FU Sick Fuck Women Who Walk Around The Office Barefoot

[BGrant]

THe goddamned floor of the office I'm in is disgusting enough without these cunts walking around barefoot, getting their sweaty foot essence into the carpeting, which hardly gets cleaned. We're not in your roach infested homes, you whores, put some goddamned shoes on, its not the beach or some sort of club-like atmosphere. Now I could imagine getting additional cash each month for wearing shoes all the time. I cannot comprehend these vile cunts and the things they do. What's your office horror story similar to this? I'd like to know. (And yes, I did think of breaking a bottle and embedding the small particles into the carpet).

[kloraferm]

Where the fuck do you work?

[Halo Five]

ewwwww.... feet, bunch of savages you work with.

[BGrant]

I work in a place that takes orders (call center) for lenses opticians use. The job, minus the big commute for me, is actually good, except for the aforementioned savage shits whose behavior continues to amaze me. OK, you wear sandle-like shoes more appropriate for the beach, it is summer, but there's a warehouse outside the office we all need to walk by many times a day, you'd think you'd want a decent oair of shoes to aoid injury. These fat assed whores walk around as if it were sexy, as if you're in the living room of an apartment of a realy hot chick who kicks off her shoes and says "I'll be right back...." and she comes back wearing the hottest lingere you couldn't possibly imagine existing with a 'come fuck me' expression on her face. If I had the Oprah money, I'd get a set of Timberlands and attach sharpened golf cleat soles to them and stomp away. They're the most classless group I ever encountered.

[JimsInfectedEye]

Dude, can't you bitch to human resources about this? Turn it around, if those savages thought something you were doing was disgusting, they'd waste no time threatening "lawsuit".

[BGrant]

Its the numbers my man. Too many minority women tipping the scales and making it a socially accepted behavior. Human Resources just goes with the white guilt ridden flow. These beasts need to show all the money they blow getting their nails done all nice and fancy. After all, a nice set of nails on a beastial woman's feet are really what a man is after.

There's more of a double standard there, but what can you do? The white chick that sides with the beasts and who would probably weigh as much as they do if she didn't smoke (have one of those in your office?) most likely told the pregnant beast I really detest her behavior when I was talking about this and that with the office manager today. All the better, let the beast know I'm not a glutten for her punishment. Today, they passed around info of where the beast and her baby are registered for baby shower presents. I plan on giving nothing. I contributed $5 for the 6 foot hero and ice cream cake they're having for the beast's in office 'shower' because I plan on being as minimally social as I possibly can and I do intend to get my $5 back in the food that's going to be there (and covertly share with other folks in other offices who get shut out as I do frequently) but the beast and her kid get noting from me.

For those of you who have been following my 'FU Pregnant Beast At Work' saga, the word is that the kid appears to be underweight, so maybe she'll have a water head. Poor kid at any rate. Good news for this week according to the beast is that the babydaddy is out of the halfway house and with her (aw!) and now she's giving advice over the phone to all her pig girlfriends about how they're both 'living for the baby now'. (cue the OK, Terrific! someone please...)

Maybe some broken glass bits will make their way into the caroeting around the hero......

Damn, I hate it when cunts turn the office into one big baby shower, bridal shower, or whatever the fuck vaginally inspired occassion it is that day.

[blee]

"Accidentally" drop some staples and thumbtacks. That should finish that.

[NuttyJim]

worst is when it is a really fat and ugly bitch wearing no shoes creeping around the fucking joint or some chick with some gnarly fucking feet! blech!

[DonTheTrucker]

Make a small hole in your pants pocket. Put tacks, glass, and assorted implements of destruction in your pocket and walk around letting the stuff loose. Videotape the results and post it here.

[Salem]

Ya Id get some kinda chemical and douse the floor with it. Something that burns the skin. Maybe even seers the skin would be nice. Animals walkin around without shoes on. Thats just gross.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Send the pregant cunt a rusty coat hanger and "Do it yourself home abortion book".

[DeltaPin]

Think it's about time you found a new job.

[Mommadeez4u]

mmmmmmmmm...... sweaty foot essence :)

[DonTheTrucker]

On a side note, you're wearing shoes so you won't have to deal with foot swear and dirt. Why does it matter, you're civilized.

[BGrant]

True, DonTheTrucker, you raise a valid point, but its one of those classless things where they attempt to make the office seem like their living room at home as I mentioned already, and the medicated Anna Nicole Smith like mannerisms they have when they walk around is really off putting. I was at the "Urban" mall near me many years ago, and after I parked my car and went to pay the meter as is required, I saw a thirld world dirtbag take a piss right there in the open, as if he were proud of the thing. Never mind the mall is right there and they have a huge restroom as all malls do, or the other businesses in the area have. And God forbid he'd choose a corner somewhere in case he couldn't make it. Instead, he acts worse than a dog on a leash. True, I don't have to walk around the asphalt he used or someone else may have barefoot, but the experience makes me realize there's a large group of people out there who are worse than animals, and the problem seems to get worse with each passing day.

(I'm also curious as to whether the fine folks here who contribute have similar or worse stories from their lives, there's a bit of comfort to be had knowing you're not the only one who finds this sort of stuff just plain unbelievable).