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ChickenHawk
10-20-2006, 11:09 PM
Here's what I picture when I hear his awful, hesitant voice...

http://www.geoffkirby.freeserve.co.uk/MasonicSchool/nerdy.gif
NightStalker3
10-20-2006, 11:12 PM
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060911DaymonWayans17.JPG

http://www.foundrymusic.com/myfoundry/searchresults.cfm?keyword=roland&searchtype=photos
ChickenHawk
10-20-2006, 11:13 PM
Wow... You gotta be kidding me.

That guy looks like a surly truck driver... How does he have the voice of a shy 14 year-old?!
Sack of Chisels
10-20-2006, 11:15 PM
this is all i can find
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060915Francine07.JPG
click
10-20-2006, 11:22 PM
Wow... You gotta be kidding me.

That guy looks like a surly truck driver... How does he have the voice of a shy 14 year-old?!
Not what I thought he would look like either.that pic makes it even funnier, muttering with his hands in his pockets.
D.H. Jenkins
10-20-2006, 11:32 PM
I saw him for the first time tonight on youtube - even when he's talking, his voice doesn't match that body.
DocSavage
10-20-2006, 11:59 PM
Roland!? I gotta see Nasferatu!

"Eddie....let's shoot this fucker!":fns:
CapnTweedle
10-21-2006, 12:22 AM
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060911DaymonWayans17.JPG

http://www.foundrymusic.com/myfoundry/searchresults.cfm?keyword=roland&searchtype=photos


He could not possibly look less like I imagined.
:icon_eek:
fetusFARMER
10-21-2006, 12:23 AM
Steve's Brother... Grrr Grrr
iSpeakEloquent
10-21-2006, 12:26 AM
those pics don't do him justice, check out the videos on youtube, then its really mine blowing.
canadave
10-21-2006, 12:56 AM
this is all i can find
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060915Francine07.JPG
Don't want to be a newb here but, who is the guy beside roland? See him on Paltalk but have no clue.....

Be gentle........
NightStalker3
10-21-2006, 12:58 AM
Don't want to be a newb here but, who is the guy beside roland? See him on Paltalk but have no clue.....

Be gentle........

It is Big Kev.............OKay.
DonTheTrucker
10-21-2006, 02:48 AM
http://myspace-047.vo.llnwd.net/01195/74/01/1195811047_l.jpg
Triple Skeet
10-21-2006, 03:40 AM
http://myspace-047.vo.llnwd.net/01195/74/01/1195811047_l.jpg


If anything Id have thought the guy on the left was him. Jesus he looks like Artie Lange.
Captain_Spaulding
10-21-2006, 03:55 AM
If Norton had a gay Iranian brother that is what he would look like.
Absolutely
10-21-2006, 04:08 AM
First time I saw him, I was really surprised the Bbbboys don't tool on his looks more.
He has a giant baby looking head.
Puddle O AIDs
10-21-2006, 04:37 AM
Wow... You gotta be kidding me.

That guy looks like a surly truck driver... How does he have the voice of a shy 14 year-old?!

hes just a'scared....
okterrificsk2
10-21-2006, 04:39 AM
weird i always pictured him as looking like some 5'5 98 lb fashionable metrosexual.
ChickenHawk
10-21-2006, 06:47 AM
If anything Id have thought the guy on the left was him.
Exactly what I was thinking.

If Norton had a gay Iranian brother that is what he would look like.
Good call.
Pillow Pants
10-21-2006, 08:02 AM
Roland sounds like Travis looks.
dodisman
10-21-2006, 08:25 AM
Face/body doesnt go with that voice...but he's a classic...can listen to him all day...
FattyPneumonia
10-21-2006, 10:45 AM
weird i always pictured him as looking like some 5'5 98 lb fashionable metrosexual.


Wow I agree. I would have thought he was a little Fuuuuit! Wow I am stunned.
jules
10-21-2006, 11:16 AM
WOW!!!!
i couldnt have been more off the mark on what i thought this fella looked like-
Chasboots
10-21-2006, 01:04 PM
He's got BIG balls for saying "No way!" when he was asked about having a crush on Krista Mays during yesterday's show. She's WAY too good for him...

(Then again, I am no prize myself....)
jagsfans
10-21-2006, 01:21 PM
I just wanna know why the Sam song gets all the play, but the Roland song gets ignored.
Bob
10-21-2006, 01:46 PM
That voice is nowhere near that body.

if that makes any sense.
Dave Dumperman
10-21-2006, 02:16 PM
Roland!? I gotta see Nasferatu!

"Eddie....let's shoot this fucker!":fns:

Yea I gotta see Nasferatu now, the only thing O&A ever say about ol' Nassy is what a nightmarish ghoul he is, so now i need some pics (nude preffered.)

PS - Roland is more Vito "I love you Johnny cakes" Spatafore than Artie Lange.
NightStalker3
10-21-2006, 03:03 PM
Yea I gotta see Nasferatu now, the only thing O&A ever say about ol' Nassy is what a nightmarish ghoul he is, so now i need some pics (nude preffered.)

