A wish for the Free FM signoff

[DC Chick]

Just once, instead of Opie saying "If you're not joining us over at XM, have a great day", I wish Opie would sign off with something like "If you're not joining us over at XM, you're a cheap bastard." Or something to indicate just how much great radio non-XMers are missing.

[Angelfuck]

Ooooh a one-liner thread. how about
If youre not joining us over at xm:
have fun listening to crap!
kill yourself
slip in a puddle of aids and die (can you even say that on regular radio anymore?)

[funnybonez]

If you're not joining us on XM...

HA!HA! you have to listen to JV and ELVIS HA!HA!!

[AnalLeakage]

If you're not joining us on XM...

HA!HA! you have to listen to JV and ELVIS HA!HA!!

Thats a good one... or

If your not going to join us at XM, you'll miss us ordering soup :action-sm

[KevSlider]

If you're not joining us on XM:

-You're missing the HBO of radio.
-Enjoy 4 hours of cookie cutter crap.
-Go huff some paint, it's more entertaining.

[funnybonez]

If you're not joining us on XM:

***BEEEEEP**** off!!! Cheap ****BEEEP*****!!

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Thats a good one... or

If your not going to join us at XM, you'll miss us ordering soup :action-sm

If you are not going to listen to us on XM you won't miss much other than us eating and drinking and slurping for another hour and 45 minutes. :icon_roll

[tstlkevanilla]

Just once, instead of Opie saying "If you're not joining us over at XM, have a great day", I wish Opie would sign off with something like "If you're not joining us over at XM, you're a cheap bastard."

Lol! Now that's a good idea :icon_mrgr

[nataskaos]

If you are not going to listen to us on XM you won't miss much other than us eating and drinking and slurping for another hour and 45 minutes. :icon_roll


jesus.
once again, TODAY proved you to be absolutely wrong.
again.

tomorrow will do the same.

cancel your xm and dive in front of a train.

[duGandfriends]

Just once, instead of Opie saying "If you're not joining us over at XM, have a great day", I wish Opie would sign off with something like "If you're not joining us over at XM, you're a cheap bastard." Or something to indicate just how much great radio non-XMers are missing.


Almost every day, I yell "go screw"

[DoucheMeister]

"If you're not joining us over at XM, your missing the best part"

or

"If you're not joining us over at XM, you must also prefer handjobs"

[Pig_Benis]

"If you're not joining us over at XM, the terrorists win."

[D.H. Jenkins]

"If you're not joining us over at XM, you're poor, and you'll never matter."

[KevSlider]

"If you're not joining us over at XM, you must also prefer handjobs"

hmm, handjob from a chick or pay for radio...I think in this situation the handjob wins.

[AnalLeakage]

hmm, handjob from a chick or pay for radio...I think in this situation the handjob wins.

Yeah.. I didn't get it either.

[baby bagadonuts]

you need to pay for a gun....then you can have more than a handjob

[nataskaos]

wait, a guy from Purdue country, and a guy named analLeakage don't get the xm part of the show?

I would call it a rousing success then.

[AnalLeakage]

wait, a guy from Purdue country, and a guy named analLeakage don't get the xm part of the show?

I would call it a rousing success then.

I'll take the handjob over most things.. including the last 90 minutes of a show.

[Salem]

If you are not going to listen to us on XM you won't miss much other than us eating and drinking and slurping for another hour and 45 minutes. :icon_roll

Damn I wanted to say that. Come listen to us not make the slightest attempt at covering up eating with our mouths wide open and talking with our mouths full. We try our hardest to hide it on Free FM!

[Angelfuck]

Yeah.. I didn't get it either.

I think he meant in place of sex or blowjobs, it was an analogy
fm is to xm as handjobs are to sex

[patbattlefield]

If you're not joining us on XM...

HA!HA! you have to listen to JV and ELVIS HA!HA!!


thread winner:clap:

[TreeFortRichard]

"If your not joining us at xm drop your suitcase and get in the boxcar"

[mightymalachi]

If you're not joining us at XM, this concludes your broadcast day.

[funnybonez]

If you are not joining us at XM, oh well the next pricks will be fired and you'll hear the RON and FEZ show in the near future....

[patbattlefield]

If you're not joining us on XM go eat an AIDS infested cunt.

[NoSurviivors]

if you're not listening on XM, then :Stern clip: I don't caare.. I just doon't caare! :Stern clip:

[Philly loser]

There's been a lot of complaining on here about the soup and smoothies at XM lately. Maybe I don't get it maaaaan, but I enjoy that part of the show. It's just a casual hang, which I actually prefer to the structured FM show. Maybe I'm just a dummy.

[vegasbob]

Just once, instead of Opie saying "If you're not joining us over at XM, have a great day", I wish Opie would sign off with something like "If you're not joining us over at XM, you're a cheap bastard." Or something to indicate just how much great radio non-XMers are missing.


