FU to People who text in movies

[WonkaVision]

Fuck you to my friend who thinks its fine to text during the entire fucking movie....ok, its not as bad as talking, but that fucking phone lighting up is still annoying. Leave your fucking phone off for 2 hours, your not that fucking important.

[Three Hole Puncher]

I went to a classy steak joint this weekend for dinner. We're sitting at our table for like an hour listening to this dizzy bitch at the bar blabbing into her cellphone non-fucking-stop. As soon as she'd hang up on one call the fucking thing would ring again and she'd start blabbing and cackling all over again. Finally, the bitch goes to the bathroom and she leaves her cellphone on the bar, the thing starts ringing and some guy walks over, picks up the phone, and drops it into the cunt's pint of beer.

Note to that guy... you rock, sir. :clap:

[MJMANDALAY]

Fuck you to my friend who thinks its fine to text during the entire fucking movie....ok, its not as bad as talking, but that fucking phone lighting up is still annoying. Leave your fucking phone off for 2 hours, your not that fucking important.


When did you go to the movies with my wife?

[WonkaVision]

I went to a classy steak joint this weekend for dinner. We're sitting at our table for like an hour listening to this dizzy bitch at the bar blabbing into her cellphone non-fucking-stop. As soon as she'd hang up on one call the fucking thing would ring again and she'd start blabbing and cackling all over again. Finally, the bitch goes to the bathroom and she leaves her cellphone on the bar, the thing starts ringing and some guy walks over, picks up the phone, and drops it into the cunt's pint of beer.

Note to that guy... you rock, sir. :clap:

We could all learn something from the guy who did that...Glad to know people like that are out there somewhere....I wouldn't have the balls....unless I ate a bunch of Xanax...then its possible.