PS - Roland is more Vito "I love you Johnny cakes" Spatafore than Artie Lange.

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060906InternNosferatu05.JPG

http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm/gallery_id/506
nneptune
10-21-2006, 03:16 PM
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm a'scared!


http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060906InternNosferatu05.JPG

http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm/gallery_id/506
RMPGP
10-21-2006, 04:38 PM
anyone know if roland is in the closet or out of the closet? not that there's anything wrong with that, it just seems like they don't go after the huge level of femininity the guy possesses. and wondering if they are just honestly being nice to him by avoiding that subject.
batgoat
10-21-2006, 04:41 PM
Owww my eyeballs hurt.
hime
10-21-2006, 05:16 PM
Jesus fucking Christ. Nosferatu is dead on, that guy is a fucking bloodsucker from the old school!
theSwede
10-21-2006, 05:37 PM
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060906InternNosferatu05.JPG

http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm/gallery_id/506

http://www.worldofwallpapers.nuche.org/content/music/newer-hard/800/Marilyn-Manson.jpg

http://st.blog.cz/o/o-zivote.blog.cz/obrazky/2468011.jpg

I knew I had seen Nosferatu before, he's Marilyn Manson! Even without the make-up and the drugs the boys detected the creep factor, I love it.
OlGravyLeg
10-21-2006, 11:45 PM
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060911DaymonWayans17.JPG

Holy shit! I always pictured something more like this.

http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/celebrityimages/Graham_Norton.jpg
Stedman
10-22-2006, 12:25 AM
Face/body doesnt go with that voice...but he's a classic...can listen to him all day...


you'd just about have to if you wanted to get anything worthwhile out of him.


Roland on the radio = gold
Arch Stanton
10-22-2006, 12:40 AM
He............ looka like a man
ChickenHawk
10-22-2006, 06:03 PM
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/nosferatu_clutching_heart_small.jpg
Clit Commander
10-22-2006, 10:31 PM
I pictured someone who looked like the American Idol kid Kevin Covier (sp?)
cokelogic
10-22-2006, 11:14 PM
Face/body doesnt go with that voice...but he's a classic...can listen to him all day...The face is exactly what I pictured him to look like. Wow, I really nailed it. Good job, for me.

But I did piture shorter, boyish body (like the voice).

Roland rules.
cokelogic
10-22-2006, 11:16 PM
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060906InternNosferatu05.JPG

http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm/gallery_id/506:icon_eek: ew, creepy.
DrGonzoPA
10-23-2006, 01:43 AM
http://myspace-047.vo.llnwd.net/01195/74/01/1195811047_l.jpg

Roland and his 'life partner' ?
BIV
10-23-2006, 02:07 AM
I wouldn't have guessed that roland looked like a guy you don't want to see on your plane.
Skinflute
10-23-2006, 02:35 AM
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060906InternNosferatu05.JPG

http://www.foundrymusic.com/lounge/displaygallery.cfm/gallery_id/506

He looks like a cancer patient.
Hudson
10-23-2006, 02:40 AM
Roland looks alot like:
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/omiddjalili/2002-august-omid-djalili1.jpg
DADDY?
Hudson
10-23-2006, 02:41 AM
He looks like a cancer patient.
More like Bat Boy from the tabloids
KissingBandit
10-23-2006, 11:43 AM
HOLD MY HAND, MAN. These pics hurt....
I want my mommy. Nitemares all nite, now.
aerosmith6703
10-23-2006, 12:55 PM
Holy Hell.. I was just thinking about what Roland looked like this morning after I heard him on talking about "little S.S." .. I pictured him more like:

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Queer%20Eye%20For%20the%20Straight%20Guy-3.JPG
hime
10-23-2006, 12:59 PM
For a moment, I thought that was David Lee Roth.
aerosmith6703
10-23-2006, 01:05 PM
For a moment, I thought that was David Lee Roth.


Eh, same difference.. wait correct that.. the guy from Queer Eye would be a better jock. (No Homo)
Flea_Man
10-23-2006, 08:27 PM
Roland is definitly a classic
ChickenHawk
10-24-2006, 01:57 AM
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060906InternNosferatu05.JPG
http://sf.indymedia.org/uploads/batboy.gif
mattiew23m
10-24-2006, 05:22 AM
http://sf.indymedia.org/uploads/batboy.gif

Jesus Christ On A Pony, can that look anymore freakish?? Can you open your mouth just a little more FRIDAY wide..:icon_eek:
mattiew23m
10-24-2006, 05:25 AM
Holy Hell.. I was just thinking about what Roland looked like this morning after I heard him on talking about "little S.S." .. I pictured him more like:

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Queer%20Eye%20For%20the%20Straight%20Guy-3.JPG

HOLY SHIT, this almost looks like a man who once did radio, and is now into the blue grass scene maaaaaan