FU Foxy Grandma!

[DirtyRiderGirl]

Holy shit, first you're going 20 in a 40 the whole goddamn way down the road, then you almost take out a fucking garbage can because you're like 200 and can't handle all the power of your Astrovan with your "Foxy Grandma" sticker on it. Then you get on the expressway and drive 20 miles an hour through all the one-lane road construction so I can't get around you. Why couldn't you have just crashed into the divider?

If you can't drive anywhere near the speed limit, get off the fucking road, you old whore! Some people are not retired and actually have to be at work!

[WonkaVision]

Yea!!!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

"Foxy Grandma"

is she?

[BGrant]

She's probably the old bat that dialed the wrong number once and got Opie, who proceeded to inform the old crow that the person she was trying to get ahold of died. I passed this old a-hole once who took three of his pals on a ride (he was going 20 mph in a 35 mph zone) and the a-hole was honking his horn as if i collided into him, a series long full bursts of the horn and some inflammatory statement long forgotten with his arm. I was never happier with myself for passing one of these seasoned citizens. You have no job, do not clog the road when its rush hour.

[tar_baby]

next time run her off the road into a fucking ditch

[Multiple Miggs]

People who drive minivans are menaces. It's usually some soccer mom twat or her emasculated faggot husband, driving down the highway with both hands on the steering wheel while making phantom steering corrections. And the whole time driving much slower than the flow of traffic and completely oblivious to everyone else on the road.

I've never understood what it is about buying a minivan that causes people who were normally competent drivers to become complete idiots.
::hammer:

[kloraferm]

Seeing the thread title, I thought this was gonna go in a totally different direction

[DirtyRiderGirl]

"Foxy Grandma"

is she?

As stated above, no. She looked like a 200-year old dessicated corpse.