If you are not joining us at XM, is it the same reason you didn't follow hoo-hoo?

Car crash ........... now.

[KevSlider]

wait, a guy from Purdue country, and a guy named analLeakage don't get the xm part of the show?

I would call it a rousing success then.

Where in the hell did you get the idea that I don't have XM? We don't get Free FM 'round these parts so XM is the only way to get a live show.

[nataskaos]

don't get = don't GET...not...not listening to.

[Angelfuck]

they didnt get the rather vague analogy DoucheMeister made in regards to handjobs being similar to freefm
i think this is a record for thread derailing

[Ploppy]

If you are not going to listen to us on XM you won't miss much other than us eating and drinking and slurping for another hour and 45 minutes.

jesus.
once again, TODAY proved you to be absolutely wrong.
again.

tomorrow will do the same.

cancel your xm and dive in front of a train.

One day that they don't sound like hogs at a trough and you want to act like it never happens. Stern could only hope for a fan as blindly loyal as you.

Back to the topic:

"Please deposit 75 Cents for the next 105 minutes."

[MPax9]

If you're not joining us at XM don't worry, if anything good happens we'll replay it tomorrow for you to hear.

[BillyLiar]

"If you're not joining us on XM, be sure to check out Ron and Fez at 3"

[ern]

"Please deposit 75 Cents for the next 105 minutes."


I like that one and the lunch one.

Everyone does have to admit one thing about XM, you do get uncensored stuff. Uncensored doesn't always mean swearing. Shit if I were them, you would listen to me sending people out for my drycleaning. Ordering parts for various things. Setting up doctor appointments. etc. And every meeting would be on air. DON'T YOU DO PERSONAL THINGS ON COMPANY TIME?

Forgot to add, for those wackbaggers who actually work for a living. Don't want to confuse the unemployed, there is a reason they are unemployed.

[73CJ89XJ]

If you're not joining us on XM, just throw Opie and Anthony in the search.

[BikiniTini]

How about, "If you're not joining us on XM, Good luck Bro...."

[Triple Skeet]

If your not listening to us at XM, your not gonna know what the crybabies at Wackbag keep bitching about.

Nothing?

[tstlkevanilla]

If you're not joining us at XM don't worry, if anything good happens we'll replay it tomorrow for you to hear.

:clap: :clap: another funny one :icon_lol:

[tstlkevanilla]

If your not listening to us at XM, your not gonna know what the crybabies at Wackbag keep bitching about.

Nothing?

no

[tstlkevanilla]

If you're not joining us on XM, just throw Opie and Anthony in the search.

god damn there's so many of them I just have to keep quoting..

remember.. youtube is blowing up.. :icon_roll

[batgoat]

If you're not joining us at XM, God will kill a kitten

[CamdenWithABell]

"If you're joining us on XM, great. If not, that's great too. Because all opinions are equally valid, and we should all receive a medal for being the beautiful and unique snowflakes that we are."

[tstlkevanilla]

"If you're joining us on XM, great. If not, that's great too. Because all opinions are equally valid, and we should all receive a medal for being the beautiful and unique snowflakes that we are."

uummm..

just say no to drugs.. :icon_conf

[Stedman]

i remember one day Anthony did chime in with something like whats being asked for here.

opie - "If you're not joining us at xm have a great weekend, we'll see you monday"

Anthony (slighly lower than average) - "cheap bastards"


Might not have been exacly like that, but you get the point. Ant did call them cheap or poor.

[nataskaos]

One day that they don't sound like hogs at a trough and you want to act like it never happens. Stern could only hope for a fan as blindly loyal as you.


hey, why don't you put some more words in my mouth cockslapper?
it happens from time to time. so?

he made it sound like that's all they did.

[Kitchen Monkey]

"If you're not joining us for XM, we're doing something wrong."

[cozzie]

Wake up with Whoppi

[RMPGP]

"If you aren't joining us for XM, you are probably living near dozens of sex offenders, so don't let your kids trick or treat at houses that are WAY too into Halloween."

[BigWilly]

"If you're not joining us at XM, then go vote for OBAMA!"

[BigFeet]

hmm, handjob from a chick or pay for radio...I think in this situation the handjob wins.

I have to agree.:rockon"

[LastDeadMouse]

"If you're not joining us on XM, don't worry. If we do anything really good we'll clean it up and play it for you on this side tomorrow."

[pmoney316]

'If you're not joining us on XM, it must suck to be you'

Yeah,kinda lame

[CitizenV]

I drive by an O&A billboard in Peabody MA all the time and tonight when I drove by it i noticed someone had climbed up to it and spray painted an XM logo on it like ((XM)) and there was some other stuff written but I was moving to fast to read it.
I'll take a picture of it next time I'm there.


-V-

[Jerry1]

"If you're not joining us on XM then...HA HA YOU'RE CHEAP!"

