Fu Ibs

[Cunt Hair]

Fuck you IBS & my stupid stomach. I had one fucking cup of coffee this morning, and i've had ass puke ever since. Not the painless kind either... the kind that burns your asshole as it comes out.

Not like there is anything better to do on this rainy saturday (FU Ernesto!), but my little asshole hurts, and now my BF certainly won't get the anal.

:icon_frow

[NortonsGravyLeg]

"Ol chewbacca colin" Jim Norton

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Butt plug. :icon_mrgr

[Sinn Fein]

Make sure you're using the wet wipes with the soothing aloe and lanolin.

[BGrant]

The Pepto Bismol Tablets or CVS knock-offs should set you right. I speak from experience.....

[Rob]

try drinking your coffee black... or use a non dairy creamer...