Closing Lines for Katie Couric

[NoFilterPaul]

A new user who can't start a thread asked me to post this, so here we go:

I wanted to start a thread regarding Katie Couric's question regarding how she should close her new CBS show.

Here's one:

Time to go, gotta go duuche my vag

Gotta go, gotta take a coffee dump

boy

[B54]

There is a good reason new users can not start threads and you just proved it.

[Turtle]

"I'm Katie Couric, and new users suck, goodnight."

[NoFilterPaul]

There is a good reason new users can not start threads and you just proved it.

probably, but I thought i'd give the guy a chance... :icon_frow

[NoSurviivors]

So that's the news.... and here are my tits! G'night!

[Multiple Miggs]

Courage

[Budyzir]

So that's the news.... and here are my tits! G'night!

Well, hell, I'd tune in for that.:icon_bigg

[tar_baby]

I'm an old bitch with a stank cunt...until next time....


HEY-OHHHH!!

[roche]

I think this is Paul's way of testing out a bit on us without taking responsibility if it bombs. :)

[ImAlrightSpider]

I think this is Paul's way of testing out a bit on us without taking responsibility if it bombs. :)

EXACTLY what I was going to post! He's taking a finger-pointing lesson from the interns.

[tar_baby]

that old gag:

hey...ummm..i have a "friend" who is with this girl...he really loves her but doesnt know what to do.....I, i mean HE, I HATE THAT FUCKING GAG!

[hangoverbuffet]

"I'm a goddamn rich cunt" Good night

- Katie

[LiddyRules]

She should put a mic near her bum and have it say "Goodnight Folks!!"

After her fun, peppery news, she should sit at a desk, look at the camera and very solemnly say "This is America...' lower her head, and all the lights turn off.

[Ren5150]

"NBC shoved a cam in my ass, wait till you see what CBS does with my cunt. G'night niggas"

[boy]

FU.... if O&A had this as a topic or contest, you would think it was the greatest and would enter. FU

There is a good reason new users can not start threads and you just proved it.

[Multiple Miggs]

FU.... if O&A had this as a topic or contest, you would think it was the greatest and would enter. FU
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[Jay Douglas]

"Closing Lines for Katie Couric"

I'd rather see "Clotheslines for Katie Couric", where a huge wrestler smashes her with a lariat at the end of her broadcast.

[patbattlefield]

"I've got nothing...good night, America"

[bryanswafford]

"Are you Sarah Conner"

She has the emotion of a Terminator

[DonTheTrucker]

"Jeff stop beating me with that blackjack"

[kloraferm]

"whaddya want from me?"
(sorry, just watched Goodfellas :rolleyes: )

[NoSurviivors]

"NBC shoved a cam in my ass, wait till you see what CBS does with my cunt. G'night niggas"

I'm Kaite Couric, and my ass can be found on YouTube.com