weekend. Got the tickets and all! Had to give my ticket to someone else. So pissed!!
This fucking cunt of a boss survives Sept 11, cancer, leg operation and a couple of other things and pulls through with flying colors. Being a complete bitch the entire time! (I heard she sent two guys to their deaths on Sept 11!) So I can't wish her dead cause I think God gave up on this one.

SO...FU TO THIS F'ING C!!!:fu4: :alienfu: :fu8: