FU to women who breast feed their children in public

[westben2002]

FU women who breastfeed their children in public....when i was in LA with my chick, we're on the 'walk of fame' and we see this really ugly 'hippy' woman breastfeeding her child and here tits were all deformed and saggy and i was like 'i don't want to see that' and this is why i love my girlfriend, she sees it too and nudges me and in a sarcastic voice goes 'can i have a sip?'

but honestly, keep your breast feeding to confined to your house....i mean...i know we as humans are classified as 'animals' but could we possibly show some sophistication over other animals and feed your children in the confinds of your own house. FUck you whose bags

[JoeyDVDZ]

I wonder if her tits were spectacular, would you be complaining as loudly?


Incidentally, I agree with JimsInfectedEye, if you gotta do it, do it discretely.

[JimsInfectedEye]

This has always been one of my worst public peeves. I really don't have a problem with breast feeding in public - just do it discreetly. I was getting groceries a while ago and the lady behind me decided it was just the time to start feeding, so she whipped a tit out and started right there. Nothing like bending over your cart to get a few things out, looking up and seeing some deformed areola staring you right in the face.

If you want to breast feed, go find a nice secluded corner and take care of business. Don't try to have a conversation with me, because it makes other people uncomfortable when your flabby bag is hanging out and I can see you wincing in pain while trying to tell me about your husbands new job.

[westben2002]

I wonder if her tits were spectacular, would you be complaining as loudly?


Incidentally, I agree with JimsInfectedEye, if you gotta do it, do it discretely.

dude, no

i hate it all together, its just gross because then you feel awkward....like are you supposed to accept it as a natural thing and look, or turn your head away and ruin the flow of what you were doing cause you got someone breastfeeding

i don't care if she's a hot chick or ugly....its just weird, and people don't have the fucking decency to hide those till their in a bathroom or something

[Angelfuck]

but honestly, keep your breast feeding to confined to your house....

Im not saying I would do it, sadly enough Id probably take my baby into the bathroom, but you do know newborns need to be fed like every 2 hours..

I wonder if her tits were spectacular, would you be complaining as loudly?

of course not


oh yeah, I saw some french lady breastfeeding her 2-3 yr old on the subway, now that was disturbing, theres no where to look and the kid is like talking in between sips

[westben2002]

i understand, i mean, i can show compassion because yeah, but just don't whip'em out when engaging in something.....you can say to whoever 'ill be right back, i have to feed my kid' because this happened to me when i was 14, during church the woman whipped them out to feed her child....its just been a thing with me and its something about it that should be private

[JoeyDVDZ]

I think nursing mothers should carry a small blanket with them when they're lugging the tit wrecker with them, so they can cover up the carnage.

[Angelfuck]

I think nursing mothers should carry a small blanket with them when they're lugging the tit wrecker with them, so they can cover up the carnage.

Ive seen a lot of women do that, you see it for a second and then once the kid attaches itself to it they throw a blanket over the baby. If it needs to be done thats the way it should be done. Ive also known a lot of mothers to "pump" their milk into bottles for feeding in public

[westben2002]

i've seen bras where there are little velcro things on the nips, where if the woman has to just un-velcro it and she can feed her child.....i mean, even then....its just odd to witness that

[duGandfriends]

that happened to me once too, and I was like, dude.

She had her tit out and was just breastfeeding away and I said "no one wants to see your breast....you're twelve!"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Apparently it's not only hot when women do it.

http://daddytypes.com/archive/man_breastfeeding.jpeg

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html

[BGrant]

Next time, walk up to a woman breastfeeding in public with a stupid grin on your face and say "Got room there for one more?" Guaranteed she'll vacate the area right quick.

[Sinn Fein]

Remember the scene from Me, Myself, and Irene where Jim Carrey sucks on that blonde chick's tit who was breastfeeding the kid? Try doing that....

[funnybonez]

Shit.. if it was Angelina Jolie tit feeding, you would not be complaining!!

Hey its sorta a WOW right?

[westben2002]

dude, its gross, i dont' care if its angelina jolie, i'll be like 'umm can't you do that in the fucking bathroom" cause i really can't stand it at all