Tom Cruise's Baby???

[jagsfans]

I did'nt see this started anywhere else so forgive me if this is a dup thread. However, while this baby certainly does'nt look like a waterhead, she does look very Asian to be their kid. Has this picture raised any other questions or concerns?

http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/pressroom/

[NightStalker3]

Hair looks straight like a slope. She looks exactly like my daughter at that age...Katie is my sperm catcher!

[mascan42]

Anybody else think she looks kinda Chinese?

*edit* I should read the fucking thread before I post.

[Abysmul]

I think she looks a little like both of them...cute kid

the Suri countdown begins!!!!!
18 years to go!!!!!!11

[Ballbuster1]

I looked at the pics earlier today and I gotta admit that she looks
like she has some asian thing going on there. Something's wrong with
the kid or she's not Tom's.

[Sutsu]

I don't think she's asian. Katie Holmes has the same kind of almost-asian eyes thing going on. My whole thing is that there's no way that baby's hair is naturally that jet black at four months old. Either they're dying the kid's hair, which is fucked up, or it's a nice photoshop until they find a suitable real baby. Were these pictures taken by a pro crew or are they just home made unverifiable glamor shots?

[robe_n_broth]

definitly chinky

[Smokezilla]

They've airbrushed the shit out of that picture. That and they photoshopped Tom and Katie together 'cause you know he couldn't stand to have her touch him like that. . . all "lovingly" and shit. . . it'd creep him out too bad!:icon_conf

[Warfarer]

with that fancy black hair and those eyes, I was thinking Japanese.

[Legend of Snuka]

Something ain't right about that photo...Doesn't look like it was photoshopped but I swear that baby looks very asian....Look at the eyes, the complextion,nose and the jet black hair....

[fandango86]

For christ sakes, her eyes are exactly the fucking same as Katie Holmes'. You people are fucking retarded. Like any of you even know the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Korean, etc. I'll give you all a hint: THERE ISN'T ANY!!!

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/8761/katieoe2.png

[LZMF1]

what bothers me is that people actually care.

[Angelfuck]

with that fancy black hair and those eyes, I was thinking Japanese.

thats my guess, either that or katies got some eskimo in her bc the baby has no eyelids, Im guessing the sperm donor lied on his application

[WonkaVision]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42056000/jpg/_42056916_surivanityfair_203.jpg
definitly a chink...looks like its wearing a wig....damn tojo!

[kloraferm]

what bothers me is that people actually care.
Glad someone said it

[jagsfans]

what bothers me is that people actually care.

Glad someone said it

Sorry, not trying to be an access hollywood fag, but Ope has talked extensively about the publicity this kid was getting so I felt it was relevent.

[westben2002]

i'm calling 'photoshop' on this one

[Earth2murf]

i think Katie fuck the chinees food delivery dude,,,then tom fucked him too

[Schmed]

She looks like Katie Holmes, but who the fuck cares. I don't understand all this hoopla over some little fucking brat.

[BravoSierra]

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/main/060906mapr01.jpg

Cut out Suri's body and head.... flip it 90 degrees. Find a picture of John Karr and paste a cock coming out of his pants. That's all these pictures are good for. Second picture, first picture is worthless.

[westben2002]

this is my whole scientology belief about their baby:

katie wasn't pregnant, she just wore something to make it seem that way, while doing that, they secretly adopted a child through a scientology adoption service so they can cover it all up

i call SHENANIGANS ON THIS

[abudabit]

Maybe Tom Cruise had sex with Katie Holmes, got her pregnant, and she had the baby. Is that so unbelievable?

[BIV]

She looks like Katie Holmes, but who the fuck cares. I don't understand all this hoopla over some little fucking brat.

Because gay guys don't generally fuck and have children.

[Schmed]

Cut out Suri's body and head.... flip it 90 degrees. Find a picture of John Karr and paste a cock coming out of his pants. That's all these pictures are good for. Second picture, first picture is worthless.

No way, I sat C&P a little waterhead for the first pic.

[MayrMeninoCrash]

Maybe Tom Cruise had sex with Katie Holmes, got her pregnant, and she had the baby. Is that so unbelievable?


Tom Cruise spends too much time in his closet to do any of this. I saw it on a documentary on TV once.

[Norton's Hog]

i think Katie fuck the chinees food delivery dude,,,then tom fucked him too
Line of the thread.:clap:

I have a pshop idea....:rolleyes:

[Plunkies]

Original picture, stolen from fark...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Thudpics/suricruiseeskimo.jpg