F U Horn honking motherfuckers

[monkeyjuice]

Every single fucking day some fuckwad honks their horn when they pass the apartment complex half a block north of me. Fucking drive yourself off a bridge you slimey fuck. Who the fuck are you honking at? Furthermore how the fuck are they going to know who's honking them as you pass by at 20-30 mph. Die you fucking cornball fuck!

[kloraferm]

I live near a highschool filled with assholes who for some stupid reason, when school lets out (sometime in the morning too), ride their horn all the way around the corner right by my window. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've wished I had a grenade launcher.

[BGrant]

Over by me its some older Spic cocksucker type picking up another Goddamned illegal for "work" each morning, or picking up some whore cunt some loser is dating, instead of parking the car and walking up to the door to ring the bell, or some other lowlife from a country we dropped premium Raytheon product on. You should be able to put a round between their eyes and drive over their remains with their own vehicle. I cannot believe how with each passing day, this country delves deeper into some more savage shit that's taken as yet another norm. Great FU, BTW.

[B54]

I agree. There are very only two instances that I can think of when honking the horn is neccessary, so please limit them to these 1) someone is not moving after a light change, on a Keep Moving sign, a Yield sign, or a Stop sign, even then, it should be a light tap of the horn. 2) Someone is merging and they did not check there blind spot (AKA women) and they are about to hit you.

Add more if you would like.

[yellowstonesteve]

Add more if you would like.

apparently, its neccesary to honk when you go through McDOnalds drive-thru. My building is right next door to one, I can see it from my bedroom window. They honk for everything, especially if the person before them has the audacity to stop before turning onto the busy 4 lane street it dumps onto. How dare they stop & look, just floor it and go!
THe worst is the fuckin mommies that come to pick up their mongoloid mouthed kids at night. 12am, they're outside honking horns. cunts, all of them.

[BravoSierra]

A great man once said:

People should be allowed to honk their horn 3 times per month. "Could you please go on red?" I wish I hadn't seen Ricky walking down the street last week.

I deeply appoligize for destroying a great Mitch Hedberg line.

[n8crwlr]

How about the ones that pull in the driveway and are too lazy to get out of the car to ring the bell. Die already you lazy fat cunt that picks up the women next door.

I honk my horn at a homeless mess that sleeps under the bridge I drive by twice a month, I just want him to know someone cares and recognizes his pathetic life. He has spent some time on his little home and has some kind of cloth wall hanging from the beams under the bridge on a highway over pass.

[THE FEZ MAN]

try being the recever of honks. ever time some one that knows my boss drives buy our shop some jackass has to honk his horn + we get: police sirens. air horns, engine revs, burn outs, the finger, and on good days at least one "fuck you cocksuckers!"

[Salem]

Over by me its some older Spic cocksucker type picking up another Goddamned illegal for "work" each morning, or picking up some whore cunt some loser is dating, instead of parking the car and walking up to the door to ring the bell, or some other lowlife from a country we dropped premium Raytheon product on. You should be able to put a round between their eyes and drive over their remains with their own vehicle. I cannot believe how with each passing day, this country delves deeper into some more savage shit that's taken as yet another norm. Great FU, BTW.

Couldnt have said it better myself.

[monkeyjuice]

God bless Raytheon and every megaton of force they create

[n8crwlr]

FU, the cunt next door last night at 11:30

[roche]

I sometimes lay into the horn as I drive past the local golf course. I make sure someone is mid-swing though. It brightens up my day.

[BravoSierra]

I sometimes lay into the horn as I drive past the local golf course. I make sure someone is mid-swing though. It brightens up my day.


Oh..... COMPLETELY agree. If you live next to a golf course, I'm sorry. But it always lifts my spirits. I've done it ever since Jay Mohr was talking about it on the show and how it makes him and his kid laugh everytime.

[roche]

Oh..... COMPLETELY agree. If you live next to a golf course, I'm sorry. But it always lifts my spirits. I've done it ever since Jay Mohr was talking about it on the show and how it makes him and his kid laugh everytime.

I have been doing it since I had a license. My first car had a cheap Radio Shack CB that you could use as a PA if you had an amp. I had a PA speaker hooked up to this crappy 30 way amp tied up to my trunk on a bungee cord. We used to piss those guys off so bad they would be throwing shit at us. Now I just have a horn but its a bit like reliving old times everytime I pass by that place.

[WonkaVision]

I can't stand people who lay on the horn for no fucking reason.....It happens all the time in my complex....

[Three Hole Puncher]

I can't stand people who lay on the horn for no fucking reason.....It happens all the time in my complex....

In that case, whatever you do, don't travel to any of the "savage" countries. I swear it's like they have the horn button installed in the seats of the cars and they just honk everytime the car hits a pot hole or the driver cuts a fart. There's no rhyme or reason to their honking.

I was once in Rio DeJinero, Brazil... holy fuck... Honk! Honk! Beep! Honk! Beep! Beep! It's fucking maddening... night and day it never stops.

[Norton's Hog]

Try being in Munich during the last world cup.
After each match, the savages who's team had won would drive around the city laying on their horns, hanging out their cars, screaming at everyone like we give a shit. Every fucking night I would have to hear this shit for hours on end.
Christ, I fucking hate europeans....