[Dickieboy]

My Dream :

"If your not joining us over at XM , You'll never hear us again because we are quitting shitty free radio and going back to the wonderful freedom over at XM fulltime "

[Kid Brock]

Opie should use this one that I just came up with on my own.


"Stay classy San Diego"

[Wick]

How about...if you're not joining us over at XM...you'll have to resort to making dumb threads.

[DoucheMeister]

I think he meant in place of sex or blowjobs, it was an analogy
fm is to xm as handjobs are to sex

At least someone got it.:action-sm

[Kurto2021]

If you're not joining us at XM, you're black.

[DC Chick]

If you're not joining us on XM, Go f yourself (said in the Psyco Mark style)

[funnybonez]

If you not joining us over at XM, you miss radio gold when I stomped on Andrew's cake!!

[Douchebag Listener]

I've always wanted to hear "If you're not joining us on XM, go fuck yourself".

[Bralio]

My Dream :

"If your not joining us over at XM , You'll never hear us again because we are quitting shitty free radio and going back to the wonderful freedom over at XM fulltime "

well said, sir... well said!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Pig_Benis]

If you're not joining us at XM, you're black.

Winner... gg thread.

[badcellphoneguy]

If your not joining us over at XM....you really are a cheap jew.

[MJMANDALAY]

I drive by an O&A billboard in Peabody MA all the time and tonight when I drove by it i noticed someone had climbed up to it and spray painted an XM logo on it like ((XM)) and there was some other stuff written but I was moving to fast to read it.
I'll take a picture of it next time I'm there.


-V-
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[Sct Ptersns Twn]

hey, why don't you put some more words in my mouth cockslapper?
it happens from time to time. so?

he made it sound like that's all they did.

Jesus Christ, you sound like my wife after I say "I never get any ass anymore."

You are take it sooo literally guy. :action-sm Just saying. Let's all have fun, fun, fun....

Now try this one o for size:
If you are not joining us on XM, go buy some soup, a smoothie and some cereal and slurp, suck and chew with us simultaneously on XM while you cheap bastards listen to JV and Elvis.

[hoo cares]

If you're not joining us on XM you'll miss 30 minutes of us finding funny ways to say "blueberries" and "almonds"

[nofate301]

Just once, instead of Opie saying "If you're not joining us over at XM, have a great day", I wish Opie would sign off with something like "If you're not joining us over at XM, you're a cheap bastard." Or something to indicate just how much great radio non-XMers are missing.
he's said that!

[HummerTuesdays]

If you're not joining us at XM don't worry, if anything good happens we'll replay it tomorrow for you to hear.

I was thinking the same thing.

[atxklown]

For the FreeFM Signoff:

You Mom's Box

[jimmyjimjimz]

I'm happy theyre back on free radio. Some people (like me) who have listened to them since WNEW may not be able to afford XM right now. I got my first job since October 2001 this past April. I work part-time, and I only make $8.50 an hour. I normally work 20 hrs a week. It's not easy to save money from a $118 check.

There's my response.

[earlshog]

I'll take the handjob over most things.. including the last 90 minutes of a show.


especially if he has nice soft hands...


no homo

[earlshog]

If you're not joining us on XM go eat an AIDS infested cunt.


I don't think you can say AID;s infested on terestial

[OnePremier]

My Dream :

"If your not joining us over at XM , You'll never hear us again because we are quitting shitty free radio and going back to the wonderful freedom over at XM fulltime "


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j205/msalyssabrody/del.jpg

"I had that same dream"

[Perch1019]

Just once, instead of Opie saying "If you're not joining us over at XM, have a great day", I wish Opie would sign off with something like "If you're not joining us over at XM, you're a cheap bastard." Or something to indicate just how much great radio non-XMers are missing.

How bout "if your not joining us at XM, dont worry. If its something funny, we will play it over here the next couple of days"

[Trippy]

If youre not joining us at XM dont worry we will just replay the XM content here tomorrow.......but here it will be bleeped!

[Trippy]

How bout "if your not joining us at XM, dont worry. If its something funny, we will play it over here the next couple of days"


God dammit I knew I should have read every page in this fucking thread!!

Hoo hoo!!! Im ripping you off!!

[BullsLawDan]

If you are not going to listen to us on XM you won't miss much other than us eating and drinking and slurping for another hour and 45 minutes. :icon_roll

Why don't you flush your XM down the toilet, go buy a "JV and Elvis" fan club t-shirt, and watch in horror as my train-wreck of a self fucks your mother.

Only changed the last part because i'm horny.

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Why don't you flush your XM down the toilet, go buy a "JV and Elvis" fan club t-shirt, and watch in horror as my train-wreck of a self fucks your mother.

Only changed the last part because i'm horny.
I wuv you puddin, but:

Refer to post #68 "don't get the bit guy". :deadhorse


BTW I will let my mother know she has a train-wreck suiter @ church tomorrow.:icon_mrgr

[BikiniTini]

If you're not joining us on XM, you must live in Anthony's neighborhood. . .:icon_mrgr