FU to school security

[B54]

Today after 4th period me and my friend decided to skip and go get some food and chill for a period or two. We have 2 security guards at my school, one is really cool, the other is a knitter that came from New Orleans last year, and I swear, this guy has it out for white people. He is so gung-ho about his job, he memorizes license plate numbers, peoples' names, driving patterns, and much more. There is a huge wooded area right next to my school that is adjacent to the parking lot. We go through the back exit of the school and there are huge trailers out there now so we are covered from the parking lot area, or so we thought. We run into the woods. There is a creek to get over until we get up to the parking lot and my friend jumps over it first. I am about to throw him my bag so I can jump and then I hear a rustle. The next thing I know I am on the ground because the knitter speared me. He yells out, 'hands behind your back now or I will tazer you!" and proceeds to handcuff me. He yells at my friend to come over and my friend walks around calmly to us and he throws him down and handcuffs him too. He takes up back up to the school and throws us into the disipline office. The displine officer is a knitter and does not even hear our side and gives us one day of suspension. Meanwhile, the knitter is going through our shit, throwing everything out of our bookbags, checking all the pockets, sniffing the bag (which made me laugh), opening a sealed water bottle and smelling it, then he tells up to stand up, he empties our pockets, looks through our wallets, takes off our shoes, checks in our socks, raises up our jeans legs, raises up our shirts, and then proceeds to pat us down. He then yells at us for 10 minutes about responsibility, even though we both have 4.0 GPAs, take all AP and Advanced classes, and keep up with our work. Finally he un-cuffs us and tells us to go back to class. I could really care less about the punishment (it is in-school suspension, which is basically a study hall for all day), I am upset that he had to be such an asshole about the whole situation. Here is a map of my school and how we got out :

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/untitled-4.jpg

[Budyzir]

Dude, I have followed your threads for a while. One opinion, you’re not in a school but in a fucked up penal complex! All this sounded like something from Alcatraz. Do your time and get the fuck out.

[mikeybot]

A school security guy handcuffed you and patted you down?

That's fucked up.

I might have gone the 'tazer me and I'll have your job' angle

May want to even check into the legality of him even having a tazer in the first place.

[tar_baby]

jesus christ...did he pull out the ******izer on u?

[ImAlrightSpider]

Wait a minute, don't you commute something like an hour to get to this school? Why would you go to such great lengths to GET to school, then ditch class?

You have to consider that this guy probably deals mostly with punks who deserve the kind of treatment you got. Frankly, considering the way you acted today, you deserve the same treatment as them. If you don't want a security guy "sniffing your bag," you should not act like an escaping convict.

[frankjg]

You had to go all the way into the woods to suck cock? :icon_mrgr

[Jerry1]

Today after 4th period me and my friend decided to skip and go get some food and chill for a period or two. We have 2 security guards at my school, one is really cool, the other is a knitter that came from New Orleans last year, and I swear, this guy has it out for white people. He is so gung-ho about his job, he memorizes license plate numbers, peoples' names, driving patterns, and much more. There is a huge wooded area right next to my school that is adjacent to the parking lot. We go through the back exit of the school and there are huge trailers out there now so we are covered from the parking lot area, or so we thought. We run into the woods. There is a creek to get over until we get up to the parking lot and my friend jumps over it first. I am about to throw him my bag so I can jump and then I hear a rustle. The next thing I know I am on the ground because the knitter speared me. He yells out, 'hands behind your back now or I will tazer you!" and proceeds to handcuff me. He yells at my friend to come over and my friend walks around calmly to us and he throws him down and handcuffs him too. He takes up back up to the school and throws us into the disipline office. The displine officer is a knitter and does not even hear our side and gives us one day of suspension. Meanwhile, the knitter is going through our shit, throwing everything out of our bookbags, checking all the pockets, sniffing the bag (which made me laugh), opening a sealed water bottle and smelling it, then he tells up to stand up, he empties our pockets, looks through our wallets, takes off our shoes, checks in our socks, raises up our jeans legs, raises up our shirts, and then proceeds to pat us down. He then yells at us for 10 minutes about responsibility, even though we both have 4.0 GPAs, take all AP and Advanced classes, and keep up with our work. Finally he un-cuffs us and tells us to go back to class. I could really care less about the punishment (it is in-school suspension, which is basically a study hall for all day), I am upset that he had to be such an asshole about the whole situation. Here is a map of my school and how we got out :

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/untitled-4.jpg

I would've took the "tazer". I know it would have hurt like hell but think about the nice lawsuit your parents could have filed. And the smile you would have on your face as this dick security gaurd got fired and escorted out.
Nice pic by the way. You planning an airstrike or something?

[AnimalMthr1982]

I thought you were in med school...

[Crimsontimmy]

You should have carried around a small bag of Anthrax, then opened it when he starts smelling your bag. Then when he dies yell "Surprize!".

[whoisisthis]

I thought you were in med school...

:)

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=45261&highlight=brain+surgeon

[Cybouncer]

:)

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=45261&highlight=brain+surgeon


:icon_lol:

[B54]

:)

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=45261&highlight=brain+surgeon

:action-sm

[ShooterMcGavin]

I thought you were in med school...

DiCaprio played him in "Catch Me If You Can"

[AnimalMthr1982]

:)

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=45261&highlight=brain+surgeon

I remember:action-sm

[Budyzir]

I still think the "FU Fire" was his funniest post!

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=42458&highlight=Fire