ShooterMcGavin
09-11-2006, 07:00 PM
A lot of people ridicule me when I tell them I don't like the band, Panic! at the Disco. For those of you who like this homo-erotic abomination of a band and think that I am wrong for hating them, let me explain to you why they stink.
The name.
The name itself is irritating. The first thing you will notice is the unnecessary punctuation in the middle of the name. "Panic! at the Disco." (Cue Jimmy bit) What are you trying to imply here? Are you being EDGY and CREATIVE? So every time I say your name, I have to shout the first word? What the hell does this even mean?
Then of course there is the name in itself. "Panic (!!!!!!!) at the Disco." I guess we are panicking because these retards just walked on stage, or maybe because MTV won't support any decent rock bands.
The Look.
Glam bands in the 80s had it right. They did up their hair and put on makeup, and somehow were able to preserve their manhood. Panic, however...well...look.
http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/v/vmas_06/panic_at_the_disco/281x211.jpg
Now, if you've never heard of Panic!!!!!!!!!! at the Disco before, and you were looking at this picture for the first time, you would probably say something like, "Is that guy gay?" Or, "Haha, that's funny, they photoshopped the cock out of his hand and put a microphone there to make it look like he's singing." Boy George even looks more butch than this douchebag.
The singer.
He can't sing, plain and simple. If you sound mediocre with digital enhancements, and fucking terrible live, you need to face the fact that singing isn't for you and you don't deserve all the money and fame. It seems anyone can become a rock star these days. He sounds like the singer from Fall Out Boy, another horrific band who's tour bus I hope crashes into a gas station.
The music.
Even if that faggot could sing, it still wouldn't matter, because the songs are abysmal. Here is a sample:
Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
Good, good now we're making some progress
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?
It is only by coincidence that two of the words in this abortion actually came close to rhyming. Now, I'm not going to post the entire song because I don't want to corrupt my post with this drivel, but I am going to tell you to look up the lyrics for, "The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage." Done that? Good.
You will notice that the song has nothing to do with the title. The song isn't even about anything. It doesn't even fucking rhyme. It's just a bunch of mindless drek written down in a notebook and made into a hit by some damn good producers.
So what's with the title? Hell, what's with any of the titles? And why do none of the songs have anything to do with their titles? How many times can I say "titles" in one paragraph? Hell, this paragraph alone isn't as long as some of the titles:
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage - Is it?
London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines - What the hell does that even mean?
Lying is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Sounds like a song a girl would write. Faggot.
There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet. - Probably the longest song title in the history of music.
Coming up with a title shouldn't be that hard. All you need is a couple, maybe 3 (hell, I'll even give you 4) words that sum up the entire point of the song. Sometimes the title is found in the chorus, other times it's what the song is about. But Panic!!!!!! has failed to do this. They think they are being edgy and artistic with these horseshit titles, which, as stated before, have nothing to do with the actual songs. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies." No sir, you write both. This entire album is a tragedy, and it should be a sin to produce this garbage.
The fame
Now that I have got done saying everything above, I want to ask you, WHY IS THIS BAND FAMOUS? WHY DO PEOPLE ENJOY LISTENING TO THIS GARBAGE? I went to the Panic!!!!!!! at the Disco MySpace page and saw that they have almost as many friends as DANE COOK. That's TOO FUCKING MANY.
I hope your band gets pummeled by a drunk driver right before the biggest show of your soon-to-be-forgotten lives. This fucking band is nothing but a bunch of should-have-been-aborted emo faggots who are only famous because their awful friends, Fall Out Boy, who should all Fall Out of a high building, recommended them to some corporate ass hat producer. Fuck you, and fuck your mothers, and fuck your awful band.
The name.
The name itself is irritating. The first thing you will notice is the unnecessary punctuation in the middle of the name. "Panic! at the Disco." (Cue Jimmy bit) What are you trying to imply here? Are you being EDGY and CREATIVE? So every time I say your name, I have to shout the first word? What the hell does this even mean?
Then of course there is the name in itself. "Panic (!!!!!!!) at the Disco." I guess we are panicking because these retards just walked on stage, or maybe because MTV won't support any decent rock bands.
The Look.
Glam bands in the 80s had it right. They did up their hair and put on makeup, and somehow were able to preserve their manhood. Panic, however...well...look.
http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/v/vmas_06/panic_at_the_disco/281x211.jpg
Now, if you've never heard of Panic!!!!!!!!!! at the Disco before, and you were looking at this picture for the first time, you would probably say something like, "Is that guy gay?" Or, "Haha, that's funny, they photoshopped the cock out of his hand and put a microphone there to make it look like he's singing." Boy George even looks more butch than this douchebag.
The singer.
He can't sing, plain and simple. If you sound mediocre with digital enhancements, and fucking terrible live, you need to face the fact that singing isn't for you and you don't deserve all the money and fame. It seems anyone can become a rock star these days. He sounds like the singer from Fall Out Boy, another horrific band who's tour bus I hope crashes into a gas station.
The music.
Even if that faggot could sing, it still wouldn't matter, because the songs are abysmal. Here is a sample:
Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
Good, good now we're making some progress
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?
It is only by coincidence that two of the words in this abortion actually came close to rhyming. Now, I'm not going to post the entire song because I don't want to corrupt my post with this drivel, but I am going to tell you to look up the lyrics for, "The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage." Done that? Good.
You will notice that the song has nothing to do with the title. The song isn't even about anything. It doesn't even fucking rhyme. It's just a bunch of mindless drek written down in a notebook and made into a hit by some damn good producers.
So what's with the title? Hell, what's with any of the titles? And why do none of the songs have anything to do with their titles? How many times can I say "titles" in one paragraph? Hell, this paragraph alone isn't as long as some of the titles:
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage - Is it?
London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines - What the hell does that even mean?
Lying is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Sounds like a song a girl would write. Faggot.
There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet. - Probably the longest song title in the history of music.
Coming up with a title shouldn't be that hard. All you need is a couple, maybe 3 (hell, I'll even give you 4) words that sum up the entire point of the song. Sometimes the title is found in the chorus, other times it's what the song is about. But Panic!!!!!! has failed to do this. They think they are being edgy and artistic with these horseshit titles, which, as stated before, have nothing to do with the actual songs. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies." No sir, you write both. This entire album is a tragedy, and it should be a sin to produce this garbage.
The fame
Now that I have got done saying everything above, I want to ask you, WHY IS THIS BAND FAMOUS? WHY DO PEOPLE ENJOY LISTENING TO THIS GARBAGE? I went to the Panic!!!!!!! at the Disco MySpace page and saw that they have almost as many friends as DANE COOK. That's TOO FUCKING MANY.
I hope your band gets pummeled by a drunk driver right before the biggest show of your soon-to-be-forgotten lives. This fucking band is nothing but a bunch of should-have-been-aborted emo faggots who are only famous because their awful friends, Fall Out Boy, who should all Fall Out of a high building, recommended them to some corporate ass hat producer. Fuck you, and fuck your mothers, and fuck your awful band.